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JKirkpatrick

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Pacific Islander , Master Electrician, Surfer, Natural Comedian. Hawaii, USA. Snark and Sparks. It's what I do.Refugee from Twit-X

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After a catastrophic week for Republican candidate for vice president Kristi Noem, how will she get away from the press, now that they only talk about her weird anecdotes in her new book, which mentions how she shot her own dog and falsely claims she has met Kim Jong-un.

But leave it to Newsmax to jump to the rescue in such a perfect ultra-MAGA way, it deserves a prize.

JKirkpatrick ,
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@randahl A news channel for the QAnon crowd. Who else watches this garbage? I watched it once a few years ago. It was so outrageously stupid that I rolled my eyes till it hurt.

wdlindsy , (edited ) to random
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I had the unsettling but enlightening experience yesterday of interacting with someone who believes, all evidence to the contrary notwithstanding, that Trump was an outstanding president and is being maligned now. Emphasis on the word "believes."

This interaction taught me all over again how impossible it is to reason with Trump's fans who base their adulation not on reason but on raw belief.

Context: the person with whom I interacted is a man. He's over 90, retired military.

#Trump
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JKirkpatrick ,
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@wdlindsy We can't let the idiots win. I'm voting Blue down ballot.

randahl , to random
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Trump talks to the press, explaining he is not allowed to talk, which means he cannot testify in court.

Pardon my Danish — I am from Jutland, the farming region of Denmark, and I have seen stables with less horseshit than this.

Source: Fox News

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JKirkpatrick , (edited )
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@randahl Don't even let him speak or give him a platform to do so. I'm sick of his stupid orange face and that voice. I rather hang by my hair and be forced to listen to amplified fingernails on a chalkboard.

JKirkpatrick ,
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@randahl I agree. 100%

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The gloves come off: UK foreign minister Cameron says Ukraine can use British weapons inside Russia.

This is an important announcement, because the Storm Shadow missiles have a range of 550 km, bringing many Russian military targets within striking range, including targets in Moscow.

https://www.reuters.com/world/uk/britains-cameron-kyiv-promises-ukraine-aid-as-long-it-takes-2024-05-02/

JKirkpatrick ,
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@randahl "All's fair in Love and War, and this ain't love" My father used to say. He was a Nazi slaying WWII War Hero.

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If you have been wondering why Trump rarely takes questions, this is why:

One simple question, and his whole house of cards comes crashing down.

Source: https://youtu.be/EfGttCxb4Ks?si=mWhF719-n9rr1iTY

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Trump just admitted his intent to lead the insurrection

Confirming Cassidy Hutchenson’s testimony

Confirming secret service agent accounts

How is this man still the leading Republican presidential candidate?

Video of Trump saying yeah I did more crimes but also I slept with my daughter. Ok the second part wasn’t out loud but come on.

JKirkpatrick ,
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@flexghost Idiot accordion hands.

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#Trump says #police raid on university #protesters 'beautiful to watch'

Trump, at a rally in Waukesha, #Wisconsin, called for tougher action against campus protests & again suggested some of the protesters were paid actors. He called on college presidents to “remove the encampments immediately, vanquish the locals & take back our campuses for all of the normal students.”

#Protests #CollegeProtests #Israel #Gaza #Palestinians
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-heads-wisconsin-michigan-after-being-hit-with-gag-order-fine-2024-05-01/

JKirkpatrick ,
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@Nonilex tRump is stupid enough to make a false equivalence and bring the focus in on J6.

randahl , to random
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Benjamin Netanyahu says he will defy the entire democratic world's calls for a pause and attack Rafah, and his security minister calls for "total annihilation" of Gaza.

Is it really that surprising, The International Criminal Court is about to issue arrest warrants for these men?

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JKirkpatrick ,
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@randahl It's unacceptable. Rafah is too densely crowded with innocent people. There's nowhere for them to go but back north to ruins to escape bombing. A ground invasion would also be a disaster, terrorizing children. Madness.

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If the Birther Conspiracy theory irked you, The Central Park 5, The Miss America dressing room invasions, the Jean Carroll rape, the Epstein statements ,his mysterious 'suicide', The Access Hollywood tape The trump University Fraud settlement. Multiple Bankruptcies, Destroying irreplaceable Art Deco murals to build Trump Tower. Multiple accusations of sexual harrassment and assault, Posing with Bibles, Selling Bibles, NFTs, Grifting off of everything, J6 Fake Elector scheme. Stormy D 1 of 3

JKirkpatrick OP ,
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This is just off of the top of my head. I could go on... OK. Wanting to 'Date his daughter'. Sick. Cheating on all his wives. Having dinner with Nick Fuentes. Calling Neo-Nazis " Very fine People", Telling Proud Boys to 'Stand By', Petty Name calling. Find me 11, 850 votes, Quid pro quo/bribery attempt with Zelensky, Child migrant separation from parents. " Science doesn't know really" (on climate change) when visiting fire ravaged Paradise CA (Not Pleasure). Idiot. Sharpie hurricane. IDIOT

randahl , to random
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Man we live in crazy times…

Republican Bill Barr tells CNN, that when he was Attorney General, Trump would frequently inform him, he wanted specific US citizens killed, but according to Barr, it is not a problem, because the government did not carry out the order.

Imagine that: A president angrily suggesting to use the power of the state to assassinate people he does not like, and it all comes down to, whether the person he is talking to tries to calm him down… or not.

https://youtu.be/KqyjudAkFNQ?si=4mXvd9lR5qGN58tj

JKirkpatrick ,
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@randahl Barr is a trump apologist and ran cover for him while in office. He doesn't have the credibility to be platformed on any news program. Loathsome.

JKirkpatrick ,
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@randahl That's true for some who may be misinformed. But for me, Barr exposed himself long ago with the Muller investigation.

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Trump’s reality (picture 1): “TRUTH SOCIAL IS THE REAL VOICE OF AMERICA!!!”

Reality: Truth Social is one of the smallest social media platforms in the US, with around 1 million montly users. This is quite a low number compared to Facebook with 194 million monthly US users.

I am convinced Trump is hurting his campaign by using a medium which mostly only appeals to his base.

Source Truth Social active users:
https://www.axios.com/2024/03/27/truth-social-stock-facebook-twitter-ipo#

Source for Facebook active users:
https://www.statista.com/statistics/268136/top-15-countries-based-on-number-of-facebook-users/

JKirkpatrick ,
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@randahl Trump and Truth together is an oxymoron.

randahl , to random
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Stephen Colbert’s takedown of Trump’s potential running mate Kristi Noem is pure comedy gold.

https://youtu.be/M2mnIB5_Crw?si=aYGrP0AQCA6T8dhr

JKirkpatrick ,
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@randahl Colbert is a comic genius. Even though he has joke writers his delivery and timing is perfect.

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randahl , to random
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A MAGA life story in 4 posts.

(These are actual posts I encountered on Truth Social from a user account which looks legit)

JKirkpatrick ,
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@randahl There's one thing dumber than this. Posting it.

wdlindsy , (edited ) to random
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“'I am in shock that a lawyer stood in the U.S. Supreme Court and said that a president could assassinate his political opponent and it would be immune as ‘an official act,' lawyer Marc Elias, whose firm defends democratic election laws, wrote today on social media. He added: 'I am in despair that several Justices seemed to think this answer made perfect sense.'”

~ Heather Cox Richardson


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https://heathercoxrichardson.substack.com/p/april-25-2024

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randahl , to random
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Another day, another 950 Russian soldiers eliminated.

And this weekend, Russia is expected to lose its 14,000th armoured fighting vehicle.

JKirkpatrick ,
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@randahl It's hard to imagine the amount of Propaganda/brainwashing that Putin has to pull off to keep Russian Citizens feeding this war machine.

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The only US House member who was born in Ukraine, republican Victoria Spartz of Indiana, voted against the Ukraine aid bill.

A politician being seen as a traitor, can happen.

But being seen as a traitor in two countries is impressive, I must say.

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@randahl Spartz was fighting for Ukraine aid when the war first broke out. Now she complains that there wasn't a supplemental for border security and opposes 16B$ that the President can allocate as he sees fit. It doesn't make sense. She's an immigrant. Weird

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I have a feeling, Marjorie Taylor Greene's reelection campaign will find itself challenged this year.

Going viral on social media right now: Moscow Marge — the Kremlin action woman.

JKirkpatrick ,
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@randahl
Dude, The ears. 🤣

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Poor Brian.

JKirkpatrick ,
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@lowqualityfacts Maybe a subconscious thing because it's shorter.
I'll see myself out.

randahl , to random
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SMS sent by Ukrainian soldiers on the frontline to Ukrainian diplomat Olexander Scherba after the House agreed on the US aid to Ukraine yesterday:

"The whole unit was watching. After the vote, one could hear all over the trench: YESSS!"

Hope has returned! ♥️

JKirkpatrick ,
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@randahl This is such a relief. And what a morale booster for Ukrainian Forces!
The Far Right Republicans are on their back foot now and will lose influence because of their myopic positions. tRump's poison pills are working. Backfiring that is.

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AFP- postpones first rally since his trial began, due to bad weather

JKirkpatrick ,
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@GottaLaff The pitfalls of Adderall deprivation.

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Noting that the Ukraine aid package passed in the US House today, Alexander Vindman writes,

"Americans on both sides of the aisle should view the package as a sign of Washington’s support for our allies abroad. Resuming delivery of material and equipment to Ukraine should translate into job growth in the United States, positive developments in Eastern Ukraine, and an expanding partnership between Washington and Kyiv."

A Trump defeat and Biden victory.

https://alexandervindman.substack.com/p/the-package-passes

JKirkpatrick ,
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@wdlindsy That last part.
It's looking more and more like trump will lose in embarrassing fashion in Nov.

randahl , (edited ) to random
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Yes! 🙌🏼

The Ukraine aid bill has been adopted by the House.
Votes were 310 to 112.

Trump and Putin lost.

Freedom won.

Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦♥️🇺🇦

JKirkpatrick ,
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@randahl MAGA Mike got multiple visits from Top Republicans schooling him on foreign policy and breaking down the implications of continuing to hold up aid to Ukraine. We shouldn't have 'On the Job' training for one of the most Powerful positions on the Hill.

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Three wins just now:

— The House has advanced the Ukraine aid package with votes 165 (D) to 151 (R).

— Marjorie Taylor Greene has left the House in anger.

— Final vote tomorrow.

We are getting there!

JKirkpatrick ,
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@randahl Green has gone from being a domestic terrorist to wanna-be international terrorist and Putin Puppet. Irk factor 10.

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Could someone tell me how the author of such gems as “Gazpacho Police” and “Jewish Space Lasers” is also the author of this bit which amends the Ukraine aid package:

“No funding shall be made available to Ukraine unless restrictions on ethnic minorities’, including Hungarians in Transcarpathia, right to use their native languages in schools are lifted.”

Bitch, find Transcarpathia on a map

MTG is a Russian asset. And what do we do with traitors again?

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JKirkpatrick ,
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@flexghost She's the stupidest puppet ever. A wooden headed Ventriloquist Dummy with Putin's hand up her ass.

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A man set himself on fire on Friday afternoon near the Lower Manhattan where continued in the of .

The man doused himself w/a liquid around 1:35PM ET in Collect Pond Park, across the street from the courthouse. Onlookers screamed as bright orange flames engulfed the man. It was unclear what motivated his action.


https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/19/nyregion/man-on-fire-trump.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare&sgrp=c-cb

JKirkpatrick ,
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@Nonilex Poor deluded bastard. I wouldn't want to be alive in that much pain.

randahl , to random
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Trump thinks, the US does not need to support the fight against Russia, because “We have an Ocean between us as separation!”

I wonder why that place, which Japan attacked in 1941, was called Pearl Harbor. 🌊

JKirkpatrick ,
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@randahl I guess trump has never heard of Nuclear Submarines, Oh wait, Didn't he discuss Nuclear Subs with an Aussie?

GottaLaff , to random
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NEW 🧵STARTS HERE
I CANNOT READ REPLIES. "NFL" (NotForLaffy) appreciated

1/...McBrien:

At 2:35 p.m. we have audio again, but still no video, and we hear Merchan say "Thank you, please be seated."

Merchan welcomes the jurors and starts by apologizing for how chilly it is in the courtroom.

Video is back on, and both sides are seated in the same seats as this morning

Merchan proceeds to read the boilerplate instructions for voir dire. Reminder: 30 mins per side

JKirkpatrick ,
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@GottaLaff Dismissed

JKirkpatrick ,
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@GottaLaff Well, Also, tRump can't claim he needs a restroom break as everyone knows he does it in his pants.

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I still hear people arguing that prosecuting a former president sets a “dangerous precedent.”

The truly dangerous precedent would be to establish that presidents are above the law.

JKirkpatrick ,
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@rbreich The precedent of all time was set when the biggest, inept buffoon to ever run was awarded the Presidency

randahl , to random
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Republican lies:

Picture 1: Republican Senator J. D. Vance tells CNN, the US cannot help Ukraine, because the US is “stretched too thin” and Ukraine is demanding “thousands” of Patriot systems per year.

Picture 2: In reality, Zelenskyy has said, just 25 Patriot systems would be enough to keep Ukraine safe — some of which they already have.

Source 1: https://youtu.be/c04I6oIk7xY?si=FaEBGIIaN0ASkMbp

Source 2: https://kyivindependent.com/zelensky-ukraine-needs-25-patriot-air-defense-systems-to-be-completely-covered/

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JKirkpatrick ,
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@randahl There should be a rule in the MSM that if you're ignorant on Foreign Policy you don't get a platform.

randahl , to random
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Mike Johnson is travelling to Mar-a-Lago today, to ask Trump how Mike Johnson should do his own job.

It is embarrassing, but it is a key element in the Republican doctrine called “The Art of the Kneel”.

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randahl , to random
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When asked if she would join Trump on the campaign trail, Melania Trump said, "Stay tuned."
That reply likely had a lot to do with the trial starting Monday, which will fill the media with colorful details about Trump's sexual encounter with a porn star.

Melania does not want to meet the press, when the obvious question of the day is, "How do you feel about your husband having sex with a porn star, and now facing jail time for trying to cover it up disguising his payments to her as legal fees?

JKirkpatrick ,
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@randahl Melania probably feels better about The Donald having sex with a Porn Star then having to do it herself.

JKirkpatrick ,
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@randahl Thanks, Sorry, I couldn't help myself. The relationship is a farce and it would be a logical way out for her. And strong leverage in a divorce settlement. 😂

randahl , to random
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Three times this week, Trump has filed a motion to delay or dismiss his first criminal trial, which starts Monday.

For a guy who [quote] "did nothing wrong", he sure is scared to go to court.

JKirkpatrick ,
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@randahl trump has done everything wrong and knows he'll not only lose this case, but it'll damage his campaign with evangelicals.

randahl , to random
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@CoolBerth Welcome to Mastodon Berth.

It would be really helpful if you added a short description to your profile. Just a few sentences stating which country you are from, perhaps what you work with, or what your interests are.

JKirkpatrick ,
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@randahl @CoolBerth I just changed my profile , a little. Don't want to give away too much.

randahl , to random
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I kid you not — this is an actual post from an actual member of the US Congress telling her 1 million followers that solar eclipses are a sign from God.

I repeat: The solar eclipses which astronomers can calculate right down to the minute, years in advance, are not naturally occurring phenomena… but a sign from God.

Astronomers' predictions of eclipses began in China as early as the 4th century BCE, but in 2024 Marjorie Taylor Greene still thinks someone stole the moon to make us repent.

Wow.

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GottaLaff , to random
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👀”The US is on high alert and actively preparing for a “significant” attack within the next week by #Iran in response to Monday’s Israeli strike in Damascus that killed top Iranian commanders, a senior administration official tells CNN.”

https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/05/politics/us-israel-iran-retaliation-strike?cid=ios_app

JKirkpatrick ,
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@GottaLaff It seems that Israel has let the Genie out of the Bottle with this direct, high target, attack on the Syrian Consulate. It will disrupt arms flowing to Hezbollah temporally but will trigger an escalation/ response from Iran. Hardly seems worth it for Israel.

randahl , to random
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If Truth Social was loosing cash so rapidly, how could Trump keep it afloat up until the recent IPO? According to the Guardian, by borrowing millions from a Russian shell company controlled by Postolnikov — a guy whose name is listed on FBI search warrants in an ongoing money laundering investigation.

If all of this is true, the movie about the takedown Comrade Trump appears to write itself.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/apr/03/trump-media-es-family-trust-2022-loans

JKirkpatrick ,
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@randahl What leaks out is just the trickle of the thawing of the iceberg.
I'll be glad when this year is over so we can get to the other prosecutions of this high stakes criminal.

randahl , to random
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The US now has a presidential candidate, who had to be told by a judge yesterday, not to threaten the family members of court staff.

Let me repeat that: An influential person threatens family members of court staff to intimidate the legal system, and half the US still has this sick person as their preferred candidate for president.

JKirkpatrick ,
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@randahl MAGA accounts for 33.6% of the Republican Party , If you can still call it that. And about 15% of the Adult population.
It always makes me think of this scene from Blazing Saddles.

randahl , to random
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So Trump is now sharing photos of the daughter of New York Supreme Court Justice Juan Merchan (Merchan oversees the Stormy Daniels trial).

What does this dangerous man have to do, for the US justice system to simply show him the same consequences, anyone else would face?

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/trump-another-attack-judge-merchan-daughter-1234997020/

JKirkpatrick ,
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@randahl Isn't it past his jail time?
Jimmy Kimmel was right.

randahl , to random
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While on trial, defendant Donald Trump encourages his following to kidnap the president of the United States.

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JKirkpatrick ,
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@randahl He acts like an Elementary School Bully. He needs a check.

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"The man facing a criminal trial in New York next month for paying hush money to a porn star after having an affair with her just six months after his wife Melania gave birth to their only child, told us: 'All Americans need a Bible in their home and I have many, it’s my favorite book.'”

~ Dean Obeidallah


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https://deanobeidallah.substack.com/p/trump-selling-bibles-proves-again

JKirkpatrick ,
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@wdlindsy
Impeccable timing

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JKirkpatrick ,
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@GottaLaff I heard this idiot's speech on the Ellipse. Disbarment should be the very least thing that happens to this Traitor.

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’s Truth Social is now a public company. Experts warn its multibillion-dollar valuation defies logic

“Despite the late-day slide, Wall Street is still assigning Trump Media an eye-popping valuation of nearly $11 billion — a price tag that experts warn is untethered to reality.”
https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/26/markets/trump-media-stock-truth-social?cid=ios_app

JKirkpatrick ,
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@GottaLaff 5 million active users. Somebody is bad at math.

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