For real, my nephew is already giving me shit because I don't know how to use the lever they got me for last solstice, now they come out with this shit. I dunno how anyone keeps up with all this gadgetry. Why do we need levers? What's wrong with just getting the whole tribe together to brute force our big rocks into place like we've always done?
Right? I was on board with the whole pressing reeds into clay tablets to calculate taxes thing, but now they're expanding it to all words. How are people going to remember anything anymore?
Fucking farmers. Always playing with their plants. When I go out hunting? playing with their plants. A week later when I come back? Oh wow yeah your weird garden sure is a little bigger I have a WHOLE ANIMAL. And they're so smug about it, too. Can't stand farmers.
In Old English man was gender neutral, with the gendered terms being Werman and Wifman (this is where the word werewolf comes from), so the correct gender neutral term for sea dwelling people would be would be "seamen". Thank you, and good night.
Of course it's mid leap making it look distorted and strange. To compare, look at a standard toad resting and then watch as it contorts upon leaping into something near indistinguishable from its resting form.
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