lowqualityfacts ,
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That makes sense.
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jimbreeds ,
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@lowqualityfacts
Hence the phrase "open sesame".

ThePJN ,
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@lowqualityfacts This is entirely NOT true. Hamburger buns are not the right shape to be stored efficiently in a pyramid.

Besides, everyone knows that the Great Pyramid of Giza was built to store everyone’s collections of smaller mediocre pyramids.

gueuledatmosphere ,
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@lowqualityfacts
Ah but who by? Space aliens, as is well known. Space aliens store hamburger buns in pyramids. And those buns are shaped like? Hmm? Say it! Alien vessels! It all connects! The burgers are the payload and condiments are sending me messages even as we speak and did you ever wonder why relish is green?

troublewithwords ,
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@lowqualityfacts This explains why folks were so anxious to loot them.

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