Aggravationstation ,
jtk ,
@jtk@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Labels are for other people to describe you, the second you put one on yourself, you're just showing what an insecure fool you are. People are supposed to figure that out for themselves around highschool age.

Roflmasterbigpimp ,
@Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world avatar

The highest Flex is when your are just happy.

ook_the_librarian ,
@ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world avatar

I'm a turbo dude. It's like an alpha male, but women like me.

MaxVoltage ,
@MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

i respect women and they look at me in return

EmergMemeHologram ,

My nephew who's like 12 insists this is "sigma male" but I just tell him that sounds more like ligma males.

echodot ,

Personally I'm just going to aim for the middle and be a Omicron male.

EmergMemeHologram ,

From omicron persei 9 or 8?

Twelve20two ,
@Twelve20two@slrpnk.net avatar

Heh, you omicron males will never understand us Π-boiz 😎

jdaxe ,

Smegma male

ook_the_librarian ,
@ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world avatar

Tell him I said women like me. Not females.

EmergMemeHologram ,

This is a meaningful distinction

databender ,
@databender@lemmy.world avatar

How could you write this and not go for "Turbro"?

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Probably the same reason people use himbo instead of bimbro for a male bimbo

Twelve20two ,
@Twelve20two@slrpnk.net avatar

And then "sigmas" tried to set themselves apart by saying that they really, really, really don't care and they're just focusing on themselves*

*By putting themselves into their own strata with a label that they definitely, totally don't care about. And no, it's definitely, definitely not a grift that influencers can use

22decembre ,

Remember what an alpha is ? In video games, it's the first release, extra rough, not yet full clean of a game. It's the test version.

So I propose that we call "alpha males" ... "the test version".

extraowl ,

The reality is even better:

The wolves in the studies that produced an alpha were in captivity with foreign wolves. Meaning that their natural pack social hierarchies didn't exist. It's only when a bunch of random wolves are captured together that they act like this.

Which actually makes this a much better metaphor for people who identify themselves as "Alphas", feeling trapped, lashing out at your neighbours trying desperately to be the one who comes out on top.

wildginger ,

So a prison hierarchy.

FunkyMonk ,

Some fuckers never got past the infinity + 1 shit. Also Goku always wins, duh.

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Except the like 27 times he got killed.

starman2112 ,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

He got better

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Salt tablet.

CrowAirbrush ,

The internet has so much to offer, yet we use it to be lazy and dumb.

Getting worked up over unimportant nonsense some nobody typed out just to get a reaction.

It's fun to watch tbh, especially knowing i spend 20 minutes every other day watching chronically online dumbasses who lost control over their self.

jordanlund ,
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

S-Rank. Everyone knows it's above A-Class. ;)

https://www.giantbomb.com/s-rank/3015-2962/

NOT_RICK ,
@NOT_RICK@lemmy.world avatar

Also known as the Sigma male. Probably my favorite meme to come out of all the alpha male toxic bs

kippinitreal ,

Wasn't that one YouTube douche who kept talking about "snoozer male (very rare)", " sigma male (super rare)"... or are they all memes now?

feedum_sneedson ,

shrigma, somehow mushroom-based

6mementomori ,

even better: P rank
tenebre rosso sangue intensifies

jkozaka ,
@jkozaka@lemm.ee avatar

The Pi/Rho males are coming.

Rho if you want the "P" glyph, Pi if you want the "P" sound

WilloftheWest ,
@WilloftheWest@feddit.uk avatar

Let’s hope the incel top brass don’t discover Devil May Cry or we’ll soon have an SS-male and an SSS-male above sigma.

feedum_sneedson ,

I think you mean sigma.

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

I'm not bald enough to be sigma

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

"...and then they start jumping up and down on the sofa yelling 'it's turbo time!' And then they start runnin' around the house? And when you try to join in they yell at you and say 'YOU’RE NOT PART OF THE TURBO TEAM! DON’T RUN! YOU DON’T RUN WITH US! WE’RE THE ONES THAT RUN! UNTIL YOU’RE PART OF THIS TURBO TEAM, WALK SLOWLY!' Has that ever happened to you?"

520 ,

That is literally how 'sigma' males came to be.

BarrelAgedBoredom ,

Sigma balls

Revan343 ,

Haha gottem

blanketswithsmallpox ,

Gotten Males on the rise! Invest invest invest!

Kusimulkku ,

First sighting in the wild of a true sigma male (2024)

HakFoo ,

Can we wait for "Release Male". I've been left holding the bag on Early Access BS too often.

Hackerman_uwu ,

“Ron Iver” sounds like a boomer indie artist.

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