GottaLaff , 1 month ago to random

#TrumpTrial 🧵starts HERE. #Trump #legal
PLEASE NOTE: I likely can’t reply while live-posting. Adding NFL (Not For Laffy) helps! Thx.

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Via Andrew Weissmann:

Court about to begin. The defense table, from left to right: Blanche, the defendant (ie Trump), Bove, and Necheles (notably farthest from Trump). Gaggle of photographers shoot Trump, inches from his face: he maintains an implacable and dour expression. ADA Josh Steinglass and his team now enter: Steinglass is very much the lead here.

GottaLaff , 4 months ago to random

😂 Stormy, Cohen, McDougal…
AND the Access Hollywood tape. Desperate much? Good luck with that #FlopsweatMcBoneSpurs.

“The motion attacks witnesses’ cred at length, casting Cohen as a “liar” & suggesting Daniels would offer “false” and “salacious” testimony.

Trump’s lawyers also took aim at how prosecutors have described the hush money payments as a “catch-&-kill” scheme to quash negative info about Trump in advance of the 2016 presidential election” #legal

https://trib.al/WTVuKwt

GottaLaff , 4 months ago to random

It's like #FlopsweatMcBoneSpurs has a fascist checklist.
"Gaslighting: ✔️
Authoritarianism: ✔️
Political dissident: ✔️"

Via Ruth Ben-Ghiat:

Going strong since Mussolini: the tyrant as victim. Now Trump is a dissident persecuted by the "Biden regime."

#Trump: I stand before you today not only as your past and hopefully future president. But as a proud political dissident, I am a dissident.

GottaLaff , 4 months ago to random

✔️

Via the White House on the hellsite:

To Recap:

Speaker Johnson said he wouldn’t pass a national security bill without a border deal.

President #Biden and a bipartisan group of Senators negotiated a border deal.

Speaker Johnson rejected the border deal.

The Senate passed a national security bill without a border deal.

Speaker Johnson says he won’t bring the national security bill for a vote because it doesn’t include a border deal.

Make it make sense!

GottaLaff , 4 months ago to random

😂 He got eleventy billion dollars from SaudiDoody. Who needs #FlopsweatMcBoneSpurs?

"Jared #Kushner ruled out joining a potential 2nd #Trump admin... saying he's committed to his work with his investment firm, Affinity Partners."

But wait! 🤔

"Kushner seemed to leave the door open slightly by noting that "nothing in my life has gone according to the plans I've set"

but affirmed when pressed by Primack that if Trump called with a job offer he would say no" https://www.axios.com/2024/02/13/jared-kushner-trump-white-house-2024

GottaLaff , 4 months ago to random

As opposed to #FlopsweatMcBoneSpurs …

“Justice Dept. to soon issue #Biden classified-#documents special counsel report
The report is critical of how Biden, aides handled classified documents after his vice presidency but says those actions don’t amount to crimes”
https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2024/02/06/biden-classified-documents-probe/

GottaLaff , 4 months ago to random

#CitizenTrump

#DefendantTrump

#PRESIDENTBiden

GottaLaff , 4 months ago to random

🤣Via Aaron Rupar:

#NikkiHaley: "The Repub incumbent, Donald #Trump, did not get 43% of the vote in New Hampshire. That's a prob. He's not winning any additional people. He's not winning independents, he's not winning suburban women... he's not talking about anything but himself

Trump spent $50m of his campaign $ against him. Think about that. That's why he's not on TV in S Carolina. That's why he's not doing rallies is bc he's using all the money to pay for his legal fees. That's the story."