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ryan

@ryan@dads.cool

Dad of one

fan of the delicious dark beverage obtainable by filtering water through the ground-up roasted seeds of the coffee berry

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its me, im trackball perverts

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@ryan it’s 2024 where’s the OS that will let you have as many mouse cursors as you have pointing devices connected

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check out this team of supergeniuses that can't even proofread their bios on the landing page to see they fucked up the copy/paste

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exhausted all your sick leave due to a medical issue? no worries! if you meet this bullet point list of criteria, you can apply to a special program, which, if you're accepted, allows you to beg your fellow co-workers to donate their extra time off so that you can use it and not fall into total bankruptcy! just one of the little ways we try to let you feel like we're like family here 🤗

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we've named it the Bob Memorial Program in honor of Bob, who died last year following a long and difficult battle. sadly the program was not available in time for Bob to use it

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2024 is vexillology’s time to shine

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you used an AI song generator to make a song? thanks, i just listened to it with my AI song listener

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signed up for mastodon? your copy's in the mail

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why do you want this. who wants this. you’re taking a perfectly good plaintext input and giving it the newfound ability to fuck up pasting text into it

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let’s take the famously great UX of editing text on a phone and make it infinitely more complicated, it’ll be worth it so we can have bold, italic, and underline

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computer science expression “greedy algorithm” hits a li’l different now

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battle royale except for trying to be the last person to see a cybertruck irl

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steely dan fan shirt design

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[NYT op-ed writer voice] my (37M) AI harem (22F, 19F, 18F, 23F, 21F, 20F, 22F) is hornier than i told them to be and unionizing against me

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let me see you wobble https://youtu.be/8qiGP72GFUc

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:bing: mastodon client that inlines the last boost from a person before posts starting “LB” so i can have a chance at knowing what people are talking about

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JPEG (Jeans Photographic Experts Group)

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JPEG (Joint Photographic Experts GIF)

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sad that in many jobs it’s almost impossible to do enough time theft to offset the surplus value of your labor

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disallowing paste on a password field…jail for 1,000 years

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dishwasher that self-destructs when it finishes

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@touk iterating the product line until we get to robot vacuum cleaner that shoots confetti at the end

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not falling for that one, docker

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