sagrotan ,
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

Ha. Turbo dudes - plebs! I'm a Hyper-Bro!

Sorgan71 ,

omega males know whats up. Mpreg for the win

Emerald ,

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Ron Iver, @ronnui_

The idea of alpha males is so funny bc guys really made up an upper class and then put themselves in it. Ok if you're an alpha male then I'm a turbo dude. That's on level higher. You wouldn't understand bc you're just an alpha, sorry.

vsh ,
@vsh@lemm.ee avatar

Alphas exist in real life though. You wouldn't understand 🍷🗿🧬💪🏻

ohitsbreadley ,

Tell me you're compensating for a tiny dick without telling me you're compensating for a tiny dick.

vsh ,
@vsh@lemm.ee avatar

I smell weak genes. YES!!!!

It's the smell of @ohitsbreadley! your gene 🧬 4q22.1 at position 88,007,635 is TOO POLLUTED. I advise buying my course to heal my Niagara falls during this beautiful morning.

Syrc ,
Ashelyn ,

The first guy just looks so sad :(

HiddenLayer5 ,
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

Alpha male is the most unstable and failure prone male.

Beta male is a little better, since the developers would have tested it more.

Release Candidate male is probably the safest bet if you want a fairly reliable male while still having early access to new features.

Stable Release male is the one most non male enthusiasts would use though.

If you're running males in a server or enterprise environment, you probably want Long Term Support male.

Agent641 ,

Some people like to compile their own male from source.

CADmonkey ,

Ew.

EmergMemeHologram ,

Ah yes, they call it edging

SomethingBurger ,
@SomethingBurger@jlai.lu avatar

I'm a "feature branch that's been abandoned for 4 years" male.

Grass ,

Me too. The experimental immune system changes have been long forgotten and abandoned.

Aggravationstation ,
jtk ,
@jtk@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Labels are for other people to describe you, the second you put one on yourself, you're just showing what an insecure fool you are. People are supposed to figure that out for themselves around highschool age.

Roflmasterbigpimp ,
@Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world avatar

The highest Flex is when your are just happy.

formergijoe ,

As a ligma male, I feel attacked.

Poxlox ,

What's balls?

CADmonkey ,

Gottem

shlocko ,

Ludicrous Chad is the new apex.

Bgugi ,

They've gone... Chadplaid

HotsauceHurricane ,

“This isn’t even my final form” —Males.

Croquette ,

I can get a lot fatter, watch me.

Twelve20two ,
@Twelve20two@slrpnk.net avatar

And then "sigmas" tried to set themselves apart by saying that they really, really, really don't care and they're just focusing on themselves*

*By putting themselves into their own strata with a label that they definitely, totally don't care about. And no, it's definitely, definitely not a grift that influencers can use

ntma ,

I love how much this pisses people off. Dude is a troll and people are feeding him constantly.

Syrc ,

I wouldn’t call someone accused of actual crimes just “a troll”.

CrowAirbrush ,

The internet has so much to offer, yet we use it to be lazy and dumb.

Getting worked up over unimportant nonsense some nobody typed out just to get a reaction.

It's fun to watch tbh, especially knowing i spend 20 minutes every other day watching chronically online dumbasses who lost control over their self.

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