futurebird ,
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In Oklahoma they are passing a law to mandate a Bible be in every classroom.

I don't have as much of an issue with this as I do with hanging the (Protestant Evangelical) ten commandments on the wall. The Bible, like many other religious texts is an important book...

Just one little question:

Which Bible?

Ya'll say "The Bible" like you have a Pope and there is only one. That's not true. So... which one?

If you don't know then maybe you are not qualified to make such mandates.

dogzilla ,
@dogzilla@masto.deluma.biz avatar

@futurebird @nedhamson1 I have no problem with using the Jefferson Bible.

It’s amazing these idiots are so bigoted they can’t conceive of there being any other bible but the one they’re used to

FrankFrank ,
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@dogzilla @futurebird @nedhamson1

The X-rated Bible is hotter than tRUMP humping Stormy Daniel's in August at Death Valley. It's a corker.

https://archive.org/details/XRatedBibleBenEdwardAkerley/page/n90/mode/1up

futurebird OP ,
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@FrankFrank @dogzilla @nedhamson1

This must be a use of "hot" that I'm not familiar with.

CaffeinatedBookDragon ,
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@futurebird

You can have fun with "The Brick Bible" in classrooms... with the LEGOs and all, it'd definitely get picked up and looked at. Bonus is the pics and stories could lead to some awkward questions at home about what's actually IN the bible mommy and daddy keep on the shelf or table (hee hee).

VirginiaHolloway ,

@futurebird That's one of the conundrums that puzzles me. If the Bible is the literal "word of God" as I understand some believe, then how can the words be different in different versions? I guess this is why we have sectarian wars, over those words. I'm sure it won't be too long before SCOTUS determines which version is the correct (joking/not joking).

SteveClough ,
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@VirginiaHolloway @futurebird Oh don't get onto that one. For many of them, it is the King James Version, which was written by God apparently.

Which proves that God is a terrible writer.

futurebird OP ,
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@SteveClough @VirginiaHolloway

Isn't that the bible of The Church of England... and isn't that the church we Americans were so butt-hurt about having to be a member of that they all went over an ocean to escape it???

albnelson ,
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@futurebird @SteveClough @VirginiaHolloway I just like the idea of William Bradford and Increase Mather being butt-hurt. Explains a lot.

SteveClough ,
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@futurebird @VirginiaHolloway You expect it to make sense? That boat sailed a long time ago.

MennoWolff ,
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@futurebird @SteveClough @VirginiaHolloway
If i'm not mistaken the argument wasn't over what it says in the bible, that's the word of God, so duh. The argument was over what it says in the bible, what it really says, i.e. the interpretation.
But the bible says so many contradictory things, so it's not surprising some people get upset every once in a while.

Illuminatus ,
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@futurebird A Saint Hyeronimus Vulgate. In Latin. Or you'll be known for the noob you are.

mensrea ,
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@futurebird and while we're at it maybe a quran and the vedas

futurebird OP ,
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Getting yelled at because of the copies of "Euclid's Elements" I put in every classroom.

I thought you said to "put the Bible!!"

futurebird OP ,
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

Let's have a whole little bookshelf that says "Bibles"

And everyone can bring whatever Bibles they like and add it to the Bible library.

LinuxAndYarn ,
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@futurebird How about a screenwriter's bible for Star Trek Discovery?

kingkaufman ,
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justafrog ,
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@futurebird Would be Knuth's TAOCP if I had any say in it.

SehrLesbisch ,
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futurebird OP ,
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Look to the ant, lazybones; consider her ways, and be wise:
She has no king, no boss, or ruler, but she knows to store her provisions in summer and plan for the harvest.

Proverbs 6:6-8

futurebird OP ,
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I have a whole collection of all the mentions of ants in ancient texts and folklore. I could make that into an Ant Bible.

catselbow ,
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@futurebird

The bible does mention the anty christ.

emmanuelwald ,
@emmanuelwald@deacon.social avatar

@futurebird I would love to read that

mycotropic ,
@mycotropic@beige.party avatar

@futurebird

One of which I would buy the living heck out of!

NatureMC ,
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@futurebird When I wrote my much too long comment, I hadn't seen the comments here yet. So I used a different version of the Ant Bible. 😁

StephanMatthiesen ,
@StephanMatthiesen@troet.cafe avatar

@futurebird Oh yes please do write a book about ants in the Bible!

Also, when they want the Bible in each classroom, are they aware that Bible literally is the Greek word for "books"?

slothrop ,
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@futurebird Does she not have a queen, though?

futurebird OP ,
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@slothrop

Queens do not "rule" the other ants. They are just the ant with the job of laying eggs.

It's really interesting to me that people in the Bronze age seemed to know this? Or at least recognized the autonomy of individual ants. And they also used the feminine pronouns for ant workers ... which is also correct.

futurebird OP ,
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

@slothrop

Before you say they didn't know that ants had queens... they did! There is a whole lovely story about King Solomon talking to a queen ant. The queen ant humbles the human King who has gotten too big of a head. It's a nice story.

slothrop ,
@slothrop@chaos.social avatar

@futurebird I wouldn’t dream of arguing about ants with you! 😇

regordane ,
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@futurebird @slothrop

I'm pretty sure that story is a later legend, not in the Bible itself

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valley_of_the_ants

llewelly ,
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@futurebird @slothrop
the use of the word "queen" for an egg-laying ant (or other hymenopteran) seems to encourage many misconceptions, particularly the idea that the "queen" has some special power of command, so it's interesting they seemed to know ant "queens" don't "rule" in the human sense. But they must have needed some understanding of ants to protect food stores.

LevZadov ,
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@llewelly @futurebird @slothrop

"Queen" is not the right word. I nominate "Womb" to replace it.

llewelly ,
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@LevZadov @futurebird @slothrop
the terms gyne and reproductive are already in use. "womb" would be problematical because it implies live birth, and most (all?) ants are egg layers. Anyone know of a an ant that gives live birth?

futurebird OP ,
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@llewelly @LevZadov @slothrop

Though there are many insects and arthropods who give live birth, this isn't something that any hymenopterans will do.

melivia ,
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@futurebird @slothrop My first thought was to wonder how they knew that worker ants were female without a microscope—but workers do lay eggs occasionally, right?

futurebird OP ,
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@melivia @slothrop

Workers do lay eggs. One could notice if you caught some worker ants of certain species and kept them separated from their colony. Without the queen they turn to laying eggs (which are unfertilized so they can only produce males) in a last ditch effort to participate in the nuptial flights.

But it might also just be a fluke, or a tendency to call all small creatures female? I don't know enough about language to say how remarkable it is to use female pronouns.

Metaph ,
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@futurebird @slothrop

This is interesting! (I can't say I realized that worker ants are female either :dragneyes: )

I do wonder (and maybe you know) if the choice of feminine pronoun for the ant here has more to do with the translator dealing with ancient Hebrew's grammatical gender. Perhaps the biblical Hebrew word for "ant" is just feminine?

(Not trying to reply guy or anything I am just a language nerd enjoying the thread and you seem both fairly knowledgeable and interested in details like this 💙)

Twotired ,
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@futurebird @slothrop
I didn’t even realize until you wrote this that my unquestioned understanding has always been that the queen does rule. That assumption was based on… nothing? What a human queen means?

AndorianSoup ,
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nobilis ,
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@futurebird

A Jefferson Bible would be a good addition.

Jorsh ,
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@futurebird

brings a dogeared copy of George Carlin's Brain Droppings

NatureMC ,
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@futurebird Great idea!

MennoWolff ,
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@futurebird
Can I bring my Handbook Of Chemistry And Physics?
It's arguably THE bible for chemical engineering students.

lufthans ,
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@futurebird Stevens/Comers TCP/IP books

catselbow ,
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Nicovel0 ,
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@futurebird I would leave The Prokaryotes, but it’s a bit heavy

michael_w_busch ,
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@futurebird I have heard the CRC Handbook of Chemistry and Physics be called "the rubber bible" (because the CRC publishing group was originally the Chemical Rubber Company).

But I am not convinced that such creative responses actually do much to stop the authoritarian supremacists responsible for such outrages.

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