GottaLaff ,
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I blame Trump.

"Syphilis Is Soaring in the U.S.
Cases have risen by 80 percent since 2018, the C.D.C. reported. But chlamydia remains by far the most common sexually transmitted infection".

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/01/30/health/syphilis-cdc.html

n1xnx ,
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@GottaLaff
Saw this somewhere on Mastodon, but cannot do a content search to find the source:
"Syphilis angrily denies having anything to do with Donald Trump."

Snowshadow ,
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@GottaLaff You may not be feeling well but it is a good sign you haven't lost your sense of humour.

"Blame it on Trump" 🔥
🤣 🤣

GottaLaff OP ,
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@Snowshadow Lol, thanks!

Snowshadow ,
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@GottaLaff 👍 😂

kbsez ,
roque ,
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@GottaLaff people think you’re joking, but… Covid damages the immune system, so every disease that’s currently surging is exponentially worse because of Trump.

flavia_feijo_epi ,
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Barbramon1 ,
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@GottaLaff I read somewhere that there's a shortage of long acting penicillin, the main treatment for syphilis. Manufacturer can't keep up with demand.
trump famously said STDs were his Vietnam.🤢

Skepticat ,
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I love your commentary! Nobody does it like Laffy. ❤️
On a side note, I hope you're feeling much better.✨️🌷💖
@GottaLaff

GottaLaff OP ,
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@Skepticat Thank you!! I never think anyone even reads it.

I do feel better, but the rest of my life will be hoping I never have to take antibiotics again because now they endanger my life.

MissConstrue ,
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@GottaLaff @Skepticat Oh no! An antibiotic allergy? Holy crap, I'm so sorry.

GottaLaff OP ,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@MissConstrue No, not quite. C-Diff. @Skepticat

MissConstrue ,
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@GottaLaff @Skepticat I did have to google it because I couldn’t remember what the abbreviation stood for, but holy crap I’m sorry. What a nightmare for you. I’m glad nobody else is sick, and I hope you are not bothered by it again.

GottaLaff OP ,
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@MissConstrue Many thanks. I sure hope I can avoid antibiotics for the f'ing rest of my life. @Skepticat

GottaLaff OP ,
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@MissConstrue @Skepticat You should Google it, but what is so upsetting, other than future issues, is that I contracted it ... how? The first time, I was not taking antibiotics, so... somewhere, I came into contact with some contaminated surface. And I was nowhere near hospitals, clinics, etc. Total fluke.

So now my life is in danger forever, bc now, when I DO take antibiotics, I get it again. & now that I've had it 2x, I'm even MORE susceptible. It's hell.

Skepticat ,
@Skepticat@mstdn.social avatar

So very contagious. Patients are in isolation in the hospital, as you already know with a father who practiced.
It is miserable, and once you have it, it is so hard to control.
It is very scary to think of life without antibiotic treatment.
I'm so sorry, Laffy.
@GottaLaff @MissConstrue

GottaLaff OP ,
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@Skepticat Thank you. I've been SO lucky that my cases were mild, just washed my hands, kept the house clean, Vancomycin kicked it, no prob with Mr. Laffy getting it. But I worry about the next time. @MissConstrue

Magooish ,
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@GottaLaff when science and facts are equated or supplanted with homeopathy, fear and religious fervor, there’s bound to be consequences.

Next headline: why are so many babies being born with syphyllis?

TheNovemberMan ,

@GottaLaff Well, is the leading Presidential distributor of 😵‍💫

GottaLaff OP ,
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@TheNovemberMan My point exactly

TheNovemberMan ,

@GottaLaff 👍

PandaChronicle ,
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@GottaLaff
New TFG campaign slogan:
“Make Syphilis Great Again”

A TFG supporter, probably: I used to feel bad about having sexually transmitted diseases, but he’s made them COOL!

GottaLaff OP ,
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solownh ,
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@GottaLaff

He would take the credit and boast about it

qurlyjoe ,
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@solownh @GottaLaff

Only the best syphilis.

GottaLaff OP ,
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opethminded ,
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@GottaLaff I’d blame Melania more these days, but he’s not guiltless.

Robert_Vinson ,
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Adventurer ,
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@GottaLaff
And Maria Butina

junecasagrande ,
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GottaLaff OP ,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@junecasagrande He's their Jesus

junecasagrande ,
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@GottaLaff Well, to be fair, he did out-Jesus Jesus in the hanging-out-with-sex-workers department.

GottaLaff OP ,
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jupitermoon54 ,
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@GottaLaff Trump has made syphilis cool again!

Now if only we could get Biden to stand up in front of the cameras and say, "Here's the deal, Jack - breathing oxygen is important and everyone should do it!"

GottaLaff OP ,
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NataliaArmyOf1 ,
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@GottaLaff
Thqt would explain MaGA rotten brains..

GottaLaff OP ,
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Eetschrijver ,
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@GottaLaff I don't blame you.

GottaLaff OP ,
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SomeGadgetGuy ,
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@GottaLaff A not insignificant source of disease spread I'm sure...

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