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Copythis ,

The spices at the grocery store I've been going to for the past 25 years has had the spices alphabetized this entire time.

Edit, I misread the question but I'm not fixing my response

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  • Copythis ,

    I grew up as the "IT guy" in small town America.

    This guy, and the people here (not you) sound like a lot of people I know. I'd look for a different job and grow your passion somewhere else. It isn't worth it. You won't change them, and they're just going to make you feel like you're wrong, even though you're right. It's like the movie Idiocracy.

    Copythis ,

    Man, don't get me started on copiers....

    Copythis ,

    Secondhand lions, the pursuit of happiness, and the good neighbor (2016)

    Copythis ,

    I think I'm on my way to happiness.

    I finally left my abusive wife this week. It was really scary, and she keeps sending me threats (to take me for child support and ruin my life) but I was able to get ahold if a crisis center for abused people, thankfully they have support for men. The crisis center is going to help me tackle all the debt she's put me in and get me into an apartment that will have room for me and my kids!

    Yesterday for the first time in 14 years, I was completely free. I just drove around town. I went and got an ice cream cone, and I got a Mexican Pizza from taco bell, and nobody insulted me, put me down, or made me feel worthless. I got a glimpse of me and I really miss that guy. I used to have the nick name smiley because I always walked around with a shit eating grin on my face because I love life and I love my job, but she's worn away at me lately.

    I might be homeless technically, but I have a safe space until I can get on my feet. I get my kids tonight, we're going to have a pizza party and play Mario Kart together. I think everything is going to be fine soon...

    Copythis ,

    I'm doing it!

    The crysis center already has an apartment for me. They're going to pay first months rent and deposit, I can even have my cats with me!

    Since I left my wife, I've been saving sooooo much money. I know how to cook on a budget, the kids aren't picky, and I'm not wasting my money on door dash!

    It's gonna be a tough journey, but I can do this!

    Copythis ,

    I know you're a stranger, but I get the keys to the apartment in about an hour!!!

    I want to tell everyone, but I have nobody to tell. I'm FINALLY going to have a home to go home to.

    Copythis ,

    Kinda unrelated, but I found underwear at Walmart that has a holder for your cock n balls.

    Absolute game changer.

    Copythis ,

    No, I mean is has a pocket specifically for your junk. Like, it keeps your balls from sticking to your legs

    Copythis ,

    I got one of these at Disneyland.

    Absolute 10/10

    Copythis ,

    We snuck our cat into our apartment skirting the lease. About 4 years in, they noticed our cat. We were given the ultimatum, pay $500 by the end of the week, or get rid of him by the end of the week. I was absolutely devistated, but we had no choice but to rehome him. We found a nice family across town to take him in. They would send us updates for about a week until he ran away.

    About 6 or 7 months later, I'm watching TV with my wife at midnight, and I hear frantic meowing at the door. It was him!

    The management company was in such disbelief, they waived the fee for us and he lived to be 12 years old. He passed away in my arms about 2 years ago. I'll never forget him.

    Copythis ,

    If I'm not mistaken, the FGM they're referring to is cutting off their clitoris.

    To compare to circumcision would mean just trimming the clitoral hood exposing the clitoris, not cutting it off.

    I'm circumcised, they didn't cut the entire tip off, I can still use the lil guy. Also, like the other dude said, women tend to be relieved to find out you're circumcised.

    I see where you're coming from, but I just don't think comparing the two is very equal.

    Copythis ,

    Hey, I like my weiner!

    I do wish I had that cheese pocket though...

    Copythis ,

    I imagine being in tact would feel better because it'd be protected like it's supposed to. I haven't had any issues with the underwear, but I did recently find underwear down at the Walmart that has a separate compartment specifically for your junk. It's an absolute game changer. No more awkward ball pulling!

    I was just messing with you, I am bored!

    Copythis ,

    I remember when the Xbox 360 came out, I was in high school.

    The army brought a Ford Excursion that looked fresh off the Pimp my Ride show, with a huge flat screen that flipped down out of the back, 4 huge subs, and the current football game playing.

    You could only play the Xbox if you signed up.

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  • Copythis ,

    I saw a video Jamie Hyneman made where he went to a comicon event (I think) and he just simply walked right through. He didn't stop, but he was friendly and said hi to everyone he came across.

    Despite being so famous, he never created a crowd, and he just kept on walking and saying hi.

    I've applied this to the chatty Kathy's at my work and it works every time. Just a quick "hey there!" without stopping. It never fails. Every once in a while I'll stop so I don't look like a jerk, but it works!

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