Baldur's Gate 3

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CryptidBestiary , in Oh no, he's hot (Artist is ClinikCase)

Oh no... HE'S HOT

Lumisal , in But how is he supposed to learn?

Ah yes, also known as "how to not break your oath if you play Paladin" when killing the slavers.

"Just gonna go all the way over to do some shopping"

Rest of the team attacks slavers

"Oh no, what has happened here? Guess I must self defense now!"

Bonje , in The "cat"
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owenfromcanada , in The "cat"
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His Majesty is indifferent to your approval.

laurelraven ,

That just makes her approve even more

AyuTsukasa , in Everything sounds more dramatic from a vampire

I love the fact that he apparently got blood everywhere before he even turned on the oven.

SHOW_ME_YOUR_ASSHOLE , in W-well, it's... you see... score rolls are...
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Karlach looks like a bird.

teft , in W-well, it's... you see... score rolls are...
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These are not starter stats! These are finisher stats!

troglodytis , in W-well, it's... you see... score rolls are...

Nae bother, Auntie Ethel sorts me out.

neo , in W-well, it's... you see... score rolls are...

Astarion has the stride of a gazelle. A beautiful beautiful gazelle person.

BrianTheeBiscuiteer ,

Who needs strength when you can just bite and outrun anyone?

Kolanaki ,
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Whereas Wyll just has the antlers of a gazelle.

TheMinions , in W-well, it's... you see... score rolls are...

Well I can just set it to 8 and drink this beautiful potion or wear these fantastic gloves you see.

No_Change_Just_Money ,

Raising a modifier by 5 with one attunement slot has to be one of the best feelings in dnd

LanMandragondeez , in W-well, it's... you see... score rolls are...

“Why don't I strap on my strength helmet and squeeze down into a strength cannon and fire off into Strengthland where strength grows on strengthees???”

rustydrd , in But how is he supposed to learn?
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Wait, they don't disapprove when they're far away? Or do I have to send them to camp?

RebekahWSD ,
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Just far away! Don't think it's changed with any of the patches. I remember it being quite some distance, but my memory is poor.

xantoxis , in But how is he supposed to learn?

This is literally how I got Lae'zel to sleep with me. Just booted her out of the party every time I needed to do something nice and brought her back in when I was about to be authoritarian.

Anticorp ,

She wanted to sleep with me within like 5 minutes of joining the party. I guess I was playing as a real hard-ass.

slumlordthanatos ,

Nah, Lae'zel is just horny.

It's kinda funny how bitchy she gets if you turn her down.

Crowfiend ,

"I will savor your every delectable scent until our next night together." --horny lizard gf

Viking_Hippie , in But how is he supposed to learn?

I did the opposite with Karlach when, in an otherwise benevolent playthrough, I wanted some loot from the God of Murder's tasks 😄

p5yk0t1km1r4ge , in What is your BG3 unpopular opinion?
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The game is not that big, it's far more linear than advertised, the maps aren't really that big, and loot is lacking. The only reason people have 100+ hours is due to extensive conversations, dialogue, and the fact that it gives you no direction. Once you know what to do and where to go, the games shortness becomes apparent. The spell list is underwhelming, and so are the number of classes available. Not producing an expansion is going to hurt longevity, and eventually, people will stop playing because of it. The level cap sucks. Yes, I know, you dont need to be level 20, but who cares if you're brokenly op? It's supposed to be fun, and believe it or not, there are people (like myself) who DO enjoy grinding levels, and there are more of us than people realize. The level cap is a huge miss. The story is not that great (I'd even go so far to say it was very clearly rushed), and the only thing holding it up are the party member quests, which are far too easy to fuck up thanks to the lack of direction. Exploration is strongly discouraged due to the abysmal loot, and it feels unrewarding. There aren't enough legendaries, and you often stick with the same weapons throughout the campaign and are rarely encouraged to try something new. Also, horny companion system makes no sense. Please, please tell me why I was a complete, total shithead to gale and halsin yet they still both "confessed their love" to me? Like, I literally went out of my way to earn their disapproval, and I chose the shittiest dialogue options with them every opportunity I could, and they still said they wanted to sleep with me. Wtf?

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