larvyde ,

you land on an alien planet, burn down trees, pollute the air, exterminate the native wildlife, drain the land of all natural resources, pave it all over with concrete, put some fish on a rocket, do not elaborate, leave

MrFunnyMoustache ,

Getting insulted by a sassy robot while you solve puzzles and try not to die.

MrSilkworm ,
@MrSilkworm@lemmy.world avatar

You're finally awake in death row and then spend the whole adventure, shouting to others, trying to avoid knee injury

MarsHardcore ,

It's Skyrim, isn't it?

CalcProgrammer1 ,
@CalcProgrammer1@lemmy.ml avatar

Ooh, look at this beautiful vast open world! Let's go explo-YOU DIED

YOU DIED

YOU DIED

YOU DIED

CurlyWurlies4All ,
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Elden Ring right?

DokPsy ,

Could also be the switch Zelda games

CalcProgrammer1 ,
@CalcProgrammer1@lemmy.ml avatar

Elden Ring was the correct answer, but I don't disagree. I just played BOTW and am now playing TOTK. Up until you get a few heart container upgrades it might as well be Legend of Zelda: Darkness of the Souls.

Once you get to the second row of hearts, it's a much easier game though.

Schmoo ,
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You're an alien frog archaeologist that launches themself into space in a rocket jerry-rigged out of wood and ancient alien goat-person tech. After dying repeatedly in several excruciating and brutal ways you learn to embrace death.

leosin ,

You take a break from roasting marshmallows over a camp fire to go solve the deepest mysteries of the universe.

sighence ,

Outer Wilds!

abbadon420 ,

You throw cubes in transdimensional holes to win a cake.

jeanofthedead ,
@jeanofthedead@lemmy.world avatar

Portal!

milicent_bystandr ,

I hear rumours that cast doubt on its veracity

funnystuff97 ,

Very, very flat people open a very, very old door.

alex ,

try to cure your burnout by waking up and starting work at 6am and passing out at 2am every single day for the rest of your life

Jakylla ,
@Jakylla@sh.itjust.works avatar
answer

Stardew Valley

BumpingFuglies ,

A guy just wants to leave his home country and see the world, but his dad won't let him. Even when he gets past his dad, he still can't quite make it. It's in the blood.

Zoldyck ,

Speaking skills - 0

Sword and shield skills - 100

tibi ,

You end up stranded on a foreign planet. You need to build a rocket so you can go home, but unfortunately you have to build a whole manufacturing facility to do that. As if this wasn't hard enough, the inhabitants of the planet are environmentalist assholes and will do anything in their power to stop you.

Sumeron ,

I'm guessing Factorio.

Tolookah ,

Person with huge pockets builds a house that gets blown up because the door was left open.

VirtigoMommy ,

Minecraft!

Tolookah ,

Yep. It's always a creeper that sneaks into the house, never something simple.

tatiz_tsundere ,
@tatiz_tsundere@infosec.pub avatar

Minecraft? Lol

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