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/ fade in to someone cute writing a list of pros about their crush /

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Still image. Screen Capture from Maurice Sendak's Little Bear, a person in a broad sunhat, wearing a long light blue dress with a square neck and lighter blue sleeves. They and a small bear are sitting on a picnic basket about to eat sandwiches. Top text reads: Girls with the bear they found in the woods 🐻
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    Still image. Ricky from Trailer Park Boys, a person wearing a houndstooth pattern graphic shirt, neck chain, thin goatee, carefully trimmed sideburns down to the jawline, and medium pompadour, standing in front of a mobile home and fence. Text reads: Albert Camels said the only way to deal with a fucked up world is to become sooo fucked up that your entire existence is acting like a felon
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    just now learning that the 'Lea' in Lea & Perrins, whose most famous work is Worcestershire Sauce

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    Tumblr post from doctor-roman I think whoever named worcestershire sauce that should have the worst tummy hurty ever replyfrom nyxwoven, screenshot from wikipedia i have great news "Lea was elected Mayor of Worcester in 1835. He served again from 1849 to 1850.[4] He served only three months in office.[citation needed] He died of acute dyspepsia (a fatal stomach disorder where the stomach cannot function properly) on 23 March 1874 at Stanfield House, Upper Wick, Worcestershire, and was buried in the family tomb at St Peter's, Powick. " reply from doctor-roman MR. LEA I AM SO FUCKING SORRY
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    Video. Kitty face superimposed in the classic Fallout dialog interface. A cathode ray tube with no bezel, four lit vacuum tubes, ribbon cables, transformer, and paper cone speaker are arrayed in a field-expedient / jury rigged way. The spoken words are displayed on screen "Welcome to Camp Navarro. So, you're the new replacement... You are out of uniform, soldier! Where is your power armor? Don't have any? You expect me to believe that, maggot? The truth is you lost an expensive piece of army-issue equipment. That suit is going to come out of your pay, and you will remain in this mans army until you are five hundred and ten years old, which is the number of years it will take for you to pay for a Mark II Powered Combat Armor you have lost! Report to the armory and have a new suit issued to you, then report back to me, private! Dismissed!"

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    Sill image. "Trade offer" meme. A person in a suit with steepled fingers, head superimposed with Advanced Riot Gear helmet, an insectine-looking dark bucket helmet melding into a full-face respirator that has glowing red aviator-shaped lenses. Behind this person is a vintage scifi looking robot with a broad smile across it's cathode ray tube face. Top Text: ⚠️TRADE OFFER⚠️ i receive: hoover dam you receive: getting thrown off of hoover dam
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    Still image. The unwrapped foil of a popular brand chocolate egg was covering - SURPRISE! - the demon core, a 14lb sphere of plutonium involved in two fatal radiation incidents. Two hollowed-out spheres of machined silvery metal, with the eponymous pit in the middle. Send not to know, for whom the core claps, It Claps For Thee.
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    Still image. Light seaspray-color background. Picture of an extremely conventional looking person with coifed medium length hair, wide smile that doesn't reach their eyes, slightly shaggy short beard and moustache. “Hi! I'm a white dude who likes to play Devil's Advocate, because other people's struggles are theoretical to me. It's fun to debate their right to equality. While we're here, I would like to centre my voice and perspectives about a cause that means nothing to me! I'm here to take up all the oxygen in the room and exhaust people who are trying to fight against injustice so that we maintain the status quo, which serves me. I have no interest in learning; your frustration is my ultimate goal! Let's engage!"
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    Still image. Three panel meme. The Terminator calling John Connor's home, impersonating their voice, speech bubble is a google search, 'cheese not sticking to pizza' John Connor's foster parent, played by Jenette Goldstein, holds a plastic cream colored phone, speech bubble is a reply, "mix in sauce: mixing cheese into the sauce helps add moisture to the cheese and dry out the sauce. [circled in red] You can also add about one eighth cup of non-toxic glue to the sauce to give it more tackiness. [circled in red] Let the pizza cool: The cheese will settle and bond" The Terminator hangs up and tells John Connor: "your foster parents are dead"
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    babe, are you OK? you barely touched your feetza

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    Still image. Cover of Mark Fisher's "Capitalist Realism: Is There No Alternative?". Michael Imperioli as Christopher Moltisanti and Tony Sirico as Paulie Gualtieri in the foreground in a scene from The Pine Barrens episode of The Sopranos (1999). One character shrugs, trying to keep warm, while another has their hand to their ear, holding a cellular telephone. Bottom text reads: Ay, Tone, we're trapped in a pervasive fuckin atmosphere that acts like some kinda fuckin invisible barrier constraining thought and action
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    The X-Files - S02E23 - Soft Light.mkv

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    logging on

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    legalize public transit

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    Still image. One panel watercolor or marker comic, originally by Will Laren of Slurricane fame, "The Ol' Spicy Keychain". It's been edited to make it about the demon core. Person in a button up shirt and jacket, hand smoking, red hot screwdriver falling, person yawping in pain, brow sweaty, in front of a pedestal with a glowing blue orb. Text reads: AAAAAUUUGGGHHH!!! THE CORE! THE CORE IS BLUE HOT! SCREWDRIVER YOU RAT! YOU WEREN'T STABILIZING THE BERYLLIUM SPHERE, YOU SLIPPED AND GAVE ME THE OL' SPICY BALL! HOW COULD YOU GIVE YOUR OWN SCIENTIST, SLOTIN, THE SPICY BALL!?!
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    Selma and Troy didn't have to break up

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    Still image. Screenshot from Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) illustrating conditional motivation. Eddie Valiant, a detective in shirtsleeves, hat, slacks, loosened tie, and suspenders, saws away at a pair of handcuffs. Roger, a cartoon rabbit, helpfully slips out of the cuffs to steady the box they're using as a workstand. Eddie: You mean you could've done it at any time?! Roger (labeled ADHD): Not at any time, only when it was INTERESTING or URGENT
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    if you need this today,
    please look at it twice,
    i promise you're doing the best you can
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    Still image. Recreation of the fatal demon core criticality incident, two metal orbs held separated by just a screwdriver, just before they clap together and kill multiple people in the room slowly and painfully. Top text reads: Ok, if it flashes blue its a boy and if it flashes pink its a girl
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    Video clip from The Simpsons. Principal Skinner asking "Am I so out of touch?" as Hall & Oates - Out of Touch plays over a background of Skinner and Armin Tamzarian scenes. Wheelie-ing a shafty down the streets of Capital City, dancing with magnetic shoes, climbing a sheer cliff face like some non-giving-up-school-guy, yawning after a luncheon, and dancing in the cafeteria of Springfield Elementary.

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    Video clip. A medium-bedraggled stove and range with speakers instead of burners. An off-screen hand twists the knobs as the speakers vibrate more and more strongly. The stove door is eventually opened to show a subwoofer at full excursion. 'Gucci Mane - Cocaine Is My Girlfriend' is playing.

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    Still image. Three panels, hands rolling together cacodemons from Doom, red, monstrous, cyclopean meatballs, smiling ear to ear, mouth full of razor sharp tusks and teeth, two enormous horns surrounded by four smaller ones on their heads. Second panel shows cacodemons being fried in a pan in various stages of distress. Third panel shows a plate full of pain elementals, which look like browned cacodemons, served with a light garnish.
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    Still image. Screenshot of two social media posts. bumblebeebats 1h ago Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg. bumblebeebats 1h ago i must stress that he's never seen the original comic. My mother simply showed him the shorthand symbol and he memorized it. As far as he is aware this is just a fucking hieroglyph that deals instant psychic damage to everyone under the age of 30
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    Still image. Poster of Saving Private Ryan with rishi sunak's clownbaby face in place of Tom Hanks'. Four helmeted faces fading into the clouds above a single figure silhouetted against the setting sun, rifle at low ready. Film title has been edited to read 'saving private equity'
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    Still image. White marble statue on a background of a moon-lit sky, river, tree, and hill scene. Colors fade from purple to orange to blue and back, a laser and/or lightning bolt is shooting through the statue's forehead as an eagle passes in front of the full moon. Top left text: No man ever posts the same meme twice, for it's not the same mem and he's not the same man. Heraclitus
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    Still image. Geoffrey the giraffe [sp?], a cartoon mascot for the now-defunct toy store 'toys r us', a humanoid giraffe holding a skateboard, wearing a backpack, vneck, and jeans, surrounded by a rainbow ribbon. Top text, in multiple colors and bubble letters, reads: THE PAST IS DEAD Text to the left of character, smaller: "The World You Were Born Into No Longer Exists"
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    @dko 😞

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    @jerry :ablobcatheartsqueeze:

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    Still image. Two panel meme, cartoon cityscape in red, black, and steel grey, a batman-shaped silhouette labeled 'Loud racecar sound'. Second panel is the same scene, lit by a lightning bolt in the sky, showing the silhouette to have been cast by Jake and Finn of Adventure Time. A large soft cartoon dog, with a much smaller human child/young adult wearing a hat with pokey ears sitting on their head. They are labeled 'Abarth 500'.
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    Still image. "Our Blessed vs. Their barbarous" meme. Two lands divided by a waterway, respective towers, battlements, and navies labeled on either side. Text reads: Our Blessed Marxism vs. Their Barbarous Marxism our scientific plan for socialism vs. their unrealistic idealism our class-centered analysis vs. their harmful class reductionism our dialectical nimbleness vs. their foul revisionism our incisive video essayists vs. their disingenous [sp] streamers
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    Still image. Screenshot of a social media post by Yung Simba @yo_its_simba “I'm not really into politics. Anyway, let me tell you how much I hate my job, my boss, my landlord, my shitty health insurance, my student loans, my town's public transportation and the fact that I come home too tired to do anything after work every day." 4:11 pm - 18/04/2019 - Twitter for iPhone
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    wish it were an n95 goose,
    i guess surgical swan will have to do

    Animated image. A swan snaps a person's chin-diapered surgical mask back on their face. They're bemused and stunned as they fall backward.

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    Still image. Two panels. First panel Your Landlord: "It's not me who's choosing to increase your rent. It's the market." [picture of an older person with white hair, thin blue tie, white buttondown, stripe patterned blazer] Second panel The "market": [same image, duplicated and tessellated to fill the frame with fourteen of them]
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    Still image. Clippy, a paperclip with eyes brought to life by eldrich magic, is saying something to you. Speech bubble reads: It looks like you have failed to realise that you're sabotaging yourself. Worst part of it is that you know, yet you persist. Consciousness is a curse in disguise.
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    Still image. Previous meme, edited to replace Clippy with Matthew McConaughey as Rustin Cohle in True Detective (2014). A person with medium length hair, small clump of flyaways stylishly in front of their forehead, looking wearily out of frame, taking a long drag from a cigarette in tightly-pursed lips. Speech bubble still reads: It looks like you have failed to realise that you're sabotaging yourself. Worst part of it is that you know, yet you persist. Consciousness is a curse in disguise.
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    Still image. Hello Kitty balloon with arms and legs, mostly deflated and touching the ground with its swept-back legs, as if struggling to walk or hovering wherever it's going, on a dirt path with a fence in the background painted alternatingly red and blue. Top text reads: Me on my way to make the vibe weird
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    Still image. Two panel meme. First panel: Older person wearing a headscarf and an exasperated expression, eyes closed, mouth open. Text to the right reads: America is in danger of Fascism Second panel: Older person wearing a headscarf, right hand pointing at the reader, index finger outstretched, smiling expression. Text to the right reads: America has always been fascist it's just we've come to the "and then they came for you" bit.
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    Still image. Jerry Stiller as Frank Costanza in Seinfeld. Three horizontal panels, each show an older person with a moustache and curly hair seated at a kitchen table, one arm up to gesticulate while speaking. Bottom text of each panel: You got the A... C... another A... and the B That's facts.
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    Still image. Social media post screenshot. Top post reads: "By the power vested in me I now pronounce you... Blocked & deleted. You may now... Kiss my ass" Second post is a comic-book Duke Nukem holding a pistol, terrible trigger discipline, a sloppily-drawn speech bubble leading up, implying you should read the first post in Jon St. John's Duke voice.
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    Animated image. Mystery Science Theatre 3000 episode 904 - Werewolf (1997). Adrianna Miles playing Natalie Burke, person with bangs and long hair standing in a wood-paneled office, delivering a line in a very, very flat and disinterested way. Top text reads: This is absolutely fascinating. Bottom are the customary shadows of two robots and a person in movie theatre seats.

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    Still image. Mads Mikkelsen as Hannibal Lecter, shown alone in the frame, from the chest up, wearing a rough institutional twill shirt, top button unbuttoned. Neutral face to slightly mirthful smile. Bottom text reads: you guys r giving me attention which makes me happy so i'm going to be annoying
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    last five years of logging into a website that requires users to set up MFA

    and leaked all my healthcare data because their admins aren't required to set up MFA

    Video. Hands turning and twisting large pips on a metal wall, each in turn exposes a keyslot, which is turned with an ornate skeleton key, after half a dozen locks, the door is opened.

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    🖼

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    Video. Rural muddy road with open gate. A cabover truck speeds through, high covered bed engulfed in flames, a truck-horn rendition of Baby Shark plays as it passes.

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    Still image. Three social media posts by zoethebitch. depression is kicking my ass lately ngl where's that post about the klingon therapist need to hear that rn asimovsideburns Klingon therapist: the battle against mental illness cannot be won decisively. It is a long campaign against an enemy who never tires, whose forces swell to twice their size whenever you look away. Battle against a foe of such magnitude, who occupies your very mind... every moment you survive is a triumph against all odds. There is no more honorable combat.
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    free reminder: if you find yourself in a situation where something is on the tracks and there's a train coming, get off the rails and run parallel/diagonal to the tracks toward the train. objects behave unpredictably when this magnitude of inertia is at play. one place they never go is a quarter mile against the direction of travel.

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    it's Thursday afternoon and i fully support being double cheeked up

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    Video. Anime person with pink bangs wearing a white shirt, black vest, and black cowboy hat yells, overlaid atop scenic vistas in a parody of the Kirin J Callinan - Big Enough video.

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    Still image. Screenshot of what appears to be a TV show. Person with long hair and bangs holding a machine pistol with another person seated in the background, mid-clap. Insert reads: You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For an example, if she is holding a gun she's probably angry.
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    just realized that posting memes is basically pointing at a communication board and i'm going to go 'please lie down'

    Still image. A communication board or symbol board for emergency medical personnel. Simple cartoon images of common feelings, states, and needs along with the English and Spanish words for them. Such as: Your name? allergies pregnant Please lie down bathroom weapons this won't hurt drinking alcohol your birthday?
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    the meaning changes radically depending on how meritocratic you believe corporations to be

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