Waldowal

Waldowal , 14 hours ago to Asklemmy in What’s the worst piece of technology you’ve ever owned?

Went down the rabbit hole on this guy a bit. He went on to participate in the CyberNinjas audit of Arizona's ballots after the 2020 election. He claimed to have technology that could detect whether ballots had been folded in the mail, and claimed to detect bamboo in "fraudulent Chinese ballots".

He was such a kook, the other kooks rejected him.

Waldowal , 1 day ago to News in The Supreme Court rules that state officials can engage in a little corruption, as a treat

Now the politicians want tips?!

Waldowal , 2 days ago to Ask Lemmy in Seriously, where do I go?

Come to Georgia. It's close. We're a swing state now. We could use your vote.

Waldowal , 4 days ago to Microblog Memes in He do

I went on one of those hollywood tour of homes 1.5 years ago. We pulled up to this same house and the tour guide says Justin Bieber had just moved out after renting it for a while for $200k a month. So now you know that.

Waldowal , 5 days ago to News in A woman is accused of attempting to drown a 3-year-old child in possible hate crime incident

I think I know what you're getting at. This lady has been radicalized against Palestinians specifically - likely because of the war coverage she's getting on NewsMax and Fox recently. Blacks and Hispanics are also communities though. The timing is relevant, but hating a whole community of people because of the acts of a few is still what's happening here.

Waldowal , 5 days ago to Interesting Shares in Alternatives to major corporate monopoly software.

Alternatives to reddit don't include lemmy. That makes me sad.

Waldowal , 5 days ago to Ask Lemmy in How do you manage to do all the things you want to do?

I'm jealous. How did you afford that?

Waldowal , 6 days ago to Data Is Beautiful in Mapped: The Highest and Lowest Doctor Density Around the World

Doesn't this effectively kill the argument that the U.S. shouldn't implement socialized healthcare because it wouldn't pay doctors enough - so there wouldn't be enough doctors?

Waldowal , 6 days ago to News in Accused adulterer Trump who paid to keep Stormy Daniels affair secret professes ‘love’ for the Ten Commandments

He's marking them off as he goes.

Waldowal , 12 days ago to News in Up to ten people including children shot at public splash pad in Michigan

So the kids need a gun AND dust?

Waldowal , 13 days ago to News in Who Is Favored To Win The 2024 Presidential Election?

Y'all shut the fuck up and just vote for Biden damn it.

He's not Trump. Do your civic duty and keep the wannabe fascist dictator out of office. He's not Trump. That's all that matters.

Waldowal , 24 days ago (edited 24 days ago) to Ask Lemmy in What's been the craziest moment of your life?

Not the happy ending I was hoping for. Here's how you should have ended it:

"Turns out, the guy she was cheating on my with gets fired from the college for inappropriate relations with students. Afterwards, he gets a job at my dad's company as a corporate trainer - reporting to my dad! My dad knows who he is, but keeps it a secret for the next 8 years. All the while, he continuously passes the guy up for promotions, gives him the shitiest work to do, bad performance reviews every year, and generally makes his work life hell. It's a small town though, so there is literally no where else for him to go.

Meanwhile, at home, my ex and the cheater are having trouble conceiving. Since they can't afford the premium insurance at work, the fertility treatments they need are too expensive. They decide to keep trying instead of adopting, and eventuality the clock runs out. She's 40 and it's too dangerous to try and have kids at that point. They give up.

My dad finally decides to retire and the cheater thinks it's his big chance to finally get promoted. Instead, my dad recommends hiring me as his replacement. They follow his recommendation. Day one, cheater confronts me about how angry he is and I fire him on the spot for insubordination.

He's now out of work with no option. They can't afford to relocate. So, my ex has to get a job. She has no skills or experience so she decides to work the local gentlemens club. However, at 40+, she's not pulling in the tips, so she starts turning tricks for more money. To steer clear of the police, she starts bringing the Johns home for work. Cheater has to sit in the next room while he listens to her get plowed over and over by random dudes ever night. Every once in a while, he'll hear through the wall one of the Johns ask "How'd you end up doing this?". To which she replies, "My man just couldn't keep his fucking mouth shut at work.". It's not too long after, on a night where she's satisfying two dudes at once - one a local mechanic the cheater knew growing up, and the other the local youth pastor - that he decides to eat a bullet.

It's been 3 years since then. My ex is still working, though with her age, she's had to leave the local club locations and frequent the truck stops more. Every once in a while, I'll stop for gas and meet eyes with her as she exits a truck on the other side of the parking lot. She never waves. She just stares. Then, she gets into the next truck."

Edit: Epilogue: Those cops died of dick cancer.

Waldowal , 25 days ago to Movies in VENOM: THE LAST DANCE – Official Trailer (HD)

Looks on par with the previous movies. I predict some funny bits will make it watchable but otherwise it will be unremarkable.

Waldowal , 26 days ago to movies in Robert De Niro has award withdrawn after calling Donald Trump 'monster' outside trial

At least we can look forward to Trump making fun of Dustin Hoffman for being denied the award.

Waldowal , 27 days ago to Ask Lemmy in Any funny/interesting misheard lyrics in songs?

A more recent one I love is Selena Gomez - Good for You:
"I'm on a farting carrot. I'm farting carrot."

https://youtu.be/1TsVjvEkc4s

(First 2 lines of song)