UncleBadTouch , 3 months ago huh, and every time i give my bird an egg, he eats it
huh, and every time i give my bird an egg, he eats it
jabathekek , 3 months ago YOLK FOR THE YOLK GOD, ALBUMEN FOR THE ALBUMEN THRONE.
YOLK FOR THE YOLK GOD, ALBUMEN FOR THE ALBUMEN THRONE.
Zoop , 3 months ago Damn, your bird is hardcore. Tell him I say hi!
Damn, your bird is hardcore. Tell him I say hi!
ininewcrow , 3 months ago https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/7ca9629c-1083-4452-81e2-7f601eded092.jpeg
https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/7ca9629c-1083-4452-81e2-7f601eded092.jpeg
OpenStars , 3 months ago I am yes, thank you. Now gimme a couple of your children please... yum.
I am yes, thank you. Now gimme a couple of your children please... yum.
exocrinous , 3 months ago Humans don't eat chickens' kids. They eat chickens' period discharge
Humans don't eat chickens' kids. They eat chickens' period discharge
Swedneck , 3 months ago i mean we do also eat chicken
i mean we do also eat chicken
Texas_Hangover , 3 months ago Every chicken is some other chickens kid, and I eat the fuck out of 'em.
Every chicken is some other chickens kid, and I eat the fuck out of 'em.
nxdefiant , 3 months ago Holy shit WE CAUSED THE GEK?!
Holy shit WE CAUSED THE GEK?!
FuglyDuck , 3 months ago “If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid.” - that bird. “You learned that from your parents, didn’t you?”- weaver birds.
“If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid.” - that bird.
“You learned that from your parents, didn’t you?”- weaver birds.
TxzK , 3 months ago Wait how does that work? Why does the egg not just.. roll over?
Wait how does that work? Why does the egg not just.. roll over?
Pilgrim , 3 months ago Can't you see it's the galaxy brain option meaning it's got zero problems??
Can't you see it's the galaxy brain option meaning it's got zero problems??
TxzK , 3 months ago I guess their intelligence has it's own gravity that stops the egg from rolling over
I guess their intelligence has it's own gravity that stops the egg from rolling over
embed_me , 3 months ago True it's entirely a skill issue
True it's entirely a skill issue
FuglyDuck , 3 months ago As long as more eggs are hatched than fall, it works. Though, “your parents dropped you as an egg” jokes seem… appropriate,
As long as more eggs are hatched than fall, it works.
Though, “your parents dropped you as an egg” jokes seem… appropriate,
OlPatchy2Eyes , 3 months ago I think it's as long as more eggs hatch than birds die, it works.
I think it's as long as more eggs hatch than birds die, it works.
FuglyDuck , 3 months ago Eh, now we’re getting into when is it a bird… (Sorry, sorry.) But as long as you have one or two eggs hatching, it doesn’t matter if a couple dozen fall. Or more.
Eh, now we’re getting into when is it a bird…
(Sorry, sorry.)
But as long as you have one or two eggs hatching, it doesn’t matter if a couple dozen fall.
Or more.
Contramuffin , 3 months ago Searched it up cause I was curious too. It's the white tern, and according to Wikipedia, the egg does roll off frequently. The bird simply doesn't care and lays another egg
Searched it up cause I was curious too. It's the white tern, and according to Wikipedia, the egg does roll off frequently. The bird simply doesn't care and lays another egg
SinningStromgald , 3 months ago The epitome of zero fucks give.
The epitome of zero fucks give.
askat , 3 months ago What about hatchlings? Do they fall of the tree?
What about hatchlings? Do they fall of the tree?
Contramuffin , 3 months ago Yes, Wikipedia mentioned that they fall too. The article mentions that the hatchlings have wide feet to help lessen the chances that they fall
Yes, Wikipedia mentioned that they fall too. The article mentions that the hatchlings have wide feet to help lessen the chances that they fall
drolex , 3 months ago Baby bird: I had to evolve and adapt because my parents don't care about me. Parents bird: Lol, STFU duck-feet loser
Baby bird: I had to evolve and adapt because my parents don't care about me.
Parents bird: Lol, STFU duck-feet loser
tostiman , 3 months ago Based bird
Based bird
Annoyed_Crabby , 3 months ago The time they used to build a nest could be used to lay more egg.
The time they used to build a nest could be used to lay more egg.
Sphks , 3 months ago This makes the meme even better.
This makes the meme even better.
bingbong , 3 months ago https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/eb3685d7-407f-496a-be43-22f39282e931.jpeg
https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/eb3685d7-407f-496a-be43-22f39282e931.jpeg
