Masamune

@Masamune@lemmy.world

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Masamune ,

Have you tried your local Swords 'R Us? I hear there's a July 4 blowout sale this week. Use promo code Pond50 for half of your pond!

Masamune ,

Shrimp.

A friend pointed out to me that shrimp are basically the cockroaches of the sea. They just float around and eat fish poop all day. So gross and I can't even.

Masamune ,

Every ride is a surprise, that's why we love* the MTA!

*hate

Masamune ,

Biden drew up this storm path on a map...WITH A SHARPIE

Masamune ,

Instructions unclear. Tried to do a 180 degree turn at 80 mph. Trip was much shorter than expected.

Masamune ,

At least it looks like he knows where claws should work...on the post and not the couch! 😂

Masamune ,

This must be accurate, because I read somewhere that the internet doesn't lie.

Masamune ,

For some reason I'm imagining this cranking out some good heavy metal riffs.

Masamune ,

Ah yes, I see the problem. They don't know where their bootstraps are!

Masamune ,

Just purchase the ad free premium plus platinum subscription for offline mode, only $12.99 per month!

Masamune ,

Upgrade to the ultra deluxe ad free premium plus platinum subscription for an additional $3.99 per month and you can unlock the remote wipe package too!

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