restingboredface ,

Most believable Onion headline ever

unconsciousvoidling ,

Young ladies, young ladies
I like 'em underage see
Some say that's statutory
But I say it's mandatory

Son_of_dad ,

Chris Jericho will also endorse Trump, and Jericho's wife wants to know when's the next insurrection

negativenull ,
@negativenull@lemmy.world avatar

Kevin Sorbo will endorses trump on Twitter, according to conspiracy theories, but will get owned by Lucy Lawless in response.

ivanafterall ,

His girlfriend, who has tenure at the budget strip-club in town, is also expected to endorse Trump in the middle of her Wednesday afternoon performance.

BolexForSoup ,
@BolexForSoup@kbin.social avatar

No need to attack a valid profession

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Wednesday afternoon strippers are the best.

That’s when the strip club in the strip mall by the outlet stores serve meatballs.

kautau ,
Son_of_dad ,

His gf works the Tuesday morning shifts

BolexForSoup ,
@BolexForSoup@kbin.social avatar

Someone has to. Don’t be shitty/prudish/judgmental. Stripping is a valid job.

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