lowqualityfacts ,
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tshirtman ,
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@lowqualityfacts Good think i’m not an elephant, heh.

lionelb ,
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@lowqualityfacts

A very small elephant.

suetanvil ,
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@lowqualityfacts

Fortunately, it's not enough to kill a human, though.

michelestrider ,
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@lowqualityfacts So "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" is a threat. Got it.

qurlyjoe ,
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@lowqualityfacts
I dunno about Apple seeds, but peach pits for sure contain cyanide. https://www.poison.org/articles/are-peach-pits-poisonous-224

mastomuckle ,
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@lowqualityfacts Four out of five doctors recommend not eating that particular apple.

Pierrette ,
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@lowqualityfacts I used to ate very seed in the apple i loved that cyanide flavour i must be mithidezed by now

forthy42 ,
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@lowqualityfacts Fortunately, it takes hundreds if not thousands to kill a human, and you need to crush them, something elephants carefully avoid.

adipoeserPursch ,
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@lowqualityfacts Well, that must be a micro-elephant then...

lightninhopkins ,
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@lowqualityfacts I never trusted apples.

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