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pootriarch

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24601: can't speak french™, so i let the funky music do the talking. j'aime : la musique pop, les transports en commun. not so much : réchauffement, haters.

bookwyrm: @emmadilemma · pixelfed: @pootriarch · 'ask to follow' is to deter bots, not you.

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catsalad , to random
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robots.txt
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pootriarch ,
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@alice @catsalad assuming they honor robots.txt

a brunette actress covers her mouth in a giggle

alice , to random
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I just went on a follow-fest for women with a PhD, but realized I'm already mutuals with almost everyone who shows up in the limited search results 😋

If you're a Dr. Gal or other female science communicator type, pop into the thread, say hi!

I'd love to learn about what you do 💜
(and I'm sure lots of others would too)

(on Tuesday)

pootriarch ,
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@alice not all of us have your rolodex! care to share?

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    @alice near the start of covid lockdown, we had two instances (of which i was aware) of someone sticking a key in our lock and trying to turn it. so i had the cylinder swapped for a medeco - not that it's magic or impenetrable, but it's a different keyway from the other 99 doors in the building. if a key fits in this lock, it's not an accident. i also put in a door camera (just a cheap onboard camera+card, not net-connected).

    a month later someone tried to jam a key in the door. she appeared to be a dog-walker with two dogs in tow. of course it wouldn't go in — and nobody's tried since. :blob_thinking_smirk:

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    pootriarch ,
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    @alice you have very dry humour

    pootriarch ,
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    @alice stoopppp you're overloading me

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    pootriarch ,
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    @alice yes! — wait, handcuffs, (rethinks answer)

    alice , (edited ) to random
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    My new earrings arrived!!! I'm so excited 😁

    Thank you @LockEx 💜💕

    See them in action: https://lgbtqia.space/@alice/112600348370144113

    Get 'em here: https://www.lockpickextreme.com/product/lockpick-earrings-pride-heart/

    pootriarch ,
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    @alice
    distracted boyfriend meme
    :blob_fox_dislike: girl tying cherry stem with her tongue
    :blob_fox_like: girl picking lock with her earrings

    pootriarch ,
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    @ligniform @alice can they actually be worn without tearing your ears? they may be delicate as tools, but that's still a lot of dangling metal

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    pootriarch ,
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    @alice @AeonCypher dammit sumpin in my eye

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    pootriarch ,
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    @alice

    I'll follow anyone who replies. You can too.

    one mustn't make offers like that, all manner of riff-raff will turn up :polish_cow:

    pootriarch ,
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    @alice tee hee

    a brunette actress in a red top smiles and waves, 'hi!'

    pootriarch ,
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    @alice i haven't done a proper follow friday in some time. hmmm

    ElleGray , to random
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    I need a very good (recent back injury), very comfortable, "desk chair" for writing. And I need to be able to sit cross-legged sometimes. Any ideas?

    pootriarch ,
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    @ElleGray i got this chair at least ten years ago and it's still great; for cross-legged i have a footrest since i'm not that tall. that capisco does look cool though, and easier to keep clean
    https://www.hermanmiller.com/products/seating/office-chairs/embody-chairs/

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    ** IT’S HERE! FRIDAY NIGHT MUSIC THREAD ON **

    Tonight’s theme is:

    🎬🎞️📽️ STAR OF STAGE AND SCREEN! 📽️🎞️🎬

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    🎵 Post music made for—or featured in—movies...along with what you’re drinking. 🎶
    —

    Bonus points if someone who made the film helped make the song!

    🍷 Charlie Chaplin ‘The Kid’ + Sidecar🍸

    Post often • share • make some friends

    Video of an older Charlie Chaplin conducting an orchestra. I believe his fly is zipped, his shoes are not tied together and he's not doing that pancake bit Yes he composed this and many others.

    pootriarch ,
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    @flexghost
    nat king cole, l-o-v-e, used in the 1998 version of parent trap (you know, the one introducing lindsay lohan)

    the song is used in nearly its entirety over the opening credits and establishing scenes, with just one cut in the middle and very minimal overlaid dialogue. three solid minutes of nat.

    https://invidious.fdn.fr/watch?v=kJYrg1u9VEw

    pootriarch , to random
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    where'd my go? i know i had one pinned… whatever. i boost things, , , if they're outrageous enough (they're a dime a dozen here, gotta be selective). i'm highly political and try to keep it off masto (including filtering hot-button topics from my own feed). i buy local and post my haul. i live in an english-speaking country but occasionally break out jacques clouseau to torture people. my shift key hasn't worked since about 2006. and i only in posts.

    ElleGray , to random
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    before social media I had to order fajitas in restaurants to get attention

    pootriarch ,
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    @ElleGray we ordered bananas foster, you should try that 🥃🍌🔥

    pootriarch , to random
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    arby's makes a donation to wipe out the school lunch debts of thousands of georgia schoolkids. wait, what? 'SCHOOL LUNCH DEBTS'?!

    Student lunch debts remain an ongoing challenge across the U.S. with an estimated 30.4 million students carrying a combined student lunch debt of $262 million per year, according to the Education Data Initiative.

    . fucking dystopia

    https://www.goodmorningamerica.com/living/story/7000-students-lunch-debts-wiped-after-1-million-106710110

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