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Jwharrison

@Jwharrison@universeodon.com

Lower middlebrow/midwit
Substitute teacher
60-something nerdasaurus whose collection of comic books could rival the Library of Alexandria.

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lowqualityfacts , (edited ) to random
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You heard it here first, the newspaper business is booming.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

Jwharrison ,
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@lowqualityfacts Newspapers putting cable news out of business?!? I guess you could say they're going to... fold them.

GottaLaff , to random
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Women’s reproductive rights, contraception, LGBTQ rights, IVF, now this:

The Christian right is coming for divorce next - Vox

“Conservative commentators and lawmakers are calling for an end to no-fault divorce, arguing that it has harmed men and even destroyed the fabric of society.”
https://apple.news/AZrx9yMTiQiaZJGSvy9X9Tg

Jwharrison ,
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@GottaLaff And Donald Trump is going to lead them in this holy crusade? "Alright folks, let’s keep marriage sacred… especially the third one"

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I wonder what his favorite anime is.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

Jwharrison ,
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@lowqualityfacts "Death Note." Cheney thought it was hilarious

Jwharrison ,
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@lowqualityfacts
Cheney's favorite anime: "Death Note"

flexghost , to random
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I call bullshit.

Grab em by the pussy

Suckers and losers

Very fine people on both sides

Stand back and stand by

Within a couple of days the number of cases is going to be down to close to 0

Find 11,780 votes

Stop the steal

Republicans are going to slither back and vote for Trump. Do not believe the disinfo. Look at the source.

Jwharrison ,
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@flexghost The GOP fundraising website couldn't handle all the money showered on it.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2024/05/31/donald-trump-fundraising-website-crashes/73919715007/

GottaLaff , to random
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NYT-The House Ethics Committee has launched an investigation into Representative Henry Cuellar, Democrat of Texas, over allegations that he accepted bribes and committed misconduct in office, the panel said on Wednesday.

Jwharrison ,
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@GottaLaff Too bad the party didn't support Cuellar's pro-abortion rights progressive challenger last cycle.

Jwharrison , to random
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Following RFK jr.'s appearance yesterday, Donald Trump will campaign at the #Libertarian Convention tonight. Just take a little bit of anti-science conspiracy, a dash of fascism, add some narcissism and shake until everyone’s confused:

"Having previously praised Kennedy and once considered him for a commission on vaccination safety, Trump has changed his tone. He suggested on social media that a vote for Kennedy would be a 'wasted protest vote' and that he’d 'even take Biden over Junior.'

Trump, in office, referred to the COVID-19 vaccine as 'one of the greatest miracles in the history of modern-day medicine.' But the former president now says that — should he win in November — he will 'not give one penny' to public schools and universities that mandate COVID-19 vaccination. He also accused Kennedy of being a 'fake' opponent of vaccines — efforts that could shore up his support among some in his base who might otherwise consider defecting to Kennedy."

https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/politics/trump-will-address-the-libertarian-party-convention-as-he-goes-after-robert-f-kennedy-jr/3625080/

lowqualityfacts , to random
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That's rough.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

Jwharrison ,
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@lowqualityfacts
That's why these official mugs are so coveted in the Low Countries.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Obviously.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

Jwharrison ,
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@lowqualityfacts That's why the fall of the Soviet Union and end of the Nuclear Freeze movement started global warming.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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That's so badass.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

Jwharrison ,
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@lowqualityfacts After hearing his mid-career Disco phase, who can blame him?
https://youtu.be/SAuqQr5YtjY?si=rE58cmcXbTKoMurZ

luckytran , to random
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"Since March 25, when the bird flu virus was confirmed in U.S. cattle for the first time, weekly sales of raw cow’s milk have ticked up 21% to as much as 65% compared with the same periods a year ago."

This is why we can't have nice things.

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/health/raw-milk-sales-spike-despite-cdcs-warnings-of-risk-associated-with-bird-flu

Raw milk sales spike despite CDC’s warnings of risk associated with bird flu Sales of raw milk appear to be on the rise, despite years of warnings about the health risks of drinking the unpasteurized products — and an outbreak of bird flu in dairy cows. Since March 25, when the bird flu virus was confirmed in U.S. cattle for the first time, weekly sales of raw cow’s milk have ticked up 21% to as much as 65% compared with the same periods a year ago, according to the market research firm NielsenIQ. That runs counter to advice from the Food and Drug Administration and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, which calls raw milk one of the “riskiest” foods people can consume.
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    • Jwharrison ,
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    @luckytran Introducing the new and improved raw milk, now with a special blend of E. coli, Listeria, and Salmonella, and for a limited time only, we're throwing in a splash of Avian Bird Flu at no extra charge!
    #GotGerms #FromFarmToFever

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    I think it's a good song.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    Jwharrison ,
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    That’s a profound example of the power of music, or maybe just profound irritation. Life goes on, bra.
    @lowqualityfacts
    https://youtu.be/bEY8jXIaYSg?si=MzOfpfuf7-ICCgyM

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    Wow, that's really old.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    Jwharrison ,
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    @lowqualityfacts
    but it acts like it’s billions of years old (such a drama queen!)

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    No one knows where the whole long hair depiction came from.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    Jwharrison ,
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    @lowqualityfacts
    hence the halo when he went out in public or posed for portraits

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    All true Transformers fans know this.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    Jwharrison ,
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    @lowqualityfacts That explains why he’s always overcompensating with his deep voice and big truck mode.

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    In my opinion, Bob was by far the worst rapper in the group.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    Jwharrison ,
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    @lowqualityfacts Respect to Dylan, his flow was wheezy, but his lyrics twisted minds like a Rubik's Cube.

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    Wise words from a wise man.

    Jwharrison ,
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    @lowqualityfacts He was always going to Toga Parties.
    https://youtu.be/PMYPL4JuXWc?si=7NQRJMFWqs2AT0B_

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    This blows my mind.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    Jwharrison ,
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    @lowqualityfacts
    That's all the proof I need that space-time is just a hoax made up by physicists with too much grant money

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    My uncle got jailed on vacation over this.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    Jwharrison ,
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    @lowqualityfacts Some jokes hit too close to home. Or door.

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    People are once again mistaking me for a bot, so here's me holding Fishy. He is infinitely more photogenic than I will ever be.

    Jwharrison ,
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    @lowqualityfacts That's EXACTLY what I would expect an AI to post!

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    I wonder what movie it was for.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    Jwharrison ,
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    @lowqualityfacts "A Brief History of Time: The Director's Cut"

    rbreich , to random
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    Trump is out of his mind and desperate https://robertreich.substack.com/p/trump-is-out-of-his-mind-and-desperate?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

    Jwharrison ,
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    @rbreich
    Trump's nearly out of his mind and desperate, but so is a third of the electorate.

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    Naturally.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    Jwharrison ,
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    @lowqualityfacts It’s Bakers' way of saying, "We knead more time!"

    luckytran , to random
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    We need better COVID vaccines, Long COVID treatments, climate solutions & more.

    But at a time when we need to fund science most, the government is cutting science agency budgets.

    A $9B cut to the NSF, $7B cut to NASA, & cuts also to EPA, USGS & NIST.

    https://www.science.org/content/article/final-u-s-spending-bills-offer-gloomy-outlook-science

    Jwharrison ,
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    @luckytran Sure, climate change is turning our coastal cities into Waterworld, but at least our grandkids will inherit a slightly smaller national debt!!!

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    I love math.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    Jwharrison ,
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    @lowqualityfacts When multiplying Nine by Three, look carefully and you'll see the Nine is clearly an upside-down Six and a Three in a trench coat trying to pass as a fully grown Twenty-Seven.

    futurebird , (edited ) to random
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    Niki Haley wants to raise the SS retirement age to 70.

    Life expectancy for African American men in the US is 62*.

    For men in general? 73.

    Enjoy your negative 8 and 3 years everyone.

    *This is for black men born in 1960 ... the cohort who would be retiring soon if they weren't dropping like flies.

    Jwharrison ,
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    @futurebird Last week a Texas secessionist asked on Facebook:
    “If we secede, do we still get our Social Security monthly checks?” A lot of working class families, even Trump supporters, like social security and rely on disability or survivor benefits. Haley will probably change her tune if her candidacy survives past March.

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    Oh.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    Jwharrison ,
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    @lowqualityfacts Huh. I thought that was the 2nd Commandment.

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    I love Bernie Sanders.

    Jwharrison ,
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    @lowqualityfacts
    The multi-millionaires and billionaires decided they want back, but instead of appreciating it on the dance floor, they've hoarded it in offshore accounts! We need a system where everyone's back is equally valued, not just the ones in corporate tax havens!

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    Jwharrison ,
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    @lowqualityfacts Actually, Birmingham Alabama and Birmingham England are a singular location split by a temporal anomaly. Y'all' and 'you lot' are the same phrase, but one merely morphed into the other after Birmingham was severed into temporal fragments by a rogue algorithm sometime in the near future.

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    I hope we never lose it again.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    Jwharrison ,
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    @lowqualityfacts
    You can find this fact in The Guinness Book of World Records under the category of Longest game of 'Marco Polo'

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    I wanted to see if ChatGPT could put me out of the job, so I asked it to write a funny fake fact. To my surprise, it literally just plagiarized one of my own facts. Nearly word for word. I'd say my position remains safe for now.

    My fact: Penguins can fly, but choose not to because they have a fear of heights.

    Jwharrison ,
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    @lowqualityfacts
    How can I be sure be sure you're really a human sitting around, dreaming up low-quality facts? Maybe you're really a high-quality AI dreaming that you're coming up with them! Either way, it seems like reality is having a hard time deciding if it's out of order or just out of ideas

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