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futurebird , 1 day ago to random

If four Baptists have six opinions. And each Baptist will agree or disagree with 1-6 of the opinions, how many arguments will it take to have every possible argument?

flexghost , 1 day ago to random

Let's get it on!

#MastoRando thread for the 🍤 of it

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Two dudes with epic tracksuits and mullets dancing in the 80s 90s 00s 10s or 20s perfectly in sync

kuba , 4 days ago to random Polish

Wczoraj na komendzie widziałem taką sytuację:

Podchodzi pani do głównej "recepcji" na komendzie, wyjmuje dowód i przystawia do szyby. Policjant za szybą bez słowa notuje rzeczy z dowodu, po czym pani mówi "dziękuję" i wychodzi.

Co to było?

kuba , 14 days ago to random Polish

Jade sobie pociagiem ❤️

jerry , 24 days ago to random

Publicly available container images are very similar to USB drives you find in the parking lot. They are meant to be downloaded and run in production.

futurebird , 1 month ago to random

When I bought this titanium teapot as a gift to myself for finding a new job years ago I really felt bad about how much it cost— but I’ve decided it’s, in a way the ideal sort of expensive treat: absurdly durable, timeless, utilitarian, strange.

This one is going in my will. I hope someone takes it with them to space someday. (that is my new heirloom benchmark: how likely is this to be in the 1 ton allowance for those moving to the dyson swarm never to set foot on earth again?)

kuba , 1 month ago to random

Gdy przekazujesz zdjęcia słodkich piesków znajomym na czacie

Forward zwierzęcy

kuba , 1 month ago to random Polish

A gdyby tak zamiast paczkomatów ludzie mieli większe skrzynki pocztowe 🤔

futurebird , 2 months ago to random

If I were rich enough I’d

1. Buy google adsense a huge buy
2. target ads at myself: audience of one
3. make ads transparent zero width images
4. Experience peace at last.

Why can’t they sell a “no ads” global package? I have blockers on most of my computers and phones but now and then I still see ads and I can’t deal with it. I know I can pay more than these people with their little before and after images of gross skin— and the ads for games that don’t exist and gambling ads.

futurebird , 2 months ago (edited 2 months ago) to random

People trying to train AIs are now complaining that all of the AI data on the internet are making it hard for them to get quality training sets of natural language and images.

bitter snickering

flexghost , 2 months ago to random

💥🌈👀 Are you ready? 👀🌈💥

IT'S THE FIRST ANNUAL MASTODON #PledgeDrive

You already know how wonderful the Fediverse is. And it's all because of the place YOU made it!

❤️ Its time to show your love by showing your support ❤️

We'll be highlighting the servers that make the Fediverse special as well as how to donate to them.

Let's get as many eyes on this as we can

🚀 Please like and share. 🚀

Add #PledgeDrive to your posts today...

Reach out to your favorite profiles and ask them to join in

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Video of popsicle sticks interwoven and when a firework is lit, a long line of them come apart like dominoes. Scratches that OCD itch

futurebird , 3 months ago to random

Here is how I “watch YouTube” first I check that my ad blockers are on, and the extension that hides thumbnails, and the extension that gives videos more neutral titles. I look at my subscriptions and add videos to a playlist. I search for topics I’m currently concerned about. When I have about 90min of video. I shuffle the list and check the order. Then (and only then) do I get to kick back and “watch TV”

YouTube isn’t easy to use this way.
Anyone else do something similar?

sneexy , 5 months ago to random

kuba , 1 year ago to random Polish

Brat znalazł coś takiego w glebie. Wygląda jak pellet zrobiony z liści? Jest puste w środku. U niego w ogrodzie, więc to raczej nie dzieło człowieka.

cc @nastusia

zdjęcie walca, którego ściany są zrobione z liści, długość kilka centymetrów, promień tak z 2cm