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nutsack , in Anon is your financial advisor

crypto and dropshipping and lock picking vending machines are all lies no homo

SuddenDownpour , in Anon is your financial advisor

What I got from this is that Anon is undergoing serious financial struggles and is trying to scrape by.

AlexisFR , in Anon meets his gf's parents
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Repost + it's missing the rest of the joke at the end.

Wizard_Pope ,
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What is the part that is missing about?

it_depends_man ,

The boyfriend interpreted as a bonding moment.

The father meant his placing the gun as a threat and got "called" on his bluff and gets angry.

Wizard_Pope ,
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I mean I kinda understand the threat and bonding mismatch from what we have. The part where he gets angry is missing.

FauxPseudo ,
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Dad doesn't like losing the illusion of power. He thinks it's perfectly fine to threaten someone but is a hypocrite the moment he met with equal force. So they tried gaslighting and getting defensive and blaming the person that they tried to threaten.

AI_toothbrush , in Anon meets his gf's parents

Tbh i dont understand this. Probably because im european plus im tired but i cant figure it out.

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

Dad shows a gun to show OP he's a badass. Op doesn't realize and shows his gun.

Common American culture is that you're supposed to show your gun on the third date with the family, not the first. You're also supposed to have a Mexican standoff when you walk into the house, with dad aiming at you, you're aiming at dad, dog aims at GF, etc. And if he's lucky, they have a rousing game of Russian roulette before tapas.

Totally understandable if you didn't know. Just basic 2A knowledge every American learns about during elementary school.

And009 ,

Thanks for explaining the culture, they never show real America in the movies

cosmicrookie ,
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Yeah. Real America sounds tougher than Sons of Anarchy

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Leave it to Hollywood to sanitize real American living and make it so kid friendly!

HawlSera ,

It's important to remember if you're ever in Los Angeles, New York, or Miami, all three of the major American cities.

ProstheticBrain ,

I guess this is where the concept of the "nuclear family" comes from then? After the initial courtship hostilities, the escalation of the arms race is inevitable.

SkyezOpen ,

dad aiming at you, you're aiming at dad, dog aims at GF, etc.

The Aristocrats!

Olhonestjim ,

It's a thing that basic dickhead fathers look forward to doing; threatening their daughter's boyfriend in case he ever thinks he and his girlfriend might ever want to have sex.

c0ber , in Anon is your financial advisor

is it normal to have separate wifi networks for different people in the same apartment?

Wizard_Pope ,
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If they act like that their flatmate has every right to keep ot from them assuming they don't contribute to the bill.

Thcdenton , in Anon is your financial advisor

Dropship things 💀

kilgore_trout ,
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What is it?

And009 ,

Storefront without stock, when you get order just pass it on to a whole seller with their shipping address.

Profit

Ferrous ,

You find something cheap from China, then you flip it to suckers on Etsy for 10x the cost.

nutsack ,

More like 1.01x the cost. margins doing this are stupid thin

prof , in Anon meets his gf's parents
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I mean yeah, funny greentext, fake and gay and all, but is that an actual thing that happens across the big pond?

If someone did that in Europe they'd be in serious legal trouble if the threatened party sues.

mosiacmango ,

Sounds legal overall for America. "Brandishing" is generally illegal, i.e pulling out your gun and pointing it at or actively threatening someone with it, regardless if you fire it.

Pulling out your legal gun in your home and setting it flat on your table? Hard to argue it was a threatening without a stated threat or some other action. It may have been one, but id be suprised if anyone would arrest someone over that.

OP pulling his own gun does make this a hilarious and potentially deadly situation. It's very possible the father is a scared pissbaby and just starts blasting.

FiniteBanjo ,

Yeah, I was gonna say we're past the point of legality being the biggest concern in that situation.

h3ndrik ,

So, what do we Europeans whip out and place on the coffee table to make a statement?

oce ,
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GDPR pocket books

Stupidmanager ,

Just a few southern states, and outliers. But really, not so much now. It happened once when I was a kid and the dad was an asshole, so I married his daughter to spite him. Couple decades later and I regret that marriage and wish I would have went with my first instinct and asked if he wanted me to clean it because it was dirty.

chetradley ,

Never had someone point a gun at me like that, but I dated a girl in college that had a dickhead 2nd amendment gun nut dad who never missed an opportunity to mention he had guns and wasn't afraid to use them if I "didn't take good care of his daughter." It didn't intimidate me in the slightest though, and just let me know he was a scared, insecure loser.

pelletbucket , in Anon meets his gf's parents
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oh god. my first girlfriend's dad showed me his gun collection the first time I visited the house and I got so absorbed in field stripping his MAK-90 that I forgot she was there

PlantDadManGuy ,

You passed the test. Hope you and your wife had a good honeymoon.

andrew_bidlaw ,
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What wife? He's her step-dad now. That'd be ridiculous.

Codilingus , in Anon is your financial advisor

Sending in Sennheisers for warranty is silly. Their headphones are basically bullet proof, at least their typical wired open cans.

Justas ,
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I have a Bluetooth headset made by Sennheiser. It's battery died in the first two years of use. So I bought a new battery, except it was bigger.

When I opened it up it turned out that they have thought about someone wanting a bigger battery and I only needed to break a couple of small plastic pieces to fit a longer battery in. The headset has worked fine since.

morphballganon , in Anon meets his gf's parents

0% chance of this being real, but that was a fun read

Maeve ,

It's wholly realistic, where I live, autism or not!

festnt ,

seems like a fun place! can you tell me where you live so i can (avoid to) go (anywhere near) there? :D

Maeve ,

Red state. Nuff said.

xantoxis , in Anon meets his gf's parents

I mean, that's probably not gonna get the girl, but I think you taught her dad a little humility

can ,

Ideally sure, but I don't think the kinda guy that does that is big on learnin'

xantoxis ,

On the contrary: guys like that are big on fear. That's at the root of conservatism and toxic masculinity: fear of losing one's life, one's property, one's place in the social hierarchy.

When he saw another gun come out, he felt fear. Nothing teaches you better than that.

Gigasser ,

Starts talking about his own custom 1911
"First of all, the feeding ramp is polished to a mirror sheen. It's not going to have any feeding problems. The slide's been replaced with a reinforced version, and it meshes perfectly with the frame. The frame itself has been iron-welded and scraped down multiple times for maximum precision. The front strap part of the frame has been checkered to make it dig into the hand. That prevents any slipping. The sight system's original too. It's a 3-dot type. It's got an enlarged front sight, giving it superior target sighting capability. The regular hammer's been replaced with a ring hammer. That enhances the cocking control and increases the hammer-down speed. They also reworked the grip safety to accommodate the ring hammer. It looks like they eliminated it altogether. This is a tool for pros. The thumb safety and slide stop are extended for precise handling. The base of the trigger guard is whittled down so you can use a high grip, and the trigger itself is a long type for easy finger access. The trigger pull is about 3.5 pounds. that's about a pound and a half lighter than normal. The magazine well has been widened to make it easier to put in a new magazine. The magazine catch button has been filed down low to make it harder to hit it by mistake. The mainspring housing has been changed to a flat type to increase grip, and it's even been fitted with stepping so that it won't slip from the recoil when firing. On top of that, they added cocking serrations to the top part of the slide. That lets you load and eject cartridges faster in an emergency. Whoever did this is a professional, no question. This thing could shoot a one-hole at 25 yards in a machine rest."

VelvetStorm ,

Just take the safety off. It's a mechanical device that can and will fail when you need it most. The best safety you have is yourself and rigidly held gun handling rules.

can ,

Is this a genuine opinion you hold?

Liz ,

I am generally against safeties on pistols because they should stay holstered if you're carrying them, and the holster acts as the safety by blocking access to the trigger. If you're in the act of shooting the gun, the saftey routinely gets in the way and requires training in an extra step before firing, something that could be a problem in an emergency. A common way to lose a violent encounter while carrying a gun is to fail to actually shoot your gun.

A rifle needs a safety because there's no good way to block accidental trigger pulls like that, since you have to open carry to have any reasonable amount of access.

nilloc ,

Anyone carrying a gun in a holster should be required have sufficient training to use the safety properly.

It gives you more time to think before killing something and also protects you from someone grabbing the gun or someone else mishandling your gun if it leaves your possession.

Thoven , in Anon gets calls from scammers

Funny enough, the greatest blessing in India simply adds the words "in law"

RandomGuy79 , in Anon is your financial advisor

That seems like a lot of constant hustle to get out of having an actual job

pelletbucket ,
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it is legitimately better than having a real job though. I absolutely hate working for myself but working for somebody else is even worse

And009 ,

That mentality can work wonders when you're an Apple lawyer

pelletbucket ,
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what

Subverb , in Anon is your financial advisor

This is why companies have cheap toilet paper by the way. Not because they necessarily hate their employees, but because it would get stolen and they'd need three times as much.

Also one of the reasons why the huge rolls exist like you see at airports: impractical to use at home.

nxdefiant ,

I stole one of those huge rolls from college once. It dispenses just fine on the floor.

Halosheep ,

Yeah but then you're wiping floor on your ass.

Worx ,

There is literal shit on my arse, what difference does some floor make?

corsicanguppy , in Anon is your financial advisor

Fraud, theft, and bad spelling.

Trump?

kilgore_trout ,
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Is there a real need to bring your American party-politics in this thread?

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