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Fuck_u_spez_ OP , in Are we tired of Firefly Petunias yet? I'm not.

Taken with a Pixel 7 on a tripod with a 4-minute exposure in night mode in case anyone was wondering.

Mikufan , in I kept hearing a fly buzzing desperately but couldn't see it... Then I remembered the carnivorous plants
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Good plant. Very nice of it to get rid of the FUCKING FLY! I personally prefer my salt shotgun and the 30 spiders in my house because im clinically unable to not mess up plants, its either to much or not enough of something... Usually light or water, sometimes they hate the soil itself.

brokenlcd ,

I am in a similar situation and came to the conclusion that plants hate my mere presence

mbgid ,

Saaame

GenderNeutralBro ,

Can't get lower-maintenance than a spider.

I don't think I could date an arachnophobe. No way I'm killing or evicting my bathroom spider! We're bros.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
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The problem with people thinking like that is the spiders are only gonna stay if the food source is abundant.

Aka you got a lot more bugs than you think if there are spiders chilling everywhere.

GenderNeutralBro ,

If I had a massive spider infestation, yeah, I'd want to investigate. But fruit flies and mosquitoes come and go often enough anyway. Presumably enough to sustain one or two spiders.

Had a bit of a gnat (I guess?) problem last summer because they're small enough to get through my window screens. Made me crazy, but even then I don't think they were actually nesting in my home.

Akasazh ,
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Maybe it's all the salt :p

Sertro , in Scored some wishlist plants!

Congrats!

funkless_eck , in I kept hearing a fly buzzing desperately but couldn't see it... Then I remembered the carnivorous plants

a ha, good name.

Luccajan , in I kept hearing a fly buzzing desperately but couldn't see it... Then I remembered the carnivorous plants

I got my Venus flytrap as few years ago and it hasn't disappointed me with catching flies. All
flies that dared to enter my room would shortly(1-3 days) be caught by the flytrap.

lurch , in I kept hearing a fly buzzing desperately but couldn't see it... Then I remembered the carnivorous plants

be careful. mine got destroyed by stupid aphids. it was so big 😢

ptz , in I kept hearing a fly buzzing desperately but couldn't see it... Then I remembered the carnivorous plants
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(Pats it) Good plant.

howler OP ,
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She really is!

Spudger , in Do you name your plants?
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Mine are all called Eric. It's much easier to remember.

Mr4r ,

That's my name! Am I a plant?

Spudger ,
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Have you checked your DNA lately? lol

Everything in or around our house that lives but is not human is called Eric. Lizards, spiders, everything. My wife is different. She's called Erica.

The_v , in Look at the size of this monster(a)! 🤟

Get the tape measure out and start keeping track.

Mine is a cutting from a plant my grandmother started in the 1950's. I have had it most of my life. I still measure every new leaf.

d2k1 , in Look at the size of this monster(a)! 🤟

Wow, how long did it take to grow?

Skull OP ,
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I think between 2.5 and 3 years old, I've obtained it as a fresh cutting.

Atelopus-zeteki , in Look at the size of this monster(a)! 🤟
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Keep it happy, and someday it could put out fruit, which like the name says is quite delicious.

Skull OP ,
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Hopefully it'll fruit sooner than later,I don't have much space as it is 👀. It'll also be interesting to transplant this beast.

Wahots , in African Violet Problem
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I'd check for root rot. I don't know much about them, but I'm fairly sure they are sensitive to overwatering. Perhaps repot in terra cotta, which tends to air out a bit quicker. I keep all my succulents in those pots so they don't have wet feet for too long.

Tinks , in Succulents

I freakin love succulents! One of the few plants my forgetful self can keep alive and thriving! I don't even have a watering schedule for them, I just water when I remember and know it's probably been at least a week? I have a friend that has a house full of plants and loves caring for them who came over last week and marveled at how good my succulents look. Told him the secret is neglect lol.

IMALlama , (edited )

Week? Man. I have a large Jade and water the thing evey other month. Sometimes it goes even longer than that. It's happily starting it's spring bloom after coming out from under grow lights in my basement to sit in front of a north facing window. All our smaller succulents are on a monthly ish schedule, but that's not anything we rigorously watch/pay attention to. Weekly for a succulent seems too often, but if they're happy they're happy.

Tinks ,

I don't usually water them weekly, I just won't water them if I think it's been less than a week. I'd say they probably get watered on average every 2 weeks or so, give or take a week. Sometimes I remember to water them because I'll notice one starting to get pruny and shriveling a bit. To be honest I have no idea how they're all alive, much less thriving. I feel like a terrible plant owner, but apparently succulents are just my speed. Every one of them is all bright and vibrant, despite my forgetfulness and neglect.

shalafi , in Succulents

🤔 I water mine regular, and they're happy campers.

Kecessa ,

You know you're not supposed to water plastic plants, right?

recursive_recursion ,
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lol

recursive_recursion , in Pineapple update. She is getting taller!
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I was here😆

man I can't believe that you're actually able to grow a real pineapple in your house, that's pretty awesome

IMALlama ,

OP said in an earlier post that they've had the plant for years and that it started life as the top of a grocery store pineapple. I'm somewhat tempted to give it a go just for giggles.

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