ElleGray

ElleGray , 3 months ago to random

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ElleGray OP , 3 months ago

@arratoon 😄 I miss that show

ElleGray , 3 months ago to random

if you're going to name your company boeing the planes should at least bounce when they crash

ElleGray OP , 3 months ago

@JackEric 😄 i would do this. I would

ElleGray , 3 months ago to random

kate middleton and I are currently driving to the grand canyon in a convertible. brad pitt has just stolen all our money

ElleGray OP , 3 months ago

@WagesOf lol. Yes

ElleGray , 3 months ago (edited 3 months ago) to random

was just forced to use a glitching self-checkout machine that had the audacity to yell out TELL US HOW WE DID!!! at the end well I did great you metallic moron thanks for nothing there should be a pad on these things where you can punch them

ElleGray OP , 3 months ago

@amiserabilist correct.

ElleGray , 3 months ago to random

cocaine bears sounds a lot of fun and it's inspiring some hilarious concepts (lsd spider, cialis snake), but how about a feel-good one where a bunch of squirrels are prescribed adderall and can focus enough to get into university and eventually work for nasa

ElleGray OP , 3 months ago

@gnate why would we need a random movie generator for ideas when we have brains, though

ElleGray OP , 3 months ago

@Steve98052 😄 i hope it's a horror. Or a rom-com

ElleGray , 3 months ago to random

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ElleGray OP , 3 months ago

@not2b yes, i know. This was a joke. Did you think I was really marshalling visigoths to attack?

ElleGray , 3 months ago to random

As of right this second I need to start a band with two other people so we can use this as the greatest album cover ever

ElleGray OP , 3 months ago

@BigD ohh that's good

ElleGray OP , 3 months ago

@michael how do you know i'm a people

LoganFive , 3 months ago to random

This apocalypse could have been an email.

ElleGray , 3 months ago

@LoganFive @StefanThinks nope lol. I deal mainly with emails and the abyss

ElleGray , 3 months ago to random

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ElleGray OP , 3 months ago

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ElleGray OP , 3 months ago

@sanityinc lol that's good

ElleGray , 3 months ago to random

I'm going to be strident and histrionic on this International Women's Day and say that I love everything about the movie and the book "Children of Men" except that the one group of people actually, actively, saving humanity is the only one not mentioned in the title

ElleGray OP , 3 months ago

@SteveJB @paul i think the root of the word might be the same as "uterus". (Don't quote me on that).

I know, for example, when MS was encountered early on, women sometimes presented with sudden blindness. This was called "histrionic or hysterical" blindness by doctors who didn't know more.

ElleGray OP , 3 months ago

@sollat @SteveJB @paul

https://www.etymonline.com/word/hysteria

girlonthenet , 3 months ago to random

Because it's #InternationalWomensDay, every woman is allowed to propose one (1) new law. It must be a silly, low-stakes one which has little impact on society other than to solve one of your pet peeves.

Mine is: 'make it illegal to illustrate articles about female pleasure with photos of someone fingering a piece of fruit.'

WOMEN: what's yours?

ElleGray , 3 months ago

@girlonthenet
If people are telling you their phone number they can't say "oh" for zero. It's not two, five, oh. It's two, five, zero. I don't know why I'm like this. I'm sorry.