DemocracyMattersALot , to random
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LOL. CARMAX won’t buy dude’s CyberTurd.

https://youtu.be/JsU0vNHXun0?feature=shared

alice , to random
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One last thing before bed: The WankTank™ is being recalled...again.

https://mashable.com/article/tesla-cybertruck-wiper-recall

#Tesla #CyberTruck #WankTank #Recall

DemocracyMattersALot , to random
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LOL. Can we just agree to call it The Shitmobile? Or, CyberStool?

For Tesla’s futuristic new Cybertruck, a fourth recall
https://apnews.com/article/tesla-cybertruck-recall-fourth-time-f3709f24063695bc231763fb07d7d700

wordman , to random
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Man, the is even uglier in person. I can't shake the feeling that somehow is vaguely culpable for its existence.

drahardja , to random
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The longer you look at Elon Musk, the worse he looks. Kinda like the Cybertruck, really.

#elonmusk #cybertruck

“Elon Musk has unusual relationships with women at SpaceX, WSJ reports”

https://www.theverge.com/2024/6/12/24176705/spacex-elon-musk-gwynne-shotwell-sexual-relationships

inkican , to random
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drahardja , to random
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Someone is selling a $15k Faraday cage for the for “doomsday” EMP attacks. 🤣🤣🤣

Literally a tinfoil hat for your douchepanzer.

I guess they figure OTA software updates can wait while they’re protecting you from the zombie apocalypse.

A fool and their money, etc.

https://mosequipment.com/products/mission-darkness-cybercylent-emp-faraday-car-cover

courtcan , to random
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Well y'all, this past week I have seen my first in the wild. And this morning I saw my second cybertruck in the wild.

Swell.

They look just as boxy, ugly, out-of-place, and pretentious in person as they do in pictures.

First in , second in , which is separated from by one street. So there is the chance it was the same vehicle. I sincerely hope so. It just pains me to think that there might be two such complete, unadulterated fools in this area.

mookie , to random
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vwdasher , to random
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bitprophet , to random
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Saw my first in person today!

Yup: boy they're ugly. What the fuck.

dannotdaniel , to random
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Rust in Peace.

Rust sells...
But who's buying?

parismarx , to random
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“The Cybertruck is not road-legal in China, although that hasn’t stopped Tesla from displaying the rust-prone electric pickup in some of its Chinese showrooms. Likewise, Tesla has just announced plans for a European Cybertruck tour. But, just like in China, the EV pickup cannot be sold in the EU.”

https://www.wired.com/story/elon-musk-cant-solve-teslas-china-crisis-with-his-desperate-asia-visit/

faraiwe , to random
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It can't even steer in place.

video/mp4

FlanFlinger , to random
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Who needs a when you can use a to carry 1 cement mixer, 1 spade, 2 bags of cement, 2 210x15x5cm bits of timber, 2 25l buckets of sand, 1 cordless drill, 1 box of 130mm screws, 1 cup of tea and half of packet of hobnob biscuits

Edit :- I forgot about the bag of beer for later

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chrysanthos , to random
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Not my creation but I wanted to share. Found it originally on r/196

MichaelPorter , to random
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So all the Tesla cybertrucks are being recalled becasue of a stupid design flaw (in a vehicle that is full of stupid design flaws). Some are expressing surprise that this only amounts to 3878 vehicles. That number is surprising – I would have thought the number of blindly fanatic Musk fans that would go for the wankpanzer was much higher. DId they have production issues?

ApproachingSteed , to random
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Total Recall

(Screenshot from ‘Total Recall’ below. It’s the dystopian Arnold Schwarzenegger film from 1990. Kinda funny since the cybertruck is facing a total recall right now 😂)



https://www.theverge.com/2024/4/19/24134753/tesla-recall-cybertruck-faulty-accelerator-pedal-nhtsa-defect

parismarx , to random
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Tesla has to recall every Cybertruck it’s shipped. There are only 3,878 of them.

https://techcrunch.com/2024/04/19/tesla-cybertruck-throttle-accelerator-pedal-stuck/

#tesla #tech #cybertruck #cars

darnell , to random
@darnell@one.darnell.one avatar

🤔🤨🧐 How did a carwash kill a

Why is not honoring the warranty‽

Does realize how weak this makes Cybertruck look‽

👉🏾 Cybertruck Turns Into Large Metal Brick After Going Through Car Wash https://futurism.com/cybertruck-brick-car-wash

jeffowski , to random
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jeffowski , to random
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tersoo ,

@jeffowski
The car looks like children's toys.
When it came out about 5 yrs ago, i thought it was sleek, last year when they spoke of the launch, it looked archaic, not modern and like a litle babies play toy badly designed.
How time flies, what looks good today may look terrible tomorrow

JoshuaHolland , to random
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Someone dubbed the "WankPanzer" and now that's its name.

I don't make the rules.

parismarx , to random
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