epidiah ,
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To Whom It May Concern,

I don't write for free. Not even cover letters.

Please do consider me for the position though.

Sincerely,
Eppy

P.S. An invoice for $200, my discounted rate for prospective employers, should be attached.

aearo ,
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@epidiah
YES! Ha, Yog's Law, amirite?

I am extremely tempted to do something like this for serious.

Well, for "serious." But for real.

Probably after they've already rejected me, but nevertheless.

epidiah OP ,
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"Now, tell me why you're interested in this job."

"My interest mostly stems from the hordes of armed and increasingly militarized thugs the state employs for the express purpose of doing violence on me if I try to exist without one. Specifically, I'm interested in avoiding them."

epidiah OP ,
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  • herrold ,
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    @epidiah so many of the games that exist today, I would've loved as a youngster. I could see my younger self and friends spending days playing modern boardgames.

    herrold ,
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    @epidiah the Friar Tuck expansion is out as well. I played through the base game with my weird friends and had a great time taking turns reading the book in bad fake British accents.

    It's all about those white cubes... and Little John with two swords.

    herrold ,
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    @epidiah oh, and I'm glad you're enjoying it.

    GreatBigTable ,
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    @epidiah I've considered picking up that one a number of times. I am intrigued by the "advent calendar" mechanic.

    epidiah OP ,
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  • GreatBigTable ,
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    @epidiah I think my girls would enjoy the narrative aspect of it.

    BrianBinh ,
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    @epidiah "Why do I want to work for you? I require money to exchange for goods and services. I understand you will give me money in exchange for my services."

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