nuke OP Mod ,
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Lotarion ,
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In the MIC, it doesn't matter what your pronouns are, as long as you can develop things that can effectively turn others' pronouns into was/were

TinyGuy449 ,
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My family DIED because of how woke they were being >:(

Got_Bent ,

Did you have a nice... wake for them?

niktemadur ,

Truck drivin', bible-thumpin', gun totin' knuckledragger in Texas:
"I ain't gonna buy Lockeed Martin products, I'm gonna boycott them! Make 'murica grate agin!"
Proceeds to angrily keep on NOT buying surface-to-air missiles.

rocketpoweredredneck ,

as a truck driving, gun toting redneck in texas I'd absolutely buy a SAM if I could, and paint it up in rainbows

Good_morning ,

Can you imagine, I wouldn't even want to fire them, just have them decorate my front lawn.

CptEnder ,

Damn he was so close on buying that package of 12 F-22 Raptors too

Hildegarde , (edited )

If I'm booking a flight and the plane is a lockheed TriStar, I'm going to fly another flight. I am that pricipled in boycotting the wokes.

Madison420 ,

No they would say that shit and but Chinese made shit with camo American flags.

CileTheSane ,
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I was curious if they actually bothered to define what "woke" is. Obviously they don't, you can't define the boogey man.

I did find their "how do we rate things" page and the first criteria is: "do they donate to social justice causes."

How do you literally say "I am against social justice" and think you're the good guy?

Bernie_Sandals ,
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How do you literally say "I am against social justice" and think you're the good guy?

By first declaring "Social Justice Warriors" to be the enemy and bashing against them at every step for a decade.

psud ,

I have a lot of trouble seeing how SJW could be an insult, let alone woke

Not woke? Still sleepwalking hey?

(They say "conservative" for "against social justice"; ie "conservative" for "anti-government radical")

Socsa ,

"Highly educated people have opinions"

I suppose I will have to shop elsewhere for my hypersonic ballistic missile shield.

FatTony , (edited )
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A website dedicated to telling you whether it's woke or not. From a commercial perspective, that's bloody brilliant.

(From any other perspective it's a bloody shame.)

starman2112 ,
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These people watch Tony Zaret and think it's totally unironic

solsangraal ,

the chucklefucks whining about "woke" can't even define what the term means, let along know a single goddamn thing about lockheed martin

starman2112 ,
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Woke is when rainbow flags, according to these guys lmao

yetAnotherUser ,

Well, you see:

https://files.catbox.moe/qljzrn.jpg

https://web.archive.org/web/20220409214808/https://lockheedmartinstore.com/product/rainbow-socks/

ILikeBoobies ,

Those go hard

I could definitely see myself committing war crimes in those

maculata ,

I’m as cis-het as they come, and I’d rock those in a hot minute.

vox ,
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omg i want em now :3

fox2263 ,

Lockheed Martin, manufacturer of death machines.

graymess ,

Call it whatever you want, but all I see is a weirdly unexpected avenue for potential solidarity against a major arms manufacturer. Hell, I'll call it woke if it helps turn Americans against the fuckers building bombs.

chetradley ,

They're not upset about them building bombs that kill Palestinian children, they're upset that they also hire black people.

frezik ,

I'll never buy a Lockheed Martin product again.

Graphy , (edited )

As a joke I was looking for general everyday items they might’ve sold but now I feel like I’m on a new list.

I did find cool Hawaiian satellite shirts that I kinda want now

I did find cool Hawaiian satellite shirts that I kinda want now

yuri ,

They launched that whole fucken fashion line as a pr stunt, it pains me that they’re actually pretty snazzy clothes

mnemonicmonkeys ,

Hoellee shit. I need that

nuke OP Mod , (edited )
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No lie, I want that shirt

VeryImportantUser ,

I had to throw away my brand new F-35 Lightning II. I hate SJWs so much for this!!!

match ,
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They don't even have ratings for Nestlé or Coca-Cola. What the fuck is this

Kolanaki ,
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Nestle isn't woke. It's evil. That's why it's not listed.

Estiar ,

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maeries ,

That's actually how I feel like many are arguing. I don't like it, because it's woke. And it's woke, because I don't like it

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