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dko

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He/him.

Lapsed craftsperson
No spoons, only knives
Too-earnest chronic illness fuckup

Header image is a church sign that reads:
THOSE PREVENTING HISTORY
FROM BEING TAUGHT
INTEND TO REPEAT IT

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A smiling amorphous cartoon blob gleefully riding a bicycle.
It has swept back handlebars and the back tire is kicking up a modest cloud of dust.

if you suspect i'm flirting with you, please know that i unequivocally think you're cute, but am almost certainly being open and effusive rather than amorous.

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stealing memes is a fake idea in the first place

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P.S. if you repost and write good alt text, the meme is yours forever

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wish it were an n95 goose,
i guess surgical swan will have to do

Animated image. A swan snaps a person's chin-diapered surgical mask back on their face. They're bemused and stunned as they fall backward.

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Still image. Two panels. First panel Your Landlord: "It's not me who's choosing to increase your rent. It's the market." [picture of an older person with white hair, thin blue tie, white buttondown, stripe patterned blazer] Second panel The "market": [same image, duplicated and tessellated to fill the frame with fourteen of them]
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    Still image. Clippy, a paperclip with eyes brought to life by eldrich magic, is saying something to you. Speech bubble reads: It looks like you have failed to realise that you're sabotaging yourself. Worst part of it is that you know, yet you persist. Consciousness is a curse in disguise.
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    Still image. Previous meme, edited to replace Clippy with Matthew McConaughey as Rustin Cohle in True Detective (2014). A person with medium length hair, small clump of flyaways stylishly in front of their forehead, looking wearily out of frame, taking a long drag from a cigarette in tightly-pursed lips. Speech bubble still reads: It looks like you have failed to realise that you're sabotaging yourself. Worst part of it is that you know, yet you persist. Consciousness is a curse in disguise.
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    Still image. Hello Kitty balloon with arms and legs, mostly deflated and touching the ground with its swept-back legs, as if struggling to walk or hovering wherever it's going, on a dirt path with a fence in the background painted alternatingly red and blue. Top text reads: Me on my way to make the vibe weird
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    Still image. Two panel meme. First panel: Older person wearing a headscarf and an exasperated expression, eyes closed, mouth open. Text to the right reads: America is in danger of Fascism Second panel: Older person wearing a headscarf, right hand pointing at the reader, index finger outstretched, smiling expression. Text to the right reads: America has always been fascist it's just we've come to the "and then they came for you" bit.
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    Still image. Jerry Stiller as Frank Costanza in Seinfeld. Three horizontal panels, each show an older person with a moustache and curly hair seated at a kitchen table, one arm up to gesticulate while speaking. Bottom text of each panel: You got the A... C... another A... and the B That's facts.
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    Still image. Social media post screenshot. Top post reads: "By the power vested in me I now pronounce you... Blocked & deleted. You may now... Kiss my ass" Second post is a comic-book Duke Nukem holding a pistol, terrible trigger discipline, a sloppily-drawn speech bubble leading up, implying you should read the first post in Jon St. John's Duke voice.
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    Animated image. Mystery Science Theatre 3000 episode 904 - Werewolf (1997). Adrianna Miles playing Natalie Burke, person with bangs and long hair standing in a wood-paneled office, delivering a line in a very, very flat and disinterested way. Top text reads: This is absolutely fascinating. Bottom are the customary shadows of two robots and a person in movie theatre seats.

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    Still image. Mads Mikkelsen as Hannibal Lecter, shown alone in the frame, from the chest up, wearing a rough institutional twill shirt, top button unbuttoned. Neutral face to slightly mirthful smile. Bottom text reads: you guys r giving me attention which makes me happy so i'm going to be annoying
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    last five years of logging into a website that requires users to set up MFA

    and leaked all my healthcare data because their admins aren't required to set up MFA

    Video. Hands turning and twisting large pips on a metal wall, each in turn exposes a keyslot, which is turned with an ornate skeleton key, after half a dozen locks, the door is opened.

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    Video. Rural muddy road with open gate. A cabover truck speeds through, high covered bed engulfed in flames, a truck-horn rendition of Baby Shark plays as it passes.

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    Still image. Three social media posts by zoethebitch. depression is kicking my ass lately ngl where's that post about the klingon therapist need to hear that rn asimovsideburns Klingon therapist: the battle against mental illness cannot be won decisively. It is a long campaign against an enemy who never tires, whose forces swell to twice their size whenever you look away. Battle against a foe of such magnitude, who occupies your very mind... every moment you survive is a triumph against all odds. There is no more honorable combat.
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    free reminder: if you find yourself in a situation where something is on the tracks and there's a train coming, get off the rails and run parallel/diagonal to the tracks toward the train. objects behave unpredictably when this magnitude of inertia is at play. one place they never go is a quarter mile against the direction of travel.

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    it's Thursday afternoon and i fully support being double cheeked up

    Video. Person wearing a button down checkered shirt speaking to camera: "What you doing out here with all this ass? Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon, hella ass, the sun is still out!"

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    Video. Anime person with pink bangs wearing a white shirt, black vest, and black cowboy hat yells, overlaid atop scenic vistas in a parody of the Kirin J Callinan - Big Enough video.

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    Still image. Screenshot of what appears to be a TV show. Person with long hair and bangs holding a machine pistol with another person seated in the background, mid-clap. Insert reads: You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For an example, if she is holding a gun she's probably angry.
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    just realized that posting memes is basically pointing at a communication board and i'm going to go 'please lie down'

    Still image. A communication board or symbol board for emergency medical personnel. Simple cartoon images of common feelings, states, and needs along with the English and Spanish words for them. Such as: Your name? allergies pregnant Please lie down bathroom weapons this won't hurt drinking alcohol your birthday?
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    the meaning changes radically depending on how meritocratic you believe corporations to be

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