[Bird of Prey flies under the Golden Gate Bridge and crashes in to the sea]
Humpback: "holy shit, WTF just happened?!"
Whaliens: "Oh hey! We've been trying to reach you."
Humpback: "the hoomans had us captive but we escaped"
Whaliens: "Oh dang, but you're good now?"
Humpback: "The water is hot, but yeah, we good."
Whaliens: "We were worried about you so we were going to boil the ocean."
Humpback: "You were going to what?"
Whaliens: "Glad you're okay, BYEEE!"