some_guy ,

Yay!

herrcaptain ,

I think this might fall under "cruel and unusual punishment" for his cellmate. Imagine having to live in a tiny room with this blowhard.

negativenull ,
@negativenull@lemmy.world avatar

Alcoholics often smell bad, and going through withdrawals will make him extra cranky too.

Crikeste ,

You leave alcoholics out of this! Are they not suffering enough?!

stiephelando ,

Not Bannon

umbrella ,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

dude fucked us all the way over here in south america.

why is it never a police raid and handcuffs for these people? always just pwease come get awwested 🥺

afraid_of_zombies ,

If I got a felony conviction my professional and personal life would never recover.

nomous ,

Somehow these evil chucklefucks are able to rack up multiple felonies, defy court orders, do whatever they want and really face no repercussions. If his lawyers ever manage to convince him to actually do his time it'll be in the cushiest, softest minimum security camp. This guy is who people are talking about when they say eat the rich; he's like a cartoon villain, he's evil because it's fun and easier.

FiniteBanjo ,

I am pretty sure there was an FBI Raid for Michael Flynn awhile back. Ironically he was on social media saying "Come and Get Me, Libs!" And then registered Republican voter Robert Mueller came and got him.

billiam0202 ,

I wonder how long it takes for DT to set in.

Is Bannon gonna be turning tricks for toilet wine by Friday?

homesweethomeMrL ,

(number of last drinks) - (hours from last drink) + 24hours = SuperHappyFunTimes

I assume he'll show up completely plowed to give himself some extra runway.

Got_Bent ,

Then slap him with a drunk in public and give him an extra day inside for it.

homesweethomeMrL ,

Typically if you turn yourself in to the cops peacefully, even if you’re shitfaced hammered, they don’t usually slap more drunk charges on.

Got_Bent ,

A guy can dream though, right?

homesweethomeMrL ,

Hell yeah :)

Jaysyn ,
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I love that for him.

I hope he doesn't get any medicinal alcohol.

catloaf ,

I hope he does, so that he can serve his full sentence properly. No skipping out to the hospital or rehab.

JackFrostNCola ,

Agreed, also i have no idea how deep he is in, but alcohol withdrawal can kill if people arent weaned off.

Minarble ,

Bannon
Inmate No: 05635-509

When does Trump get his inmate number?

pubquiz ,

LOL!!! I actually had to look that up. I'm so glad they're finally hauling is carcass off to a real prison.

Track_Shovel ,

Holy cow, it's legit.

Amazing

Rentlar ,

Trump was already booked as Inmate P01135809 in the Georgia election subversion case.

Reverendender ,
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FlyingSquid ,
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RunningInRVA ,

You got trombone Riker on speed dial

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I live for these stories.

Track_Shovel ,

I suspect you're also like me, and have a cache of reaction memes

Example:

https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/a1694016-43ac-4de6-a7d3-410ddb154b42.webp

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Mostly just the Riker one. It's sort of my duty around here.

Track_Shovel ,
FireTower ,
@FireTower@lemmy.world avatar

What did the short-tailed weasel ever do to you to deserve this

Track_Shovel ,

It's a European stoat, just to add a layer of irony

FireTower ,
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FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

The closely-related European Polecat is also native to Europe, North America and Asia.

Fun extra bit of trivia, it's believed that's what ferrets were domesticated from because they can interbreed.

Edit: To make things even crazier, I just looked it up on Wikipedia to make sure I was right, and it's now believed that the domestic ferret was domesticated from a North African breed of European polecat.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/2d867a60-db76-41ec-8e32-b4c8019db026.png

Track_Shovel ,

Well fuck.

dohpaz42 ,
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If you’ve never had the pleasure of visiting !tenforward, then I’d say you’re missing out. Between !@FlyingSquid and !@ummthatguy, it’s always a party.

RunningInRVA ,

Thanks and yes, I see Squid there plenty.

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