comador ,
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Imagine being the one having to check his prison wallet for deposits... ug.

Nightwingdragon ,

Normal people: Handcuffed, taken out of the courtroom, and immediately thrown in prison upon sentencing.

The rich: Granted extra time to get their affairs in order, wait until after all appeals have been exhausted, then negotiate for a time they report to prison. Because we can't be inconveniencing the wealthy now, can we......

Fuck the entire system.

billiam0202 ,

And also keep your terrorist-edging right-wing fascist podcast grift going for months.

Ghostalmedia ,
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I don’t know about the entire system. I do like the “Bannon goes to jail” part of the system. Just not the “rich guys get more appeals” part.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

"Ordered to report to prison" doesn't mean "in prison", so we'll see.

son_named_bort ,

I hope they rough up his boating arm again.

snausagesinablanket ,
@snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world avatar

Hope he can wear a wetsuit so he can keep his crabs fresh.

muse ,
@muse@fedia.io avatar

Enjoy the detox you gin soaked rag of hate trying to play Real Politik

athairmor ,

Gee, I hope the withdrawal doesn’t kill him.

roguetrick ,

Oh no worries about that, he'll go on CIWA in the prison hospital and have a general bad time, but he won't die.

Edit: https://www.bop.gov/resources/pdfs/detoxification.pdf (I'm a nurse and have done plenty of CIWA. I have a feeling the BOP aren't too liberal with the benzos though.)

JoMiran ,

https://y.yarn.co/38f8d88f-9e19-4e1f-8273-f000b4f06bf7_text.gif

blazera ,
@blazera@lemmy.world avatar

2 years after conviction

downpunxx ,
@downpunxx@fedia.io avatar

hahahahahhahahahaha, never thought i'd see the day

MedicPigBabySaver ,
@MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world avatar

Still haven't. In this bat shit crazy era, nothing is assured.

downpunxx ,
@downpunxx@fedia.io avatar

you speak the tru tru

Rapidcreek OP ,

He needs to be deloused before entering prison. He probably smells like dumpster full of rotting fish on fire

just_another_person ,

And cheap booze

Dkarma ,

The toilet hooch guys gonna make a bundle off this knob.

eltrain123 ,

Hey! I won’t stand by while you bad mouth cheap booze…

billiam0202 ,

Yeah, at least people like cheap booze...

cabron_offsets ,

His lice probably have herpes.

don ,

The herpes his lice have probably has syphilis.

whostosay ,

You know how some people have one or three nuts? I bet this dude has like 46 completely unwashed nuts. The lice need to feed, and this dudes blood tastes like shit.

billiam0202 ,

Steve Bannon looks like the result of an experiment for a person to simultaneously beer-bong and butt-chug gin for forty years.

MeaanBeaan ,

Steve bannon looks like the result of a teleportation experiment gone awry. now he's started his metamorphosis into a half man half totalled 1998 Chevy Silverado monstrosity.

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