Melissabeartrix

Natasha_Jay , 20 hours ago to random

Real life recent experience: Picking up rental car at Heathrow airport, they recheck the license of the driver as you exit the rental place. My license is from 2015, old name and pic as I'm quite lazy on my admin.

Youngish guy at the exit looks at my license, looks at me, looks back at my license. Goes ...

"Is this you?"
(pause)
"Is this YOU!?!?"

... his eyes wide open. I smile back sweetly. He grins SO broadly. We're all good.

And I sense I may have changed a bit. Just a bit ✨✨

Natasha_Jay , 11 days ago to random

The Em-pie Strikes Back

(as it's a vegetarian pie, can it do the Kessel Run in twelve parsnips?)

GottaLaff , 21 days ago to random

Nighty night.

I'll post news alerts should they come my way.

I'm in a mood, yes. I've been unable to do what I need to do bc of this dumb cold, so if I was cranky to you, apologies.

And btw, when I say I'm sorry for not replying, it's not bc I think you're dying for my pearls of wisdom, it's because I hate being rude and making anyone feel ignored. it's a thing with me.

Thanks for your get-wells. ❤️

DoubleTreble , 28 days ago to weirdfolks group

#Cupofteasocial
#mugshot
@weirdfolks
Good morning lovely people 💕
Despite rumours about it being Friday, I can confirm today is indeed Thursday 😁
I offer a little culture with my William Morris mug .
I'm due a catch up later today with a dear friend 🥰🥰

dillyd , 1 month ago to random

What's the collective noun for a bunch of asswipes who block the entire sidewalk corner including the accessibility cutout?

Melissabeartrix , 2 months ago to random

I'm getting stalked by Coles security ... I stop played with the phone ... Make laps if the veggies ... Picking shit up Puting it back ... Yes I am having fun ... I even waved @ him ... Giggles

Hugz & xXx

Edited ... It was hard to type and trolley

futurebird , 2 months ago to random

There are AI or otherwise programmatically generated "How To" pages. This one on shortening your dishwasher hose has an interesting choice of image...

If your hose looks like that the "shortening" isn't going to go very well.

Melissabeartrix , 2 months ago to random

Introduction ... New instance @Melissabeartrix

Well, if you don't know me by know, when will you ... Giggles ... And why aren't you following me

Trans woman that lives in the inner west of Sydney Australia ... Single and happy about it, your welcome to date me ... Any gender

Born, ready to go in 1972, I haven't stopped yet ... Giggles

I restore watches, clocks and pocket watches, and love it still after about 30 + years

I giggle a lot, can't help it ... Giggles

#introduction
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