MissingThePt

MissingThePt , 2 days ago to random

DID YOU KNOW? All Tesla computers are daisy-chained together and via Neuralink implant Elon is the hive mind leader, should anything happen to him all Teslas brick. Poor single point of failure design IMO.

MissingThePt , 3 days ago to random

I have left instructions that when I die my posts should be cremated with me.

MissingThePt , 4 days ago to random

Why does the Biden Department of Justice keep picking on people doing nothing more than breaking the law? https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/jun/20/oakland-mayor-sheng-thao-fbi-raid

MissingThePt , 5 days ago to random

RIP Donald Sutherland - the Lord took the wrong Donald today.

MissingThePt , 9 days ago to random

Happy Father’s Day to John Mastodon, thanks for fathering this site.

MissingThePt , 9 days ago to random

Taking a break from campaigning, Donald Trump plans to spend a quiet Father’s Day with his 34 felony counts.

MissingThePt , 10 days ago to random

In this tight U.S. presidential election, I wonder if Trump now regrets killing all of those supporters of his during the pandemic.

MissingThePt , 10 days ago to random

Every decision you have ever made, every setback endured and accomplishment achieved, every external force influencing the course of your path for the good or bad — the culmination of your entire life — has led you to reading this shitty post right now.

MissingThePt , 10 days ago to random

Biden’s not doing a great job as president, so maybe we should try someone who we know will be much, much worse.

MissingThePt , 11 days ago to random

Trump turns 78 today, which ironically is the same number as his outstanding felony counts.

MissingThePt , 15 days ago to random

Pictured: Tim Apple posing with all of the contracts his company signed to acquire the rights to the data used to train Apple Intelligence.

MissingThePt , 15 days ago to random

Turns out being a little bit fascist is like being a little bit pregnant.

MissingThePt , 16 days ago to random

Breaking: In honor of Pat Sajak retiring as host from “Wheel of Fortune,” the Linguistic Society of America releases new letter of the alphabet.

MissingThePt , 18 days ago to random

Analysis: We researched how many convicted felons had been elected President of the United States: the answer may surprise you.

It’s zero. The answer is zero.

MissingThePt , 23 days ago to random

If Hunter Biden is convicted of a felony I don’t think he should be elected president either. https://www.cnn.com/2024/06/02/politics/hunter-biden-trial-preview/index.html

MissingThePt , 25 days ago to random

MissingThePt , 25 days ago to random

Analysis: Trump’s anticipated probation term that he cannot associate with known criminals will require a massive shake-up of his campaign leadership.

MissingThePt , 26 days ago to random

Breaking: Trump wins New York’s 34 criminal charges in a landslide.

MissingThePt , 26 days ago to random

Breaking: Jury in Trump criminal trial asks judge if it can have read back to them all of the funny Trump memes presented during voir dire.

MissingThePt , 27 days ago to random

In honor of Morgan Spurlock, someone should do a documentary where for 30 days they only eat food that was cooked using AI recipes.

MissingThePt , 28 days ago to random

Breaking: Trump New York criminal trial begins closing ceremonies, following which the symbolic criminal torch will be lit and transferred to the host city of the next Trump criminal trial, Atlanta.

MissingThePt , 1 month ago to random

It’s Saturday, post some pictures of you sitting.

MissingThePt , 1 month ago to random

The trick to not being mislead by Google AI is to only ask questions that you know the answers to with 100% certainty.

MissingThePt , 1 month ago to random

I take it back, Google Search does still work.

MissingThePt , 1 month ago to random

ChatGPT is a menace, suggesting using glue to keep cheese on a pizza.

Everyone knows you should use staples.

MissingThePt , 1 month ago to random

Dear Google AI, if I wanted to read complete nonsense I’d just skim through my own posts.

MissingThePt , 1 month ago to random

Did you know? People now have enough microplastics that when they pass you can just put them in the recycling bin.

MissingThePt , 1 month ago to random

Breaking: Sam Altman receives the Scarlett Letter.

MissingThePt , 1 month ago to random

The Real Insurrectionist Wives of the Supreme Court

MissingThePt , 1 month ago to random

“What if it were like Google, only a little bit worse?”

— Google, every day since 1999

MissingThePt , 1 month ago to random

Smoke is now Canada’s leading U.S. export. https://www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2024/05/13/canadian-wildfire-smoke-minnesota-wisconsin/

MissingThePt , 1 month ago to random

Beautiful

MissingThePt , 1 month ago to random

Breaking: Brain Worm places third in latest 2028 Republican presidential poll.

MissingThePt , 1 month ago to random

Pouring one out for my homie.

MissingThePt , 1 month ago to random

Breaking: Kristi Noem offers to shoot RFK Jr. brain worm.

MissingThePt , 1 month ago to random

Local man who worked 8 pm CDT to 2 am CDT comes up with creative way to brag that he worked 6 hours in a row.

MissingThePt , 1 month ago to random

Breaking: Uvalde police concede that they would have entered the school if it had been to arrest the students.

MissingThePt , 1 month ago to random

Political Consultant: This puppy shooting story is tanking your reputation. You need to prove to people that you aren’t a wanton killer of dogs.

Kristi Noem:

MissingThePt , 1 month ago to random

Political Consultant: “Kristi, you’re a shoo-in to be picked to be Trump’s VP, the only thing stopping you at this point [laughing] is if you’ve taken a puppy out back and shot it or something.”

Kristi Noem:

Political Consultant:

Kristi Noem:

Political Consultant:

MissingThePt , 1 month ago to random

Breaking: South Dakota governor Kristi Noem takes her vice presidential aspiration to gravel pit and kills it.

MissingThePt , 2 months ago to random

Breaking: U.S. News & World Report adds “likelihood that the school will arrest you” criterion to its college rankings.

MissingThePt , 2 months ago to random

If I don’t watch Trump’s first criminal trial will I understand the sequels?

MissingThePt , 2 months ago to random

Who’s laughing at NASA now for buying the extended space probe warranty.
https://blogs.nasa.gov/voyager/2024/04/22/nasas-voyager-1-resumes-sending-engineering-updates-to-earth/

MissingThePt , 2 months ago to random

In fairness, why should Trump have to stay awake during his trial? He already knows what crimes he committed, he was there.

MissingThePt , 2 months ago to random

Breaking: In anticipation of Donald Trump’s criminal trial beginning Monday, defense counsel and the district attorney rehearse their opening arguments and Trump practices napping.

MissingThePt , 2 months ago to random

Do you think Mastodon should ban engagement farming? Repost if yes, like if no.

MissingThePt , 2 months ago to random

I would pay a lot to be a prospective juror in Trump’s criminal trial so that all of my Trump posts could be read to him.

MissingThePt , 2 months ago to random

Breaking: In an accommodation for the former president, judge in New York criminal case allows Trump to bring a cot to court.