InternetUser2012 ,

I hope the dog made it.

randon31415 ,

I don't know why you are so bummed, man, but if my dog made a homemade raft I would be impressed.

littlebluespark ,
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Damn. Fuckin' dark, but damn.

ickplant ,
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KingThrillgore ,
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Ah hell nah someone took the Stockton Rush approach

TheUncannyObserver ,

Raft, huh? That’s a very charitable way to describe it.

FlyingSquid ,
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It looks like the sort of thing you'd see someone build in a movie about escaping a desert island.

Crazyslinkz ,

Didn't Mythbusters do it on a duct tape raft?

FlyingSquid ,
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I didn't watch much Mythbusters, but it sounds like something they would do.

ChicoSuave ,

They made a raft for floating. White water needs a bit more rigidity.

Crazyslinkz ,

Duct tape canyon. https://www.discovery.com/shows/mythbusters/episodes/duct-tape-canyon

Edit to add

brave Class 5 rapids, all with duct tape and bubble wrap

sandman ,
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Barely fit to be called a paddleboard.

ryan213 ,
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Poor dog.

FlyingSquid ,
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Right? Do all the stupid reckless shit you want to yourself, but leave the poor animal out of it.

tal ,
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If the guy doesn't come back, I assume that the dog dies of thirst at the house.

Might be that going under in rapids is a better way to go.

FlyingSquid ,
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Generally people don't leave their dogs at home alone with enough food and water to last until they get back. I mean, this idiot might, but most other people either board their dog, get someone to keep the dog while you're gone, or get a house sitter.

Fiivemacs ,

Cats on the other hand...here's a massive bowl of whatever pellets and I filled the tub with water. Don't eat the plants and stop flicking your turds on the floor. I'll be back in a week.

FlyingSquid ,
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That's because cats are smart and dogs are dumb. Dogs would eat all of the food at once and then puke it up and then eat the puke.

But I'm still a dog person.

Dumb dogs.

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