Opossums

CodexArcanum , in No regrets though, that shit is good

Could I get a go-box and uh... the dessert menu?

rem26_art , in No regrets though, that shit is good
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nothing hits like the complimentary chips and salsa at restaurant lmao

pelerinli , in Exactly 68, I counted

99-68=31

31 means masturbation in Turkish slag. So it is deeper joke for Turks.

WeLoveCastingSpellz ,

ohaa türk lemmy kullanıcısı, selam :3

No_Change_Just_Money , in Exactly 68, I counted

These are rookie numbers

I got 282 problems and caused 281 of em

skyler ,
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What's the 1 you didn't cause?

kamiheku ,
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Being born

Brunbrun6766 ,
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Unless you're a back to the future kinda guy

chatokun ,

He did the nasty in the pasty?

spizzat2 , in I'm winning

Is this what happens when you have a no friend?

robocall ,
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i feel personally attacked

DavidGarcia , in I'm winning

ompossible

Damage , in I'm winning

We need the Lemmy enhancement suite so I can tag you as "the opossums guy"

kabi ,

She !raccoons does !elephants a !bats lot !otters more !beavers than !opossums

ickplant OP Mod ,
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Why, thank you! I love bringing more animals to Lemmy!

robocall , in I'm winning
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Ok but don't have sex with opossums. Don't even make out with them.

Brunbrun6766 ,
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You can kiss'm, as a treat

robocall ,
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yeah

ickplant OP Mod ,
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In Florida, it’s illegal to have sex with a porcupine. So don’t do that either.

Kolanaki ,
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Only porcupines? 🤔

jordanlund , in Don't start
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https://youtu.be/VJQnZZ-Wmao

When you are alone
You are the cat, you are the phone, you are an animal
The words I'm singing now
Mean nothing more than meow
to an animal
Wake up, smell the cat food in your bank account
But don't try to stop the tail that wags the hound

fl42v , in I'll schedule that for 5:30pm

*i have things to procrastinate on

pufferfisherpowder , in If we're being honest...

Tbh whatever LLM of your choice is great to get through that for me. Just plop in the mail and what you want to respond, and then take the output and edit so it matches your personal style. It really has helped me to get through that anxiety. And I don't feel like it's less me, it's what I want to say, and I edit it to make it personal.

I mean
"Hsssssssss Grrrrrrr tsk tsk tsk Eeeeeee! Chh! Chh! Ch-ch-ch-ch."

BlueFairyPainter ,

I asked AI to decipher your message:

The text you provided seems to be a series of sounds or vocalizations, rather than actual words or a coded message. Here's my interpretation of what those sounds could represent:

"Hsssssssss" - This elongated hissing sound is often associated with snakes or cats when they feel threatened or agitated.

"Grrrrrrr" - A deep, guttural growling noise, typically made by dogs, lions, bears, or other animals when they are angry, aggressive, or warning others.

"tsk tsk tsk" - The "tsk" sound is a tongue-click often used to express disapproval, disappointment, or mild admonishment.

"Eeeeeee!" - A high-pitched, prolonged squeal or shriek, which could indicate excitement, fear, or surprise.

"Chh! Chh!" - A shorter version of the hissing sound, similar to the "Hsssssssss" but more abrupt.

"Ch-ch-ch-ch" - This staccato sound could represent chattering teeth, perhaps due to cold or fear.

Overall, the combination of these sounds paints a picture of an agitated, aggressive, or alarmed creature or situation. It could be interpreted as a warning or expression of hostility, potentially from an animal or someone mimicking animal sounds.

Without more context, it's difficult to provide a more specific interpretation, but the vocalizations seem to convey a sense of tension, threat, or unease.

Mastema , in Toady is snuggled in for the night

Possum Kingdom!

Thcdenton , in Fluffy

Mama :D

Anticorp , in Fluffy

So cute

MossyFeathers , in Fluffy

I touched an opossum recently and discovered that they are very soft. Go pet an opossum. c:

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