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Ask not for whom the point is missed. It is missed for thee.

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I would pay a lot to be a prospective juror in Trump’s criminal trial so that all of my Trump posts could be read to him.

Jonah Bromwich Reporting from the courthouse As the lawyers discuss yet another prospective juror, who posted a meme about Trump captioned, "I don't think this is what they meant by 'Orange Is the New Black," Trump himself appears to be studying the meme on a printed-out sheet of paper. He does not look amused at all.
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    Breaking: In an accommodation for the former president, judge in New York criminal case allows Trump to bring a cot to court.

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    Trump sleeping during his criminal trial was a smart legal defense maneuver as he commits fewer felonies while sleeping.

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    Tesla Cybertruck deliveries reportedly halted until it is determined how occupants keep escaping.

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    I’ve finished reading the Wikipedia pages on both Iran and Israel and have some thoughts to share on Iran’s drone strike and the risks of a widening regional Middle East conflict.

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    In a sign that Iran’s retaliatory drone strike was not intended to escalate the conflict, Iran announced that the drones are Boeing-made and therefore were not expected to make it to the Israeli border before crashing.

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    Solar eclipse alt-text:

    MOON SUN
    MOONSUN
    MOONUN
    MOONN
    MOON
    SMOON
    SUMOON
    SUNMOON
    SUN MOON

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    skinner am I so out of touch meme. “Am I so bad at math?” “No, it’s the calculator that is wrong.”

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    An auditor has raised doubts about the ability of Donald Trump's publicly traded company to stay in business and the stock price fell 21% today and you’re laughing.

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    10/10 no notes

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    Sam Bankman-Fried unveils new prison cryptocurrency exchangeable into cigarettes.

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    Elon Musk offers to build the new Key Bridge entirely from the steel from incapacitated cybertrucks.

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    In an effort to appease the angry spirits after a run of bad news for the British Royal Family, King Charles announces he will throw a dart at a world map and whichever country is chosen the UK will return its looted national artifacts.

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    Local man whose father-in-law buried his ex-wife under his golf course would like to redevelop Gaza.
    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/mar/19/jared-kushner-gaza-waterfront-property-israel-negev

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    Breaking: Trump promises a blood bath if he loses and a blood bath if he wins.

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    If the US government really wants to shut down TikTok they should let Elon buy it.

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    If you are patient enough, you can build your very own Boeing airplane out of parts that fall from the sky.

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    Breaking: E. Jean Carroll expected to make another ATM withdrawal from Trump Bank. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/found-liable-attack-trump-claims-e-jean-carroll-made-false-accusations-rcna142637

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    Twitter is unlike a Tesla because in the case of an emergency you can leave Twitter.

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    Is it too early to place bets on who will run against Trump in 2028?

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    Breaking: The Supreme Court rules that former President Trump cannot be disqualified from the ballot because a majority of the Justices still intend to vote for him.

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    Area man who can’t set up PC laptop wants to implant a chip in your brain.

    Elon Musk @elonmusk. Just bought a new PC laptop and it won't let me use it unless I create a Microsoft account, which also means giving their Al access to my computer! This is messed up. There used to be an option to skip signing into or Aaron Slodov @aphysicist • You can get around it, hit shift + f10, type OOBE\BYPASSNRO, local acct magic Elon Musk @elonmusk • Doesn't work. That just reboots the computer and takes me back to the "Signup for Microsoft to continue" screen.
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    Choose your fighter

    Daily Mail US post: “Biden, 81, says the key to his marriage is ‘good sex’” with a photo of the Bidens kissing with other people smiling and clapping, which is how other people react when I kiss too.

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    Realized that Elon owns SpaceX and Neuralink just so he can say he’s both a rocket scientist AND a brain surgeon, lol, lmao, we’re doomed.

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    1. Trump names himself as his running mate.
    2. Once Trump is elected President, Congress disqualifies him from office under 14th Amendment.
    3. Vice President Trump becomes President.
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    Breaking: NFL announces that Sunday’s Super Bowl Pregame Show will culminate in Taylor Swift skydiving from her arriving Japan flight to land on the field and oversee the coin toss.

    On the complicated logistics of ejecting a passenger midflight, Boeing says: “We got this.”

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    Breaking: Tonight’s Iowa caucuses forecasted to be negatively impacted by white snowflakes.

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    Noting that “everyone can play their part when it comes to safety,” Boeing CEO asks passengers seated in the window seats of MAX planes to “push real hard” against door plug before takeoff and alert flight crew if it falls to tarmac.

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