drolex

@drolex@sopuli.xyz

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drolex ,

Bold move.

drolex ,

Sample size = 1. Temporal occurrences = 1. Spatial occurrences = 1.

Absolute certainty

drolex ,

You sure about those equations? My background in Physics tells me that 1= π = (speed of light) / (not quite speed of light) [without unit]

drolex ,

I don't know, I passed the "rounding to the next order of magnitude because it's good enough and nobody will notice" class with flying colours

I got 1000%, or something close

drolex ,

Oof

drolex ,

Haha ton département ? Une bande de guignols qui ont eu leur permis parce que leur mère le leur faisait passer (contre paiement en nature soit dit en passant). Je sais de source certaine que les opticiens de ton département n'arrivent pas à boire assez de bouteilles de Gaillac nouveau pour fabriquer les lunettes nécessaires aux conducteurs de ton département et qu'un centre de neurologie clinique a commandité une étude extensive sur les relations entre la consommation de fromage infect de ton département et l'absence de réflexes chez les conducteurs de chez toi.

Quel est ton département ? Peu importe.

En revanche, les conducteurs de mon département - ah merde les flics, j'aurais pas dû écrire ce texte en conduisant

drolex ,

Voilà, mes chers loustics, le copie-nouille du phoque de la marine, parfaitement exécuté. N'essayez pas chez vous, cet utilisateur est de toute évidence entraîné

drolex ,

It should be obvious since common sense tells that sponge beats gun and snake beats air

drolex ,

Ah yes China or Russia, countries famously small enough to have a single simple climate.

drolex , (edited )

WARNING: If your compact Kähler manifold whose first Chern class is vanishing is also Ricci-flat, then it is a Calabi-Yau. Proceed with care.

  • Risk of non-Riemaniann metric
  • Holonomy equal to a subgroup of SU(n)
  • Possibility of mild singularities
drolex ,

This is why English is such a pathetic language. Many languages have the same word for both (tortue, Schildkröte, tortuga, tartaruga...). So if you put the animal in the water and it says "Mais je suis une tortue, abruti", you can ignore it and keep your smug smile (see panel 1).

drolex ,

I'm not French. You're French.

drolex ,

Life was better

Picture of the Spice Girls

Pic non related

drolex ,

Please Quarteze, respectfully think about the shareholders and how much an unpaid day of work from you would mean for them. Not much, really, but they'd rather have you being miserable. Thanks Quarteze (you can run the 'work for free' wheel as many times as you want)

drolex ,

Wind is just dry steam

drolex ,

Alaska is taking the piss! Did they actually vote a law allowing it? It would have been a funny session.

"And what about subtropical reptiles, should we allow them? Alive or dead? Though that makes no difference"

drolex ,

Sorry you were saying? I was having a shit

drolex ,

I think this is one of things that keep surprising armchair tacticians :

  • haha this Vietnamese guerrilla is no match for the mighty French Army. This will be over in 5 days!
  • haha this Vietnamese guerrilla is no match for the superior US Army. This will be over in 5 days!
  • haha this Afghan guerrilla is no match for the overpowered Soviet Army. This will be over in 5 days!
  • haha this Serb guerrilla is no match for the powerful NATO coalition. This will be over in 5 days!
  • haha this Afghan guerrilla is no match for the larger US Army. This will be over in 5 days!
  • haha this Houthi guerrilla...

At least, it's not a land war in Asia...

drolex ,

Mais comment donc Éric ? Tu portes un prénom scandinave ? Déjà les prénoms gaulois comme Acincouepus ou Gobannitio c'est pas très traditionnel...

Les vrais Français portent des prénoms Néandertaliens comme Ougr-Gar ou Gronk.

drolex ,

2/1 odds. Almost guaranteed win.

drolex ,

"Braingetter". If usernames were side quests, this one would remain unachieved indefinitely.

"Garbage Human". Here you go! +100XP

drolex ,

You guys have a superiority complex? That must be nice!

drolex ,

The fact that Joey is drinking ether straight from the bottle might have an influence on your choice

drolex ,

If you don't have a musical interest in Blondie, I will urge you to reconsider your choices and I will even threaten to not become your friend. Here, I've said it.

drolex ,

Texas representative: Dear colleagues, we need to remove the age verification law for all websites! It is very important! Or so I've heard.

Texas representative 2: I concur with my esteemed colleague. The age verification, for all websites, is very detrimental to the freedom of information. This is what I'm told.

Various representatives: hear, hear. At least that's what my friend told me.

drolex ,

They didn't even flinch at the mention of bloody cum of anfs. It's obviously a joke material, like naughtius maxisilicium or biggus dicksprosium.

drolex ,

Try another cut, a bit lower maybe?

drolex ,

I hate Pi day, I'd rather have e day on the 58th day of the 0th month; and I hate San Francisco, it is an ugly typeface

drolex ,

Careful, the Supreme Court might rule he's right

drolex ,

Postmodern man:
https://sopuli.xyz/pictrs/image/f6ad196b-ea77-4103-bae1-4d95d91b33cc.webp

drolex ,

Please don't belittle Francis Crick by limiting his legacy to the theft of Rosalind Franklin's data and scientific advances. The guy was also a mysoginist, a racist, a eugenist and a sexual harasser. A true polymath 🫡

drolex ,

Frankie Rosato, yeah I knew him, he was a famous crystallographer and a Mafia boss

drolex ,

Baby bird: I had to evolve and adapt because my parents don't care about me.

Parents bird: Lol, STFU duck-feet loser

drolex ,

OK, beamer

drolex ,

Was the Aeneid originally set in Japan? Was the Old Testament originally set in Hawaii? Was the Epic of Gilgamesh originally set in Glasgow by a bunch of drunk dudes?

I can give you controversial theories too.

drolex ,

Then lied about them being dead

Then lied about them being alive.

Well they might have been right at some point, let's give them the benefit of the doubt...

drolex ,

"Martini cocktail tastes better with gin than with formaldehyde"

drolex ,

“Wow that’s nuts!” the user @shawnsaito said on X, formerly known as Twitter, when FlightRadar shared the image of the flight path.

No fucking way user @shawnsaito said that on X (formerly Twitter).

Tell them that Lemmy user drolex said 'Huh'

drolex ,

If future means public subsidies, I'm all for it.

Chinese EVs are cheaper because they are prepaid by Chinese tax payers. That also includes taxes levied from our internet purchases for products made in China.

drolex , (edited )

It's very public knowledge. China doesn't hide it.

https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/china-announces-extension-purchase-tax-break-nevs-until-2027-2023-06-21/

https://www.npr.org/2024/02/18/1225653773/china-electric-vehicles-byd-nio-geely-vw-europe

https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/eu-launches-anti-subsidy-investigation-into-chinese-electric-vehicles-2023-09-13/

ETA: you're right to ask for a source

drolex ,

Mountains not conveniently arranged along the edges of the continent 😤. Who designed this shit?

drolex ,

1Mkm² ≈ 33 Belgiums ≈ 247M football pitches ≈ 1549806949806949 sq. in

drolex ,

The planet: https://sopuli.xyz/pictrs/image/e645c370-02b5-4c2b-8a60-cd2053d7ac05.webp

The scientists: wow. Let's live there.

drolex ,

Heathcliff has the temperament of a Zen monk. He's what we should aspire to become. His world has devolved into absolute chaos: giant slugs, cat parades, talking fish, war-oriented fashion extremism (helmets with political pamphlets). Yet Heathcliff remains calm. His presence doesn't leave a print on the reality. He is purely in the present, void of emotions. He is a contingence to the world and he knows it. He's a model for us imperfect beings.

drolex ,

M'computer

drolex ,

Very debatable. For a very long time almost all art in Europe was inspired by religion: architecture, painting, music, sculpture... It's as right wing as can be (no hint of progressive ideas). But I'll be damned if I don't appreciate a good Fra Angelico, a Gothic cathedral, or Mozart's requiem. I'm sure there must exist aesthetically pleasing Nazi artworks, out of context (SS uniforms are famously fashionable)

drolex ,

Are these Hamas supporters in the room with us at the moment?

drolex ,

Gentle reminder that Henry Kissinger is still dead

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