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JohnJBurnsIII

@JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to

Visual Basic & SQL Server

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Former PT instructor: Kalamazoo Valley Community College.

EN2, CCDG2, CV-66, LCC 20

Be quality outlier for good! Abhor stereotypes.

Abled: for now.
Woke - a long time ago. The word is not the negative a small % of world believes it to be.

Location: 1123 6536 5321

If my postings have issues with grammar, or misspellings - and I recognize that... I will edit. If I miss it: ¯_(ツ)_/¯

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. For a complete list of posts, browse on the original instance.

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Currently at the airport stirring cement into my peanut butter until the TSA admits it's a solid.

JohnJBurnsIII ,
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What you need is some corn starch... and a big of a shock load...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newtonian_fluid

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Wow, that's really fast.
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JohnJBurnsIII ,
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Awesome lift with each flap...🤪

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Do you get concerned whenever produce gets recalled over an E. coli risk? Vote Republican. They'll remove those pesky safety regulations so you can walk into the grocery store confident that everything is contaminated with E. coli.

JohnJBurnsIII ,
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@lowqualityfacts

I don't think that is a Low Quality Fact.

Please don't give us High Quality Facts. It is disconcerting.

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lowqualityfacts , to random
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The human body never ceases to amaze me.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

JohnJBurnsIII ,
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😂

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Uncharacteristically high quality post:
Happy 10 years to this gorgeous girl. Thank you for spending the best decade of my life with me.

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JohnJBurnsIII ,
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This is one of history's greatest hoaxes.
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JohnJBurnsIII ,
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"HOIST the colors"...

:flag_pirate:

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Wow, that's really small.
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JohnJBurnsIII ,
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Is there an image of a dime, using a banana for scale?

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lowqualityfacts , to random
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Did I win my staring contest with the eclipse?
Yes.

Are my eyes so powerful that I did not need to wear eclipse glasses?
Yes.

Do I need you to support my Patreon so I can afford a very urgent yet unrelated visit to the optometrist?
Yes.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

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I love math.
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JohnJBurnsIII ,
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By golly you're correct... it is 7

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Very impressive.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts.

JohnJBurnsIII ,
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So the hand movements that folks stereotypical associate with Italian's - are really just swimming motions, eh?
😎

lowqualityfacts , to random
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All of them. Every single one.
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JohnJBurnsIII ,
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OK... but they do have those expeditionary forces (aka Gooses) that reap havoc in the U.S.

Let's build a wall...

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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
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JohnJBurnsIII ,
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What better way to keep those skates sharp... than constant sharpening. 🤯

lowqualityfacts , to random
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The Alabama Supreme Court has ruled that because any frog could be a baby that has been transformed into a frog by an evil sorcerer, frogs are now legally people. Judicial scholars have not yet determined how this ruling will affect our lives, but have collectively declared that although clearly idiotic, it is sadly not the most idiotic decision the Alabama Supreme Court has made this week.

JohnJBurnsIII ,
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I bow to our frog overlords... for they are leaps & bounds ahead of us.🤪

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History is so interesting.
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JohnJBurnsIII ,
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It was served in a coconut.

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I do this most weekends.
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JohnJBurnsIII ,
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Have you found a tape which works with over-easy, yet?

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I love sharks.
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JohnJBurnsIII ,
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I hear that they get excited when they hear the low rumblings of pirates singing "Hoist the Colors"...

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This blows my mind.
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JohnJBurnsIII ,
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And... to think that the Egyptian's took all the time to build pyramids for their ancient ones...

lowqualityfacts , to random
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That's reasonable.
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JohnJBurnsIII ,
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Obviously... local car dealers got that law passed via their lobbyists.

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Wow, I never would have guessed.
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JohnJBurnsIII ,
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So he's the "one"...

A universe of monkeys- to get the works of Shakespeare ('er Hemingway).
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