lowqualityfacts ,
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar

I somehow never knew this.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

coyoty ,
@coyoty@mstdn.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts That's because they're so hard to throw.

freewriter42 ,

@lowqualityfacts Misread this as "coupons" and it still somehow worked

aborigen ,
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@lowqualityfacts "Goddammit, I just hung this out to dry! What the hell happened?"

winghongchan ,
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@lowqualityfacts that’s a unique level of accuracy, I mean, people have been killed by all sorts of random things https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet-related_injuries_and_deaths

arose62 ,
@arose62@aus.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts

Several people who have been fired out of them have perished. 😥

wauz ,
@wauz@mastodon.de avatar

@lowqualityfacts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0keV_roJIyk

Supervinh47 ,
@Supervinh47@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts When a cannon actually kills someone, they call it a Canon Event.

erik ,
@erik@iam.reasonably.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts Untrue. I was killed by a cannon–twice. Same cannon.

Thebratdragon ,
@Thebratdragon@mastodon.scot avatar

@lowqualityfacts this is known as the Canon Law....

jaycee ,
@jaycee@toot.community avatar

@lowqualityfacts Weapons or clergy? 🤓

neenamaiya ,
@neenamaiya@mstdn.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts They land in the sea and melt.

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