lowqualityfacts ,
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It's one of life's greatest mysteries.
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Crowjane ,
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@lowqualityfacts

I know! I know!
During the mid20th century dogs were not allowed to urinate on lawns or flowers. Knowing that, our first four legged hero stepped up. He not only gave dogs a target, thereby saving lawns and flowers. Our hero single pawedly gave firefighters a tool to keep us safe and a place in the inner city to cool down, if you have a big enough wrench.

Elisa ,
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@lowqualityfacts dogs did 😄

joevh ,
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@lowqualityfacts the DPIMFYs did (Don’t Park In My Front Yard)

ErleG ,
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@lowqualityfacts

The AKC did it !!

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leafuw ,
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@lowqualityfacts Some scientists believe that the hydrants are only the visible part of the organism, and they're all connected underneath.

jstatepost ,
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 There IS a simple explanation, Mr Facts, to how fire hydrants got here.
As usual, it was aliens! 🥥

Animated GIF: Aliens guy Giorgio Tsoukalos gestures as the word, "Aliens," appears at the bottom of the image.

jackcole ,
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@lowqualityfacts I prefer "Fire Plug" over "Fire Hydrant" since the device helps stop fires and is not a source of them.

gnoll110 ,
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@lowqualityfacts

Silly, it was the Fire Hydrant Fairy.

desafinado ,
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@lowqualityfacts The hydrants know.

ZILtoid1991 ,

@lowqualityfacts
It's time for me to come forward: it was me. I put them there after withnessing a family of 10 burning alive due to no water in near sight.

josh ,
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@lowqualityfacts it has led to one of life’s deepest mysteries: which came first - the fire hydrant, or the fire?

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