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sexybenfranklin

@sexybenfranklin@smores.town

#MovieBowl 2021 Bracket Champion 🥇

Originally Joined March 2018 on mastodon.social

I hate D&D 5E

I'm the comedy equivalent of the small bird that picks food out of the mouth of a crocodile.

"This is brazen, inexcusable, beyond the pale, horrific, I hate this bullshit so much I'm boosting it." - @unlofl

"I'm your number one fan forever." - @deneb

"I knew somebody would say this and I should have guessed you." - @touk (@touk)

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nash , to random
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star trek type show but the starship is laid out like a big office building

sexybenfranklin ,
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@nash The Office (but in Space)

loren , to random

help my barn is owled again

sexybenfranklin ,
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@loren when your belfry gets batted

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sexybenfranklin OP ,
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@saddestrobots Sure, it just seems weird that it's going to be a retelling of zero dawn but in Lego.

sexybenfranklin OP ,
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@saddestrobots Couch co-op is huge though so I'm sure I'll get this to play with my wife.

ryan , to random
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check out this team of supergeniuses that can't even proofread their bios on the landing page to see they fucked up the copy/paste

sexybenfranklin ,
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@ryan Blas Moros sounds like a star wars character.

sexybenfranklin , to random
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Em Dashes can suck my left nut, fuck Em Dashes, all my homies hate Em Dashes.

sexybenfranklin OP ,
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Real talk, I only hate them because Microsoft loves changing " - " to an em dash, except my job involves a lot of matching data up, and so that fucking sucks.

loren , to random

road dents

sexybenfranklin ,
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@loren not anymore, they filled it in

loren , to random

help im bogged down with onions

sexybenfranklin ,
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@loren Bog? Onions? We get it, you're in Chicago.

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hot take:

every time i watch a video of people playing rpgs i conclude i'd be happier if it was some kind of post-hoc highlight reel / summary instead

a lot of the negotiation, decision-making, and reference lookup takes forever, in ways that are very boring when you're not involved in the outcome yourself

even people who play quickly and communicate very clearly can't fully counteract that

sexybenfranklin ,
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@saddestrobots this is why I don't watch or listen to let's plays

loren , to random

citrus snails

sexybenfranklin ,
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@loren and puppy dog tails

loren , to random

"i swear, it was THIS big"

sexybenfranklin ,
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@loren this is such a great photo, I love it

sexybenfranklin , to random
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I downloaded Ghostrunner 2 because it was one of the PS+ monthly games for May. This game feels like it really wants to be a rhythm game but it is exceedingly bad at it.

sexybenfranklin OP ,
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@saddestrobots yeah exactly, if it was in 3rd person or isometric or something, it'd probably be a blast, but moving that quickly in 1st person is a recipe for getting disoriented. I uninstalled it after I beat the first boss.

Also the dialogue feels so stilted. It's just awkward

sexybenfranklin , to random
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I got VS Code and a compiler for C set up and was able to run some programs. Might be cool? Might learn C?

sexybenfranklin OP ,
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@saddestrobots my friend told me I should learn a compiled language after I said I liked python, and suggested C. I mostly realized I'm kind of lacking growth at my current job and I don't want to stay in data analytics.

touk , to random
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K-pop Haderach

sexybenfranklin ,
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@touk Quiznos Haderach

sexybenfranklin , to random
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Another Deadpool & Wolverine trailer, another post where I have to inform you all this movie looks like it's going to rule 😔

sexybenfranklin OP ,
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This is also a very funny easter egg.

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