lowqualityfacts ,
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This is one of history's greatest hoaxes.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

Red_Shirt_Dude ,
@Red_Shirt_Dude@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts What about the piretes of three rivers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9ofainczNo

This song is so bad that it's good.

nikatjef ,
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@lowqualityfacts
I dunno about that, I am pretty sure that Johnny Depp was real and I know Tortuga was real... Yeah, the East India Trading company may have embellished Depp's history to sell more skull and crossbone flags, but I am pretty sure Johnny Depp was real

JohnJBurnsIII ,
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@lowqualityfacts

"HOIST the colors"...

:flag_pirate:

Johnboy_1956 ,
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@lowqualityfacts So why is September 19th International Talk Like a Pirate Day ?

wllnr ,
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howlinhobbit ,
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@lowqualityfacts

I don’t own any skull and crossbones flags. I do, however, own a skull and crossbones fez and another fez that’s sort of riffing on the theme.

Silversong ,
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@lowqualityfacts I will fight you.

Penguinflight ,
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@lowqualityfacts Though in Little Factoid Of The Day, the skull and crossed-bones was the Battle-flag of the Fleet of the Knights Templar.

Much in use after the Inquisition by those few (comparatively) who escaped Phillip and Torquemada's Friday the 13th betrayal.

whatstheruckus ,
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@lowqualityfacts

Who doesn't like to have their poop deck swabbed with a jolly rodger?

Penguinflight ,
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nickbwalking ,
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@lowqualityfacts uh-oh, you've revealed the secret power of Big Flag. I hope you can avoid the consequences.

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