The Internet in Ancient Times

Zoomboingding , in We need to respect each other a little more. This is the Bronze Age and it will last forever.
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lobut , in The city's philosopher keeps calling in sick and I'm starting to get suspicious.

I think it's a reference to this?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allegory_of_the_cave

For those that are unaware. Watch some explanation videos on this. It was enlightening seeing different interpretations of this allegory in modern movies/stories.

FlyingSquid OP Mod ,
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That is correct.

Mango , in The city's philosopher keeps calling in sick and I'm starting to get suspicious.

This is one of my favorite metaphors.

threelonmusketeers , in ⭐★★★★

Someone needs to crosspost this to !reallyshittycopper

negativenull OP ,
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Cross post away!

finley , in How people used to entertain themselves before the internet

Far Side comics? yeah, i miss those...

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mecfs , in Agriculture is hard!

Off topic:

I seem to see you everywhere and i really want to say that I really appreciate all your contributions to lemmy flyingsquid! You really help populate it with content and feel like a nice community!

FlyingSquid OP Mod ,
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Thank you!

MantisTobogganMD ,

i’m new to lemmy how do I work this shit, we can make this place better

themoonisacheese , in Weshesh? Lukka? Peleset? Give me some help here.
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This is so far beyond meme misuse that it's unclear what even is the message you're trying to convey

FlyingSquid OP Mod ,
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You can't fool me that easily, Sea Person.

dditty , in It's a pretty funny joke, but it's funnier if you hear it in person.
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Oh no she didn't!

Blue_Morpho , in It's a pretty funny joke, but it's funnier if you hear it in person.

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TropicalDingdong , in Are the copper merchants from the city of Am Azon to be trusted? The last thing I want is another Ea-Nasir situation.

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When you came, you said to me as follows: ‘I will give Gimil-Sin (when he comes) fine quality copper ingots.’ You left then but you did not do what you promised me. You put ingots which were not good before my messenger (Sit-Sin) and said: ‘If you want to take them, take them; if you do not want to take them, go away!’

What do you take me for, that you treat somebody like me with such contempt? I have sent as messengers gentlemen like ourselves to collect the bag with my money (deposited with you) but you have treated me with contempt by sending them back to me empty-handed several times, and that through enemy territory. Is there anyone among the merchants who trade with Telmun who has treated me in this way? You alone treat my messenger with contempt! On account of that one (trifling) mina of silver which I owe you, you feel free to speak in such a way, while I have given to the palace on your behalf 1,080 pounds of copper, and umi-abum has likewise given 1,080 pounds of copper, apart from what we both have had written on a sealed tablet to be kept in the temple of Samas.

FlyingSquid OP Mod ,
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See? That's what I'm saying. Can I even trust these Azons with copper? I only have so much Lebanese cedar wood to trade.

Please_Do_Not , in Are the copper merchants from the city of Am Azon to be trusted? The last thing I want is another Ea-Nasir situation.

As they say, fuck Ea

negativenull , in Weshesh? Lukka? Peleset? Give me some help here.
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This is fantastic! Well played!

iAvicenna , in You won't believe what happened next....
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Emperors hate this one trick to evade decapitation

bionicjoey , in It's a pretty funny joke, but it's funnier if you hear it in person.

I heard a good one recently:

A dog walks into a bar and says, "I can't see a thing. I guess I'll open this one"

FlyingSquid OP Mod ,
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I'm not normally one for blind dogs in bars jokes, but that's a damn good one.

Lemminary , (edited ) in Are the copper merchants from the city of Am Azon to be trusted? The last thing I want is another Ea-Nasir situation.

You only get a guarantee on your purchase if the item is sold or shipped by Amazon. Otherwise, you're subject to the third party's refund policy. Always check the sidebar!

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