Opossums

9point6 , in Amen

If we're talking requests can I see an octopus on LSD?

Assman ,
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Badger on ketamine

EtherWhack ,
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The shroom 'coon

Kolanaki ,
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Yes. The name of the show is Assassination Classroom.

AllNewTypeFace , in Amen
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Or the sloth whose THC edibles someone stole, springing into action like a rage zombie to retrieve them

synae ,
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This might be as close as we're going to get for now: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt15422224/

eric , in Amen
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I'd watch the shit out of Indica Possom.

Akasazh , in Amen
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Just watch a capybara, they come pre baked

FilthyShrooms , in Keep going

I need this emotional support opossum

Winged_Hussar , in Cuteness overload
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/afcb1342-5bf4-46e3-a2b9-92fb0ca80b36.jpeg

I felt inspired

Evil_Shrubbery ,

I was in that state way beyond I had any problems.

partial_accumen , in Cuteness overload

"I am darkness! I am the night!"

confusedpuppy , in Our community at night

I wish it were that simple but the opossums in my head are throwing a party every night with the raccoons, the skunks and Carl while I toss and turn all night...

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
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Meanwhile in my head:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ed5094d5-6f8c-4ec5-86bb-21b486015c3b.gif

South_Sider , in Rogue opossum
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❤️

Tylerdurdon , in Rogue opossum

This is a highlight in Lubbock, when the wind isn't blowing the stench of the feed lot across the town.

KillingAndKindess ,
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So basically only when the cotton has grown enough to keep the dessert dirt from taking flight.

The greatest thing to come out of Lubbock Texas since Buddy Holly is me, and I'm a piece of shit!

cmbabul ,

One of my favorite parts of college football is watching the other Texas schools shit talk Lubbock to Texas Tech fans who always respond with “WE AGREE”

KillingAndKindess ,
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My favorite is living 1000 miles away from that dusty queef of a place... and still not watch sports 😅

son_named_bort , in Rogue opossum

Ain't no rule that says an opossum can't play football.

brown567 , in Rogue opossum

That's a weird looking golf club

clay_pidgin , in Rogue opossum

I think opossums are "rogue" almost by definition!

GlitterInfection , in Rogue opossum

Don't touch her, she'll steal your football powers!

Bittersea , in Rogue opossum

Fairway Frank got bored of golf, I guess.

Tyoda ,

When you find out someone wants to piss on you, you generally keep away.

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