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HumToTable

@HumToTable@sfba.social

Old bat residing in Humboldt County, California with The Big Guy, The Old Pug, The Retriever and assorted resident wildlife. Into animals, plants and nature stuff, and all in for your pet pictures. Farmer's Market Superfan and hardcore eater. Enjoyer of absurd humor. Late diagnosed ADHD GenXer. Also very nosey.

"A burden shared is half the trouble.
And joy that's shared is joy made double."

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I love how the Bumblebees totally motorboat it into the poppies. 😆


loren , to random
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any wood can be for dogs if its on the ground

HumToTable ,
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@loren "I'm a Golden Retriever, and I approve this message."

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Trump's sentencing has been set for July 11, just four days before the Republican National Convention.

In 2020, Trump did the unprecedented and gave his convention speech from the White House. Will he give his 2024 speech from jail?

HumToTable ,
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@rbreich Don't threaten me with a good time.

loren , to random
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islands in the scream

HumToTable ,
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@loren That is what we are.

futurebird , (edited ) to random
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Trump has said FOUR times that he will withhold federal funding from schools that require vaccines. Not just COVID. ALL.

This is most schools. This is hitting me where I work. This will lead to children dead from measles. It's obvious, inevitable.

Someone on here said they just couldn't bear to vote for Biden to keep Trump from office since at least under Trump there were better masking rules.

I hope that person sees this.

Worse is worse.

edit: because I don't know measles from smallpox

HumToTable ,
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@futurebird My next door neighbor recently died from secondary chronic health issues she had from getting polio as a child. This is not some political dog whistle you use to get votes ffs. It's people's lives.

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FYI

Via Scottifa 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸
@scottfromnyc79
@SatireAP
IS my inspiration but it was me!

HumToTable ,
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@GottaLaff Gaetz always looks like an off-brand Osmond.

loren , to random
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Lmao I just realized how funny it is that I started watching the american version of ghosts last night and then today found out that the next house we’re working on is “haunted” according to my coworker. And like it really was pretty haunted. There’s a lot going on in there lmao. It’s a real “don’t ask what happened here” kind of vibe.

HumToTable ,
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@loren I would now like to ask what happened here.

loren , to random
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i just love weird pelagic birds

HumToTable ,
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@loren Same.

loren , to random
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Well that skinks!

HumToTable ,
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@loren Newt on my watch!

loren , to random
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kinglet! in my tree

HumToTable ,
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@loren Because they're so darn loveable.

loren , to random
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for whom the quail tolls,
it tolls for thee

HumToTable ,
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@loren No. I'm not quailified.

loren , to random
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please remain clam

HumToTable ,
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@loren The clambulance is on its way.

Adam_Cadmon1 , to random
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Also, Alan Tudyk is a joy. Always glad to see him on screen

HumToTable ,
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@Adam_Cadmon1 Are you watching his new show?

ai6yr , to random
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Hmm, know anyone handy with Photoshop?

HumToTable ,
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@ai6yr By this standard, AP is going to have to remove every single photo of Mariah Carey.

GottaLaff , to random
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But will he donate to Trump’s legal fund? 🤔

Via The Hill:

“ says he won't spend on presidential race after reports of Trump meeting

Billionaire tech and media mogul Elon Musk said he will not be giving money to either President or this year as the two prepare to face off in the fall. "Just to be super clear, I am not donating money to either candidate for US President“

HumToTable ,
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@GottaLaff He could at least put him on a rocket and send him into space permanently. Tell him he can build a golf course on Mars.

GottaLaff , to random
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💸, Seeking Donors, Meets With Elon

It’s not clear whether Musk will spend any of his billions on the former president’s behalf. If he does, he could erase Trump’s financial disadvantage in the 2024 race.

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/05/us/politics/trump-elon-musk.html?unlocked_article_code=1.ak0.Qr_y.m4W9_Ld3xhK4&smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

HumToTable ,
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@GottaLaff Where's a well placed meteor when you need one.

GottaLaff , to random
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Department of Education to investigate Nex Benedict's school district for discrimination

https://abcnews.go.com/US/department-education-investigate-nex-benedicts-school-district-discrimination/story?cid=social_twitter_abcn&id=107732851

HumToTable ,
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@GottaLaff Good!

futurebird , to random
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I aspire to someday know enough about carpenter ants to make a video half as good as this one is about spiders (brown recluse, Loxosceles reclusa)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGtSDqoM5As

HumToTable ,
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@futurebird Where has this guy been all my life. Hey @iBlame have you seen these videos?

GottaLaff , to random
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He makes a good point.

Mitt Romney: “I will not be voting for former President Trump. I must admit that I find sexual assault to be a line I will not cross in the people I select to be my president.”

HumToTable ,
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@GottaLaff It is important that he said this. Republican voters need to know they're not stuck with the fascists. I know a lot of Republican folks who are fed up with Trump. True, Romney's no prize (lest we forget the dog on the roof of the car), but at least he has some moral compass.

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