Taylor Swift Begins Day By Playing Video Reminding Travis Kelce Who She Is, How Long They’ve Dated ( www.theonion.com )
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“No sense in letting my 40 identical gingham blouses go to waste.”
"MOSCOW – Officials from the Kremlin, under the close supervision of Russian President Vladimir Putin, have concluded an autopsy of Alexei Navalny, concluding that the recently-deceased opposition leader spontaneously sentenced himself to 30 years in a remote Siberian gulag before then ingesting his own poison that he brought...
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FRESNO, CA – Across the United States young people who will turn eighteen by November 5 are expressing their excitement at being able to vote in the last presidential election of their lifetimes....
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“Me no get it,” explained Reform Voter Derek Williams, with a deeply furrowed brow and finger in his ear....
Joe Biden’s son Hunter has officially withdrawn from the race to become President of the United States following his felony conviction for gun offences....
If only...
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Excited about this one. Lent debuff hit me hard this year.
WASHINGTON—Stating that it was as easy to prepare 330 million helpings as one, President Joe Biden announced Thursday that he was reheating chili if anyone was interested. “I’m going to pop some chili into the microwave in a minute or so if anyone wants some,” said Biden, who raised his eyebrows as he gestured...