SpaceX's New "Orbit-to-Ocean" Express Service Unveiled ( isglitch.com )
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Trump Boys Break Into CNN Office Attempting To Steal Debate Answers ( www.theonion.com )
‘Balanced’ journalist pushes politician’s lie to prove they don’t have a ‘pro-fact’ bias ( chaser.com.au )
Rob Zombie Admits He Only Makes Movies Because He Ran Out of Horror Soundbites To Use In His Music ( thehardtimes.net )
Congenital and Parent-of-Origin Prediction Factors and Risks of Baby Jazziness in Americana Live Births - Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology ( jabde.com )
Supreme Court issues token reasonable ruling ( thebeaverton.com )
Tourist Immediately Breaks 34 Sacred Local Customs While Deboarding Airplane ( www.theonion.com )
Ms. Rachel Trades Her Overalls for a Cardigan as She Takes Over Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood ( lemmy.world )
In a surprising twist that has sent shockwaves through the educational television community, beloved children’s entertainer Ms. Rachel has officially taken over Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood. The first order of business? Retiring the iconic overalls for a collection of cozy cardigans that would make your grandma jealous....