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ElleGray , to random

beautifully poetic somehow

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@ElleGray
"Rent situation in Washington DC (Allegory)"

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    @ElleGray
    Divine retribution served cold

    ElleGray , to random

    starting an only fans that's just me making really great sandwiches while I tell you to get more sleep

    Monsieur_Lepetit ,
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    @ElleGray "suave spreads & naughty naps"

    ElleGray , to random

    just called ai "the mediocrity machine" in a meeting and a tech bro is twitching so hard he can't even plug this into the mediocrity machine so it can tell him how to respond

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    @ElleGray
    "To summarize, the subject of tech bros and their use of the mediocrity machine is a complex subject that can have mutliple interpretations"

    ElleGray , to random

    I need a very good (recent back injury), very comfortable, "desk chair" for writing. And I need to be able to sit cross-legged sometimes. Any ideas?

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    @ElleGray

    ElleGray , to random

    morale in hospitals is currently very low and this is one of the reasons

    Monsieur_Lepetit ,
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    @ElleGray "a wild endoscope appears!"

    ElleGray , to random

    I think the bears are doing this on purpose. It looks like fun. Drugs, mosh pit, bungee jumping, trampoline. A forest rave

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    @ElleGray
    ALT text: "Coachella 2024"

    ElleGray , to random

    If I was a university prof and a student's parent contacted me demanding that I change their grade I would get my mom to write back to them & tell them to leave me alone

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    @ElleGray

    ElleGray , to random

    I'm in an airport and every child is crying and they are correct

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    @ElleGray
    The untold prequel to "Children of the Corn".
    It all make sense now...

    ElleGray , to random

    First of all, this is clever and adorable. Secondly, if you spell out your name it writes a little story for you

    ("Dickensian Alphabet" by Tom Gauld)

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    @ElleGray
    I got "escaped convict" and "nefarious lawyer" in mine...
    Perfect!

    GottaLaff , to random
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    Of f’ing course

    Via Kyle Griffin:

    BREAKING:

    In two new letters to Congress, Samuel refuses to recuse himself from cases involving despite concerns about the two controversial flags being flown at his homes.

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    @GottaLaff yeah...but why two letters tho?
    This sounds like looney tunes tactics.
    Like:
    First letter: "I refuse to recuse myself!"
    2nd letter: "PS: suck it!"

    ElleGray , to random

    Omg any day now computers will be able to add

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    @ElleGray
    Pours Jack Daniels in a dim lit room
    "Enhance 2-24 to 1-76"

    loren , to random
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    the dance of the weevil

    #weevils #insects

    same weevil on my finger now with both front legs up above their head as if their are at another point in their little dance
    same weevil on my finger but their front left leg is now out to the left and right front leg is hidden behind their body again as if they are doing a little dance

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    @loren
    Clearly, it's sings Queen.
    If you straik your ears, you can just about ear it...
    There!
    "Weevil weevil rock you!"

    ElleGray , to random

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    @ElleGray
    War is Peace

    Freedom is Slavery

    Ignorance is Strength
    ...
    Let's add:
    "Youth is Weakness"

    ElleGray , to random

    am being informed that breakfast is late

    #caturday

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    @ElleGray that cat looks like Joe Pesci about to ask if he amuses you

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    will there be a restaurant at the end of the universe

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    @RikerGoogling Arby's I'm afraid

    ElleGray , to random

    horror writers, start your engines

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    @ElleGray
    That sign draws a thin red line between geography and causation

    ElleGray , to random

    this morning I was out-poetried by a sidewalk that had thoughts on pain, impermanence, resilience and beauty

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    @ElleGray
    "Boss, the roads won't hold no more!
    The cracks are spreading, and we ain't got no more tar!"
    "Patch em! Patch em with flowers. do it! NOW!"

    ElleGray , to random

    Scottish power

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    @ElleGray that is last area i'd feel comfortable keeping edged weapon in

    ElleGray , to random

    Saw this and immediately wondered if the sound a parent made stepping on it in the dark in ancient times is the same noise we'd make today

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    @ElleGray
    Has strong "our kid only plays with GENUINE rock toys, none of that CHEAP bronze homo sapiens stuff"

    ElleGray , to random

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    @ElleGray
    "Which one of these applies?"
    "YES"

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