pseudonym ,
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My million dollar idea I want someone to steal and do, so I can be a customer.

"Dumb Stuff" we sell electronic appliances that aren't Internet connected. That's all.

That's it. That's the pitch. I would buy the <bleep> out of this company if their electronic gadgets were even half way decent, and repairable.

Electronic, no wifi, regular screws to open it up. That's it. Do those three things, and you can be sold by this store.

I will pay this business to curate and find these devices for me.

Npars01 ,
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@pseudonym

Our parents had household appliances that lasted decades and were repairable and maintainable.

Just hauled a 3 year old Samsung smart fridge to the dump.

They stopped making the parts to fix it after 10 months.

The dump didn't want it because it contains little that is recyclable.

Imagine this.

A fridge that can't cope with moisture, variations in temperature, vibration from doors opening & closing, the plastic cracks with the slightest thumping, and costs a fortune to buy

Alexandrad1 ,
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@Npars01 @pseudonym
I hope you like your new fridge, because, with determination, you could keep it forever.
Last time my fridge failed, I disarmed it, and it was the control board (they already had those 19 years ago), obviously discontinued, and fortunately just changing 2 relays did the trick (4$ total cost) but I discovered that you can downgrade your fridge from digital to analogic !! 😲 You just replace all the electronics with a mechanical timer. 😀

Example: https://youtu.be/BUt5QHs6ODY?si=oq0o68pvlu0J87ti

Npars01 ,
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@Alexandrad1 @pseudonym

Now there is an opportunity for a new business!

Refrigeration technicians who convert appliances with unnecessary electricity-guzzling "smart features" into normal appliances.

We have a "smart" stove where the digital features also can't cope with heat, vibration, moisture, or use.

Voids the warranty but how much use is a warranty nowadays anyway?

As @pluralistic calls it -- and felony abuse of business model -- the way of the future.

magnetic_tape ,
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@Npars01
Would this be called unshittification or deshittification @pluralistic ?
@Alexandrad1 @pseudonym

Alexandrad1 ,
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@magnetic_tape @Npars01 @pluralistic @pseudonym
I often wonder why isn't there a company out there to downgrade your car to an old-fashioned one, stripping it of every sensor and electronic device, making it a vehicle easy to repair and to maintain. And they would earn extra by taking a cut on reselling all the electronic junk they take out, since it is in working order. 😃


Alexandrad1 ,
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@magnetic_tape @Npars01 @pluralistic @pseudonym
They could advertise the idea as "the anti-Tesla", since a Tesla, from what I gather, is just a computer on wheels designed to exploit your data without your knowledge. (And also, small detail, couldn't all this electronics allow a malignant hacker to send you and your car into a tree?)

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Denton ,
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@Npars01 @pseudonym @FurryBeta my 20 year old kennmore split fridge is within 15% of the energy usage of most modern fridge’s, cost $50 or less to repair when it was acting up, is entirely analog, and still works fine.

I feel there has been a bit of a move too fast and break stuff in the appliance industry.

FurryBeta ,
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@Denton @Npars01 @pseudonym Oh, most definitely that is the case. Just about all appliances, water heaters, hvac units will not last as long as what it replaces. In some cases, it’s the engineering: why spend more on things that will get tossed long before their end of life, due to fashion, fades, trends, etc. In others, it’s planned obsolescence, such as dropping repair parts as soon as you can

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