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b4ux1t3

@b4ux1t3@hachyderm.io

Software Developer, dad, animal person. Maybe not in that order? #opensource

You'll mostly see me posting about #TTRPG, #GameDev, #Programming / #SoftwareDevelopment (primarily #DotNet, #FSharp, and #FunctionalProgramming, but also lots of others!), #parenting, and a little bit of #Woodworking.

I used to post about #HamRadio over on @b4ux1t3, but now I do that here!

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Tim_Eagon , to random
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Sometimes you read an Internet thread in 2024, and it takes you back to simpler times. This morning, I read a new thread (yes, I checked the date) where people were earnestly and nerdily debating how the Enterprise would fare against an Imperial Star Destroyer (not well was the consensus opinion btw).

b4ux1t3 ,
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@Tim_Eagon I mean, it's not a fair comparison. On the one hand you have a magical ship with unlimited plot armor and plot weapons, and on the other you have a reconfigured deflector dish.

Do ThE mAtH!

phd20 , to random
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When you reach for AI instead of a book, you lose the serendipity that’s fueled generations of creativity.

https://phd20.com/blog/books-over-ai/

b4ux1t3 ,
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@Tim_Eagon @phd20 that's a funny way of spelling "abysmal".

b4ux1t3 , to random
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https://solo-rpg-tk.bauxite.tech/

I think I've finally settled on this as the interface for my toolkit.

It's got its own website now, which is nice. Should work in all browsers, needs JavaScript enabled (because, I mean, do you want to send a web request every time you need to roll a die?)

Obviously you could use this for "non-solo" as well, but it sort of came out of my need for something compact that I can have on my phone or laptop while I'm out and about and doing s

b4ux1t3 , to random
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First game as a player in seven years tonight.

Wish me luck!

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Wow, that's crazy.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

b4ux1t3 ,
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@lowqualityfacts this is why Marijuana is banned in placed that have high bicycle usage, like Amsterdam.

Tim_Eagon , to random
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It’s my day and you know what I’m doing? Standing over a hot grill in 90° weather! Happy Father’s Day!

b4ux1t3 ,
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@Tim_Eagon this year I shared father's day with my oldest's birthday.

Being 3, he doesn't understand the difference, so he's been running around singing happy birthday to dad.

Best dad's day.

vampiress , to random
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Today's tiny rant while my coffee machine kicks into gear:

Saw a post complaining that [specific subcategory of computers] aren't "exciting" any more.

I don't want my computers to be exciting. I don't want a million new features in the OS updates each year.

I just want the bloody thing to work as expected.

b4ux1t3 ,
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@vampiress I want exciting things like "a known-good micro architecture" and "not having to know particle physics to fix a fucking motherboard".

Uh, I may be grumpy about the state of repairable electronics.

b4ux1t3 , to random
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I have a bug in my butt.

People (mostly rich people) don't seem to get just how easy it is to make money if you already have money.

If you stick a million dollars in any half-decent money-market account, you will literally make between 20 and 30 thousand dollars a year doing nothing.

If you have a billion dollars in a sane investment portfolio, you could pay for a new someone to live almost their entire life every single year, and still be a billionaire, and that's after taxes. 1/2

Tim_Eagon , (edited ) to random
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So, I watched Game of Thrones to the bitter end and was wondering if House of the Dragon was worth watching.

b4ux1t3 ,
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@Tim_Eagon I think it's better in some ways, worse in others.

All in all, a worthy watch.

Tim_Eagon , to random
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I've been reading some reviews of Inside Out 2 and critics keep on harping on Pixar's creative decline like Turning Red (one of Pixar's best films), Coco, Lucca, Soul, and Onward (yeah, I'll go to bat for it) didn't come out within the last 10 years. The Incredibles 2 and Toy Story 4, while unnecessary, we're still pretty entertaining.

b4ux1t3 ,
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@Tim_Eagon I loved Onward. I even bought the ttrpg they produced for it. It's pretty good!

I cry every time I watch it. I had a decent relationship with my dad (er, have, he's not dead, but as a kid I mean), and the thought of my kids not getting that makes it hit pretty hard.

I don't identify with the kids, but with the mom and dad, and even the step dad, despite that never having been an experience I've had.

Solid movie, good storytelling, rife with TTRPG inspiration. 8/10 in my book.

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The North Carolina mask ban hasn’t been entered into law yet & already there’s a story of a woman being intentionally coughed on & harassed.

The man demanded she remove her mask, called her a Liberal and himself a Conservative and tried to tell her masks were illegal in public places. She explained she had stage 4 cancer and was immune compromise and he responded by purposefully coughing on her.

This is disgusting behaviour but make now mistake - lawmakers are effectively encouraging this type of harassment. Banning medical masks emboldens those who seek to harm high risk and disabled individuals. We are already seeing it.

It’s also fascinating that her attacker felt the need to call out his political affiliation (as well as make an assumption on hers).

I need people to understand masks aren’t political. Covid isn’t political. A virus is incapable of caring what side of the aisle you’re on - and a mask is a medical device to protect the health of the wearer (and others). This politicization of masks is mainly being driven by people who are angry about mandates at the height of the Covid pandemic - they consider the months they had to mask as the most egregious violation of their freedoms imaginable - and now they’re lashing out at those who remind them of that time in their lives. They don’t want to see masks (or disabled people) ever again.

Please keep pushing back. Speak out. Get loud. Let lawmakers know you won’t stand for bills that violate a person’s right to protect themselves and their health. The harassment will only get worse from here and we need to call out bad behaviour whenever it happens - and support each other through these difficult times.

https://www.wral.com/story/scared-to-put-on-my-mask-cancer-patient-says-she-was-intentionally-coughed-on-in-spat-over-mask/21478890/

b4ux1t3 ,
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@philip_cardella @broadwaybabyto pretty sure the best response to this is "if you're conservative, why are you trying to regulate what I wear?" and then walk away while he thinks that through.

Source: I've literally said this about various things to various right wing nut jobs whenever they say "so and so should be illegal". To a man (and it's always a man), they had nothing to say.

vampiress , to random
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It always amazes me when I meet someone around my age who genuinely, never used any social media.

HOW DID YOU AVOID IT? WHAT IS YOUR SECRET?

"I guess I just never made a Facebook account.”

What beautiful bliss this life must be.

b4ux1t3 ,
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@vampiress I can honestly say I don't know anyone my age (mid 30s) who has not at least previously had a social media account, and for most it's multiple accounts.

vampiress , to random
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Good Morning cats 'n kittens.

It's a public holiday here on the biggest landmass in Oceania.

Which means I'm working on Dungeons of Freeport, because I am a terminally creative person.

But I did let myself sleep in! See, ma, I do relax sometimes!

I will post more about my progress throughout the day.

But first: caffeine.

b4ux1t3 ,
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@vampiress terminally creative is a great way of putting it.

I get antsy if I can't make something for more than a day or so.

I actually like Mondays for that reason; I get to go to work and make shit (even if the shit I make is mundane), and it's relaxing compared to my weekends of...like, housecleaning.

b4ux1t3 , to random
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Just heard someone touting ChatGPT as a way of generating dungeons for . "They can come up with interesting ideas, but they never feel like there's a cohesive narrative thread."

It's. . .it's almost like they're random. If only there were a way to generate random dungeons in a way that didn't need gigawatts of power.

eyes all of the multitude of roll tables in every TTRPG book ever

Nope, better use ChatGPT.

SJohnRoss , (edited ) to random
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I now have a "Solo Journal RPGs" subfolder in my "Solo Gamebooks and Pick-a-Path" subfolder in my "The RPG Library" subfolder.

This to commemorate having made my very first purchase of a commercial solo journaling game.

Fingers crossed. Up 'til now I've only dabbled with some of the lil' freebies.

They were okay, but they didn't rate a FOLDER, if you catch my meaning.

So this is an expression of hope, in the ancient language of hope: the subdirectory.

b4ux1t3 ,
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@SJohnRoss god, I hope you like it. 😅 I hate the idea of being the reason you wasted money.

b4ux1t3 ,
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@SJohnRoss a lot of the indie ttrpg space needs some pointers on PDF production. So many indies just release the one PDF they output for printing as their digital copy.

In any case, glad to hear it was enjoyable to read!

vampiress , (edited ) to random
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Despite people often not realising or presuming I -am- Australian, that is a technical fact. Here is a list of the there most insanely Australian things about me. Guess which one is the lie?

  1. I once got charged by a wild wombat.
  2. I once drove a WW2 jeep around some random guy's property.
  3. I was once next to someone who got hit by a boomerang, blood going all over my face.
b4ux1t3 ,
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@vampiress I sense a trick question.

I thought being charged by a wombat while throwing a boomerang from a ww2 truck was the rite of passage to be allowed to stay in Australia at 13?

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    b4ux1t3 ,
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    @SJohnRoss putting together your normal post topics and this one: "high trust solo RPG" sounds to me like "real life".

    That game blows, the visuals are spectacular but the character creation is opaque and the stats feel made up.

    b4ux1t3 ,
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    @SJohnRoss if you want any recommendations for Journaling games, I've tried quite a few at this point. :D

    b4ux1t3 ,
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    @SJohnRoss that's more or less how it starts. I found it took a bit of time to get swept up in the world, a few runs of "Oh, that was it?"

    My short list I feel comfortable recommending:

    • Thousand Year Old Vampire
    • The Magus
    • Colostle
    • Apothecaria
    • Delve

    The first two are a little more writing prompt, a little less game.

    The third is a nice meld of game and writing.

    The last two can be either; they can be heavily mechanics-driven or more free form. Depends on your mood, really.

    b4ux1t3 ,
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    @SJohnRoss of them, I think delve might be your best bet; it feels like something you would like, given what I love seen of your posts.

    b4ux1t3 ,
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    @SJohnRoss nah, it's a "map drawing game" about building a Dwarven city.

    b4ux1t3 ,
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    @SJohnRoss I should clarify: it's more like "the map is the journal". It's a "Journaling" game where the artifact is a map and history rather than an actual journal. In the same way that the Magus is boiled down to a directed writing exercise, this is more of a "directed map-making exercise".

    The end maps always feel very... Natural and organic in a way that typical "random" city generators don't.

    It could also just be our tastes in rolo "rpgs" and just don't line up. Nothing wrong with that!

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    @SJohnRoss there is another from the maker of both delve and apothecaria called "umbra". It's a lot more like delve than like apothecaria.

    I have, unfortunately, not found a lot of speculative fiction, near-future, space opera or cyberpunk (which are generally my favorite settings) solo rpgs. :(

    It seems like they mostly lean heavily on the sort of comfortable fantasy settings that popular non-solo games tend to.

    I'll certainly try to remember to mention them to you if I find any!

    b4ux1t3 ,
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    @SJohnRoss when I found out apothecaria was made by the same person as delve, I was thoroughly confused. They feel so different that it feels wrong to have them under the same folder in my document manager.

    That...might not necessarily mean it'll match up with what you're looking for, but I would say confidently that they are worlds apart.

    b4ux1t3 ,
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    @SJohnRoss yeah, it's a little different from delve, but still very much in the same vein. Apothecaria? Not even on the same planet. Literally. Ha!

    b4ux1t3 ,
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    @SJohnRoss hahaha, it's mostly that a lot of your posts are "look at this map, and look, I have (at least) a detail for every single street", and that's actually sort of how I play delve.

    b4ux1t3 ,
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    @SJohnRoss that makes sense!

    It's kind of like how I'm a programmer, and if I were told "Hey, do this game where you manage the dependencies of this software stack", I'd be like "why would I do that when I can apply programming to an actually fun problem?"

    Taste is a weird thing, but especially so when you mix work with play!

    b4ux1t3 ,
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    @SJohnRoss what I'll never understand is how my wife stands playing "organization" video games when she spends half of the day cleaning things up after the kiddos.

    Tim_Eagon , to random
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    There's an early contender for my favorite staff member at my wife's new school thanks to a plate of homemade cranberry, chocolate chip cookies (and I don't even really like cranberries).

    b4ux1t3 ,
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    @Tim_Eagon Cranberries are only good when done right.

    Putting them in a chocolate chip cookie sounds like a pretty good way of doing it right :)

    Xenograg , to random
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    How Difficulty Class and the D20 engine ruined roleplaying

    https://mythlands-erce.blogspot.com/2023/10/how-difficulty-class-and-d20-engine.html

    b4ux1t3 ,
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    @Xenograg "Lazy GMing ruined roleplaying"

    Not that a GM has any obligation to not be lazy.

    vampiress , to random
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    Burnout Paradise remastered version on PS4/PS5 is currently going for a mere five Australian dollarydoos digitally if anyone doesn't have it and wants a good time crashing cars in slow motion.

    b4ux1t3 ,
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    @vampiress picked it up on the switch a few months ago.

    It's surprising how well it holds up!

    vampiress , to random
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    I am a helpful director. My actors get nothing but support from me. #IndieFilmmaking

    b4ux1t3 ,
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    @vampiress I... I am so disappointed.

    A Baal worshipper?! I thought they raised y'all better in the southern hemisphere.

    Everyone knows Asmodaeus is better for internet speeds.

    vampiress , to random
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    Jesus. Mighty Kingdom being 'rightsized'. What gross corp-speak.

    An official post from Mighty Kingdom, game dev studio based out of Adelaide here in Australia. It partly as follows: (1500 char limit for alt text sucks) Last week Mighty Kingdom advised its people of a strategic rightsizing to streamline our operations and prioritise core business to align with our vision for the future. This has resulted in a restructuring of roles and a 28% reduction in our workforce. This decision is made with heavy hearts and we never wanted to find ourselves in this position and we have exhausted all possible avenues to avert these changes.
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    • b4ux1t3 ,
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    @vampiress "we spent three months and untold manhours restructuring the company, instead of using those resources on our core business model. This is a good business decision that has literally never gone wrong for any company ever."

    :/

    hrefna , to random
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    Thunderstorm outside and my brain goes "I wonder if the thing about not showering during a thunderstorm is true and, if so, what's the actual injury rate from that?"

    I found a meteorologist who estimated it at 10-20 people through all fixtures per year… but they didn't have any hard data to back that up. Several other experts in various fields who all said it was possible and definitely happened… but outside of a few instances on ships I couldn't (at a glance) find any likely candidates.

    b4ux1t3 ,
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    @hrefna the way I see it is:

    Even if it's vanishingly unlikely, I can wait until the storm passes to take a shower.

    Doing that definitely won't kill me.

    That's about as superstitious as I get. It's one of those things that, since I can't prove the negative (that it's safe) with available data, why bother risking it?

    vampiress , to random
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    I am exploring submodules in git.

    Pray for me.

    b4ux1t3 ,
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    @vampiress had a conversation with a younger coworker the other day about git submodules.

    "But why not just use a package manager?"

    My response was "I agree, now go back in time to 1995 and invent a package manager for C that doesn't suck, and maybe by 2005 Linus won't feel the need to invent submodules."

    clarkvalentine , to random
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    Among many other things, the ugly messiness of electoral politics in the US was laid bare in the last couple of weeks

    b4ux1t3 ,
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    @clarkvalentine While I generally agree, there's a huge line between "not being generally supportive of protesters when it's politically disadvantageous" and "threatening to upend the entire democratic system".

    At least, god damn, I hope there is. . .

    Ailantd , to random
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    Artshare!

    #artshare #NoNFT #NoAI

    b4ux1t3 ,
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    @Ailantd I like my hashtag better: https://hachyderm.io/@b4ux1t3/112338791456572538

    But that won't stop me from sharing. :D

    #ArtShare

    vampiress , to random
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    I used to be really excited for what the next smart phone would offer. Or the next tablet. Or hell, the next smart watch.

    Not any more. And of course this happens when all technology (or gadgets) become old-hat.

    Thing is there IS new stuff that might be exciting. VR. MR. AR. They haven't hit their stride yet. I SHOULD feel excited to see what happens when they do.

    But I don't.

    Why/? I honestly think is the software. The monetisation. The -companies- themselves.

    The companies selling the new gadgets make me not care.

    No matter how fancy the tech, it won't stop it just straight-up boring me. Even when Apple or even Meta show off something new with a VR headset, I never do more than glance at it for a moment, before browsing away to a different article or video.

    Basically, what I'm saying is: capitalism killed my interest in gadgets and technology, almost entirely.

    I'm more excited by weird $40 open source bits of hardware, despite many using decades old tech.

    So that's what I think I'll focus on. The weird shit. The cool shit. The bizarre re-uses of 8-bit Z80 or 6502 processors. Of cheap e-Ink displays on 2010-vintage microcontrollers.

    Maybe I'll find some joy again there.

    b4ux1t3 ,
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    @vampiress From my perspective, AR has hit its stride, it's just useful and unobtrusive.

    Everytime you use a GPS, you're augmenting reality.

    QR codes, holding your phone up to a sign to translate it, (like it or not) catching Pokémon at the local park, previewing items you want to buy in your house, all things that AR does now and has done for a while.

    It's not flashy and not new, so it doesn't get any attention, but I'd say that "next gen" AR has some big shoes to fill.

    (I really like AR)

    vampiress , to random
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    What if we aren't actually alive, but just ghosts haunting meatsacks? 🧐

    b4ux1t3 ,
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    @vampiress this is a whole mood, one which I identify way too much with.

    dm_draco , to random
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    IYKYK

    #ttrpg

    b4ux1t3 ,
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    @Tim_Eagon @dm_draco want to know, don't know, sad. :(

    vampiress , to random
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    Me: "You know, I don't often use my printer but I'm glad I have it for moments like printing out character sheets to fill in."
    My HP Printer: "lol no, i'm broken now"

    Fuck I hate printers.

    Maybe it's time to bin mine and finally buy one of those 'perfectly fine' Brother printers I keep hearing about.

    b4ux1t3 ,
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    @vampiress Can confirm. Brother printers are perfectly fine.

    Mine has been through quite a few reams now, my only complaint is that the prints often seem kind of washed out, but it may just be the discount toner I buy.

    Just, uh, skip their desktop software. It's very. . .spammy.

    vampiress , to random
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    I feel a non-development blog post coming out. About my experiences living in both suburban and inner urban places - and why I passionately love the latter so much.

    Maybe something to write over coffee mid-morning.

    b4ux1t3 ,
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    @vampiress my problem with suburbia is that it's the worst of both worlds.

    You still have to get in a car to go anywhere (at least in the suburbs I've lived in), like the country, and it's still crowded and noisy, like a city.

    You don't get the benefit of closeness and convenience (and, ironically, community) you do in cities, and you don't get the peace, quiet and connection with nature you do in the country.

    Suburbia just sucks.

    vampiress , to random
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    Friends don't let friends communicate in English pre-coffee.

    b4ux1t3 ,
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    @vampiress even non-verbal communication is a bit much.

    And I swear to Zod, if slack dings....

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    b4ux1t3 ,
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    @SJohnRoss I would push back on this, because a map that isn't driven by a story is effectively random noise.

    Even on the scale of a planet, if you just place continents, mountains, etcwhere you please, they're not being informed by potential past geologic events.
    Ike I said, I would push back on this, but who gives a shit, making maps is fun. :)

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    I'm not distracted, I'm on a side quest.

    b4ux1t3 ,
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    @RickiTarr had a friend who always got lost when she was driving.

    "I'm not lost, I'm exploring!"

    Same mood. :)

    vampiress , to random
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    Years ago, on the Early Internet, can't be much past 2000, I remember finding a novel manuscript someone had put on their web site. This pre-dated buying eBooks online.

    Felt a bit like a Graham Greene story, an understated spy drama about someone whose time undercover as an arms dealer in Switzerland was ending, and he couldn't cope with losing the monied lifestyle his job had gotten him used to.

    Can't remember the writer’s name, or the book's name. But it stays in my head regardless.

    b4ux1t3 ,
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    @vampiress here's hoping for a bit of that famous Internet sleuthing to ne put to good use.

    b4ux1t3 , to random
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    I just gotta say this. Maybe it's the eclipse pre-maturely plucking on my mind waves (or... Some other astrological nonsense).

    I love the community on this platform. You're all a bunch of beautiful, weird-ass nerds, and I've never felt more at home, heard, and comfortable than on Mastodon.

    Keep the fediverse weird.

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